slowly eating a reeses peanut butter cup with a fork and knife in a dark room while james bond takes out my most competent henchmen one by one
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
slowly eating a reeses peanut butter cup with a fork and knife in a dark room while james bond takes out my most competent henchmen one by one
[eulogy]
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
[eulogy]
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
many artists despise the use of soulless generative ai in art, but i'm curious about how they feel about non-generative uses of ai in digital art, such as removing the background of an image - the type of task that can be painstaking to do manually in photoshop, and isn't a direct act of creation
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
many artists despise the use of soulless generative ai in art, but i'm curious about how they feel about non-generative uses of ai in digital art, such as removing the background of an image - the type of task that can be painstaking to do manually in photoshop, and isn't a direct act of creation
broke: research with a podcaster
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
broke: research with a podcaster
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
don't you hate it when someone tells you to do something but you were already planning to do it of your own accord? like when someone says to disregard their previous email
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
don't you hate it when someone tells you to do something but you were already planning to do it of your own accord? like when someone says to disregard their previous email
Pinot Grigio Baja Blast
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Pinot Grigio Baja Blast
doing undeadlifts at the Grimnasium
October 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
doing undeadlifts at the Grimnasium
donning my mask of denim to frighten theater patrons as the jantom of the jopera
October 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
donning my mask of denim to frighten theater patrons as the jantom of the jopera
@roxiqt.com I encountered this on facebook and thought you would appreciate it
September 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@roxiqt.com I encountered this on facebook and thought you would appreciate it
three square meals a day? that's nine, that's way too many
August 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
three square meals a day? that's nine, that's way too many
me in a police interrogation chamber: snitches get stitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
May 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
me in a police interrogation chamber: snitches get stitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
Sports Illustrated Skill Issue
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sports Illustrated Skill Issue
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you tellin me a cad buried these eggs?
March 28, 2024 at 3:51 PM
you tellin me a cad buried these eggs?
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ME (popping up): why are they called expired hotdogs when they could be called spoiled brats
CORONER STRUGGLING TO SHOVE ME BACK IN THE COFFIN: god damn it how is he still doing this after nine autopsies
CORONER STRUGGLING TO SHOVE ME BACK IN THE COFFIN: god damn it how is he still doing this after nine autopsies
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
ME (popping up): why are they called expired hotdogs when they could be called spoiled brats
CORONER STRUGGLING TO SHOVE ME BACK IN THE COFFIN: god damn it how is he still doing this after nine autopsies
CORONER STRUGGLING TO SHOVE ME BACK IN THE COFFIN: god damn it how is he still doing this after nine autopsies
PSY as a psychiatrist: oppan insecure attachment style
February 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
PSY as a psychiatrist: oppan insecure attachment style
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"Go to hell," I explained thoughtfully
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Go to hell," I explained thoughtfully
"You had ONE JOB!!"
-manager who assigned you 3,604 jobs, 3,603 of which you performed perfectly
-manager who assigned you 3,604 jobs, 3,603 of which you performed perfectly
December 25, 2024 at 7:15 PM
"You had ONE JOB!!"
-manager who assigned you 3,604 jobs, 3,603 of which you performed perfectly
-manager who assigned you 3,604 jobs, 3,603 of which you performed perfectly
Berry Crispmas to all, and to all a nutritious breakfast high in protein and fiber!
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this post is brought to you by our sponsor, Kashi cereals
December 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Berry Crispmas to all, and to all a nutritious breakfast high in protein and fiber!
this post is brought to you by our sponsor, Kashi cereals
this post is brought to you by our sponsor, Kashi cereals
someBODY once told me
this baby would be holy
the son of God was born in a shed
three gifts did we confer
of gold, frankincense, and myrrh
as the horses looked on from their horse bed
this baby would be holy
the son of God was born in a shed
three gifts did we confer
of gold, frankincense, and myrrh
as the horses looked on from their horse bed
December 24, 2024 at 5:09 PM
someBODY once told me
this baby would be holy
the son of God was born in a shed
three gifts did we confer
of gold, frankincense, and myrrh
as the horses looked on from their horse bed
this baby would be holy
the son of God was born in a shed
three gifts did we confer
of gold, frankincense, and myrrh
as the horses looked on from their horse bed
Please, call me Hank. Mr. Beast is my father.
December 20, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Please, call me Hank. Mr. Beast is my father.
me: I'm really depressed today, I had to ethanize Fido yesterday
friend: oh no! I'm so sorr- wait, do you mean "euthanize"?
me: [on the verge of tears] no
ethan: arf arf arf
friend: oh no! I'm so sorr- wait, do you mean "euthanize"?
me: [on the verge of tears] no
ethan: arf arf arf
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 PM
me: I'm really depressed today, I had to ethanize Fido yesterday
friend: oh no! I'm so sorr- wait, do you mean "euthanize"?
me: [on the verge of tears] no
ethan: arf arf arf
friend: oh no! I'm so sorr- wait, do you mean "euthanize"?
me: [on the verge of tears] no
ethan: arf arf arf
man, england is so wack. why are there soooo many politicians?? like, LITERALLY everyone is a governor
November 20, 2024 at 3:23 PM
man, england is so wack. why are there soooo many politicians?? like, LITERALLY everyone is a governor
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