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@milt.dev
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Executive Functional Programmer
VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore
Opinions are my own and they keep me warm
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that gong gong gong gong gong
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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come and take it
A hand holding a large stalk of Brussels sprouts that looks like a club
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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prosciutto is his favorite and if you give him some he will make this face
A Siamese cat on a couch making a blinky face and getting pets
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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pumpkin has reached peak friendliness
A smiley face pumpkin that has decomposed to the point where it looks like a jovial toothless man
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Turty McTurtface let’s fuckin goooo
A screenshot with a picture of a sea turtle. Text: National Aquarium wants your help picking Baltimore names for rescued turtles By Darreonna Davis Published on: November 15, 2025 10:33 AM ET Updated on: November 15, 2025 2:02 PM ET A rescued Kemp's ridley sea turtle during rehabilitation in June. (Philip Smith/National Aquarium)
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I finished my first floor I did
A narrow rowhouse hallway with newly finished wood floor. There is some darker mismatched floor on the right
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Saint Eggs
A sandwich bearing the text: ST EGGS
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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@pigeonaire.bsky.social just baked some giant pan-bangers
A gorgeous green-eyed lady in a mutter museum hoodie holding a pan of chocolate chip cookies on foil and holding one with a spatula A closeup of a “pan-banger” chocolate chip cookie
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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note to self: pocket cat
A Siamese cat looking at the camera and putting his front paws in the pocket of a pair of jeans on human legs
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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on my sausage and kale bullshit again
Rigatoni pasta with a cream sauce, sausage and kale
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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yes we can compromise on this it’s fine whoops im dead
Guess I’ll just die meme guy. Top text: GUESS WE’LL Bottom text: GUESS WE’LL JUST DIE
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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when the ravens play the vikings
Odin enthroned and holding his spear Gungnir, flanked by his ravens Huginn and Muninn and wolves Geri and Freki (1882) by Carl Emil Doepler
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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meet my new pal Orbert
What my phone thinks is a spiny backed orb weaver spider
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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new milt speeds achieved, fear my velocity
A Strava readout with a picture of a path around a lake. Text: 5km Race with Runna Distance 3.12 mi Pace 9:32/mi STRAVA Time 29m 50s
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Zora sez gm
A tortoise shell tuxedo kitty upside down getting pets A tortoise shell tuxedo cat on her side getting pets A tortoise shell tuxedo kitty upside down being a fierce beast
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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FRAKES ONLY
Jonathan FRAKES as commander riker
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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that face you make when a ghost shits in ur pants
A picture of King Charles looking dispeptic and a headline: US NEWS King Charles's 'most haunted' royal residence with 25 ghost sightings
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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new friends tonight
a gentleman in a scary clown mask and red shirt taking a pic with me, a beardy man with glasses in a black hoodie
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I’m out here with full-sized snickers, skittles and Pokémon cards and the trick-or-treaters are petering out
A bowl of Halloween candy including but not limited to skittles, snickers and Pokémon cards
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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limited tool options this year led to a minimalist design
A carved pumpkin with a large smiling mouth and two beady eyes
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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at least the human centipede had ends
infographic showing $13 billion funding going from Microsoft to OpenAI, and $13 billion in cloud computing fees going from OpenAI to Microsoft
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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peanuts canonically takes place on another world with a red sun
Linus and Lucy van Pelt cavorting in a pumpkin patch in front of the relentless red sun of their world
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Every Second They Will Become Less Human
A screenshot with a picture of chicken bites and the text: My One-Pan Chicken Bites Will Be Devoured By Your Entire Family in Minutes thekitchn.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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they are filling it up with wine
A Japanese kei fire truck parked in front of a building in a spot marked “wine source only” A closeup of the cab of the kei firetruck
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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more bones
A disco ball skeleton and an 8 foot skeleton bathed in colored psychedelic light on a porch A porch adorned with skeletons and lights
October 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM