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milt.dev
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@milt.dev
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VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore
Opinions are my own and they keep me warm
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𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · Oct 14
you’ve made a powerful and zesty enemy this day
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come and take it
A hand holding a large stalk of Brussels sprouts that looks like a club
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I’m in my Soviet dad game era
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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undulating geometric snake says hi
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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prosciutto is his favorite and if you give him some he will make this face
A Siamese cat on a couch making a blinky face and getting pets
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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pumpkin has reached peak friendliness
A smiley face pumpkin that has decomposed to the point where it looks like a jovial toothless man
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Turty McTurtface let’s fuckin goooo
A screenshot with a picture of a sea turtle. Text: National Aquarium wants your help picking Baltimore names for rescued turtles By Darreonna Davis Published on: November 15, 2025 10:33 AM ET Updated on: November 15, 2025 2:02 PM ET A rescued Kemp's ridley sea turtle during rehabilitation in June. (Philip Smith/National Aquarium)
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I finished my first floor I did
A narrow rowhouse hallway with newly finished wood floor. There is some darker mismatched floor on the right
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Saint Eggs
A sandwich bearing the text: ST EGGS
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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meant to post this on veterans day
I Keep My Grandfather’s Mind Active By Calling Him Every Day And Telling Him World War II Never Happened
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November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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@pigeonaire.bsky.social just baked some giant pan-bangers
A gorgeous green-eyed lady in a mutter museum hoodie holding a pan of chocolate chip cookies on foil and holding one with a spatula A closeup of a “pan-banger” chocolate chip cookie
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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we lost a lot of good men that day it was raining men
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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kash patel 100% sees a giant bunny no one else can
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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baltimore in the morning is bustling like a richard scarry illustration except one of those cute little fuckers is doing an arson
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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note to self: pocket cat
A Siamese cat looking at the camera and putting his front paws in the pocket of a pair of jeans on human legs
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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don’t sever my pluribus
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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you know joysticks are cool because a lot of them have HOTASS in the name
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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landing the dog
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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self-criticism and self-compassion are great but there is a secret third option where you confuse yourself to the point where you forgot what the problem was
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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getting back into obtuse german space trading simulators
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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backwards forwards jeffwards
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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HOLD THE PHONE NEW JAM JUST DROPPED youtu.be/6SPyqPAvz9Q?...
NHK Pythagora Switch - The Wire Hanger Song (English)
YouTube video by Lcd101
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November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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been down in the basement winterizing the hosepipes ☃️
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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pissocratic party
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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i fucked up the haiku but that’s just cause we’re smoking strategist here
milt.dev 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 9d
smoking on that karl
nice off that karl rove shit
turd blossom so loud
🪷
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
milt.dev
smoking on that karl
nice off that karl rove shit
turd blossom so loud
🪷
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM