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reminder that you all need to play corru.observer
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mychart is so funny when u see it on the providers computer screen cause u see shit like "has testes: yes" and "diagnosis: f64.0 transsexualism" and "phallus is unremarkable"
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
mychart is so funny when u see it on the providers computer screen cause u see shit like "has testes: yes" and "diagnosis: f64.0 transsexualism" and "phallus is unremarkable"
just found out about The Reddit Doctor and i genuinely cannot believe i used to look up to that guy. i gotta make sure i don't have any lingering brainworms holy shit
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
just found out about The Reddit Doctor and i genuinely cannot believe i used to look up to that guy. i gotta make sure i don't have any lingering brainworms holy shit
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
"didnt check the account" award
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
"didnt check the account" award
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lawyers posting about trump news every day
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lawyers posting about trump news every day
when i see two or more screenshots of posts made by the same person i just assume theyre evil or something and scroll past
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
when i see two or more screenshots of posts made by the same person i just assume theyre evil or something and scroll past
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throwback to when i bought a bad batch of memory and it was so bad that in memtest86 i got over 10,000 errors on the first test alone and it gave me a big cartoon failure popup to tell me how fucked i was
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
throwback to when i bought a bad batch of memory and it was so bad that in memtest86 i got over 10,000 errors on the first test alone and it gave me a big cartoon failure popup to tell me how fucked i was
you ever make a post and then you get like a vision from above that its utter dogshit
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
you ever make a post and then you get like a vision from above that its utter dogshit
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Made the mistake of inviting a rat therian to my dinner party. Fucker's in the kitchen every five minutes telling me what herbs to add
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Made the mistake of inviting a rat therian to my dinner party. Fucker's in the kitchen every five minutes telling me what herbs to add
i swear to velzie if i see any of you recommending lobotomy corporation in the year 2026 i'm putting you in the light
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
i swear to velzie if i see any of you recommending lobotomy corporation in the year 2026 i'm putting you in the light
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‼️A German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
‼️A German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
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THIS WEBSITE HAS THE JUICE
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
THIS WEBSITE HAS THE JUICE
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My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me.
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