Ratstopher
@milliondollarrat.bsky.social
I make stupid jokes and bad decisions. 🔞
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If you like my jokes help me fund my bad habits 😘🥴
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Media:
Fantasy/sci-fi
Action
Comedy
Strategy
Cozy
Rogue like
Elden ring
Hades
Stardew valley
Red rising
Spider-Man
Batman
Fallout
Pegglin
Xcom/Phoenix point
Civilization
Risk of rain 2
Blasphemous
Game of thrones
Dark souls
Arcane (no lol)
Cosmere
Fmab
Media:
Fantasy/sci-fi
Action
Comedy
Strategy
Cozy
Rogue like
Elden ring
Hades
Stardew valley
Red rising
Spider-Man
Batman
Fallout
Pegglin
Xcom/Phoenix point
Civilization
Risk of rain 2
Blasphemous
Game of thrones
Dark souls
Arcane (no lol)
Cosmere
Fmab
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pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
January 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
We should bring back the term robber baron, I can think of a few people today that might fit that bill.
January 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We should bring back the term robber baron, I can think of a few people today that might fit that bill.
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you are loved, we will win
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
you are loved, we will win
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
I’m sick of living in unprecedented times, why can’t they just be precedented times?
January 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’m sick of living in unprecedented times, why can’t they just be precedented times?
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I've been posting too many normie bangers lately, my replies have been miserable.
January 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I've been posting too many normie bangers lately, my replies have been miserable.
Invisible by Duran Duran is hitting too close to home today
January 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Invisible by Duran Duran is hitting too close to home today
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
All the incoming presidential cabinet members give me Skeksis vibes.
Greedy, power hungry, gross, and worst of all wrinkly.
Greedy, power hungry, gross, and worst of all wrinkly.
a statue of a monster with horns is sitting on a throne .
ALT: a statue of a monster with horns is sitting on a throne .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
All the incoming presidential cabinet members give me Skeksis vibes.
Greedy, power hungry, gross, and worst of all wrinkly.
Greedy, power hungry, gross, and worst of all wrinkly.
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TLDR: There is nothing enforceable for the immediate future. It will take months or years to implement this via rulemaking or bureaucratic changes which are then subject to legal challenge. While it's worrying, there's no immediate change yet for most trans people. Do not comply in advance.
Trump White House's first trans executive order is out. I'll be reading over it here and going through line by line to help you make sense of it.
You can find it here:
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
You can find it here:
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
DEFENDING WOMEN FROM GENDER IDEOLOGY EXTREMISM AND RESTORING BIOLOGICAL TRUTH TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 7301 of title 5, United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
TLDR: There is nothing enforceable for the immediate future. It will take months or years to implement this via rulemaking or bureaucratic changes which are then subject to legal challenge. While it's worrying, there's no immediate change yet for most trans people. Do not comply in advance.
Help there are so many porn bots
January 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Help there are so many porn bots
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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the goal of discord chats is to never be the last voice in the conversation cause if you do that means you killed the conversation with your cringe and you must receive retribution to free yourself of your sins
January 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
the goal of discord chats is to never be the last voice in the conversation cause if you do that means you killed the conversation with your cringe and you must receive retribution to free yourself of your sins
I feel like most of the characters from Jojos bizarre adventure would be great at drag.
They have the attitude, the look, and most importantly the stage presence.
They have the attitude, the look, and most importantly the stage presence.
January 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I feel like most of the characters from Jojos bizarre adventure would be great at drag.
They have the attitude, the look, and most importantly the stage presence.
They have the attitude, the look, and most importantly the stage presence.
Non-binary? That’s boring and passive
Quantum gender? That pops, it lets people know you mean business
Quantum gender? That pops, it lets people know you mean business
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Non-binary? That’s boring and passive
Quantum gender? That pops, it lets people know you mean business
Quantum gender? That pops, it lets people know you mean business
My ideal 🍃 rotation:
1. Gonzo (my favorite muppet/badass)
2. Melinoe (Hades 2, I shouldn’t have to elaborate for any hades character)
3. General Grievous (Star Wars baby!!!, why do you think he coughs all the time? Plus his eyes are a dead giveaway that he’s blasted all the time)
1. Gonzo (my favorite muppet/badass)
2. Melinoe (Hades 2, I shouldn’t have to elaborate for any hades character)
3. General Grievous (Star Wars baby!!!, why do you think he coughs all the time? Plus his eyes are a dead giveaway that he’s blasted all the time)
January 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My ideal 🍃 rotation:
1. Gonzo (my favorite muppet/badass)
2. Melinoe (Hades 2, I shouldn’t have to elaborate for any hades character)
3. General Grievous (Star Wars baby!!!, why do you think he coughs all the time? Plus his eyes are a dead giveaway that he’s blasted all the time)
1. Gonzo (my favorite muppet/badass)
2. Melinoe (Hades 2, I shouldn’t have to elaborate for any hades character)
3. General Grievous (Star Wars baby!!!, why do you think he coughs all the time? Plus his eyes are a dead giveaway that he’s blasted all the time)
This post goes out to all my skaven fans!
I want a comic where the council of 13 all decide to 🍃 and eat warpstone.
The twist: they all get super paranoid and over analyze each other death note style.
I want a comic where the council of 13 all decide to 🍃 and eat warpstone.
The twist: they all get super paranoid and over analyze each other death note style.
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This post goes out to all my skaven fans!
I want a comic where the council of 13 all decide to 🍃 and eat warpstone.
The twist: they all get super paranoid and over analyze each other death note style.
I want a comic where the council of 13 all decide to 🍃 and eat warpstone.
The twist: they all get super paranoid and over analyze each other death note style.
Ancient humans used to worship and venerate women,
Look at us now smh 😔
Look at us now smh 😔
January 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ancient humans used to worship and venerate women,
Look at us now smh 😔
Look at us now smh 😔
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“Sometimes the courtesy flush is just for yourself”
-Bane (from Kite Man Hell Yeah!)
-Bane (from Kite Man Hell Yeah!)
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Sometimes the courtesy flush is just for yourself”
-Bane (from Kite Man Hell Yeah!)
-Bane (from Kite Man Hell Yeah!)
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this is what all enbys want to look like tbh
January 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
this is what all enbys want to look like tbh
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
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The modern duel: kids riding their bikes toward each other with a foam noodle in one hand to see who can knock off the party hat on top of the other’s helmet first. Chivalry is not dead.
(I’m at the farmers market)
(I’m at the farmers market)
January 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The modern duel: kids riding their bikes toward each other with a foam noodle in one hand to see who can knock off the party hat on top of the other’s helmet first. Chivalry is not dead.
(I’m at the farmers market)
(I’m at the farmers market)
This just in: Twink meta founder wants more manly men in his company
I would absolutely read a 5,000-word deep-dive on whatever high-powered PR agency is charging Mark Zuckerberg tens of millions of dollars to shape his public image as a bootlicking scrub
Zuckerberg Says Most Companies Need More ‘Masculine Energy’
Mark Zuckerberg lamented the rise of “culturally neutered” companies that have sought to distance themselves from “masculine energy,” adding that it’s good if a culture “celebrates the aggression a bi...
www.bloomberg.com
January 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This just in: Twink meta founder wants more manly men in his company
New Year’s resolution: stare back into the souls of people who stare at me
January 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
New Year’s resolution: stare back into the souls of people who stare at me