come on down to Feeble Tony's Discount Harps and Microscopes
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
come on down to Feeble Tony's Discount Harps and Microscopes
my father is so virtuous. never once has he committed the sin of pride by saying he's proud of me
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
my father is so virtuous. never once has he committed the sin of pride by saying he's proud of me
it would be nice if the country could hold together for 9 more years, for the sake of the Super Bowl
real nice
real nice
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
it would be nice if the country could hold together for 9 more years, for the sake of the Super Bowl
real nice
real nice
[checking myself only after wrecking myself] ah geez
January 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
[checking myself only after wrecking myself] ah geez
DR. FRANKENSTEIN ASSEMBLING HIS CREATION: a little bit of monica... a little bit of erica...
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
DR. FRANKENSTEIN ASSEMBLING HIS CREATION: a little bit of monica... a little bit of erica...
A beautiful angel, a brilliant genius, a valiant hero, and a talented artist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get for you, [reader of this post]?"
The bartender says, "What can I get for you, [reader of this post]?"
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A beautiful angel, a brilliant genius, a valiant hero, and a talented artist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get for you, [reader of this post]?"
The bartender says, "What can I get for you, [reader of this post]?"
me: is 115 hershey kisses too many to eat in one sitting?
attorney for the prosecution: that's what we're here to find out
attorney for the prosecution: that's what we're here to find out
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
me: is 115 hershey kisses too many to eat in one sitting?
attorney for the prosecution: that's what we're here to find out
attorney for the prosecution: that's what we're here to find out
hannah montana: say hello to my little friend!
(it's a chipmunk that lives in her pocket. his name is clyve and he's a scorpio)
(it's a chipmunk that lives in her pocket. his name is clyve and he's a scorpio)
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
hannah montana: say hello to my little friend!
(it's a chipmunk that lives in her pocket. his name is clyve and he's a scorpio)
(it's a chipmunk that lives in her pocket. his name is clyve and he's a scorpio)
Reposted by Milldawg
[letter to santa]
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
[letter to santa]
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
getting ready to seek some higher tier gear in the Fivebidden Threemb
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
getting ready to seek some higher tier gear in the Fivebidden Threemb
me: so you just swirl it around in your nostril a couple times and then stick it into this little plastic vial
my son, a furby whose batteries i took out 14 years ago: i would like some more raisin bran please father.
my son, a furby whose batteries i took out 14 years ago: i would like some more raisin bran please father.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
me: so you just swirl it around in your nostril a couple times and then stick it into this little plastic vial
my son, a furby whose batteries i took out 14 years ago: i would like some more raisin bran please father.
my son, a furby whose batteries i took out 14 years ago: i would like some more raisin bran please father.
GUIDE: watch out for traps
ME, A NIMBLE ROGUE: heh heh, that won't be an issu--
[a goblin with the thickest neck you've ever seen sprints out of the darkness and clotheslines me, decapitating me]
ME, A NIMBLE ROGUE: heh heh, that won't be an issu--
[a goblin with the thickest neck you've ever seen sprints out of the darkness and clotheslines me, decapitating me]
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
GUIDE: watch out for traps
ME, A NIMBLE ROGUE: heh heh, that won't be an issu--
[a goblin with the thickest neck you've ever seen sprints out of the darkness and clotheslines me, decapitating me]
ME, A NIMBLE ROGUE: heh heh, that won't be an issu--
[a goblin with the thickest neck you've ever seen sprints out of the darkness and clotheslines me, decapitating me]
slowly eating a reeses peanut butter cup with a fork and knife in a dark room while james bond takes out my most competent henchmen one by one
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
slowly eating a reeses peanut butter cup with a fork and knife in a dark room while james bond takes out my most competent henchmen one by one
[eulogy]
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
[eulogy]
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
He was a man envied by all -- long of limb, strong of will, hot of wife
many artists despise the use of soulless generative ai in art, but i'm curious about how they feel about non-generative uses of ai in digital art, such as removing the background of an image - the type of task that can be painstaking to do manually in photoshop, and isn't a direct act of creation
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
many artists despise the use of soulless generative ai in art, but i'm curious about how they feel about non-generative uses of ai in digital art, such as removing the background of an image - the type of task that can be painstaking to do manually in photoshop, and isn't a direct act of creation
broke: research with a podcaster
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
broke: research with a podcaster
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
woke: sea church with a cod pastor
don't you hate it when someone tells you to do something but you were already planning to do it of your own accord? like when someone says to disregard their previous email
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
don't you hate it when someone tells you to do something but you were already planning to do it of your own accord? like when someone says to disregard their previous email
Pinot Grigio Baja Blast
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Pinot Grigio Baja Blast
doing undeadlifts at the Grimnasium
October 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
doing undeadlifts at the Grimnasium
donning my mask of denim to frighten theater patrons as the jantom of the jopera
October 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
donning my mask of denim to frighten theater patrons as the jantom of the jopera
@roxiqt.com I encountered this on facebook and thought you would appreciate it
September 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@roxiqt.com I encountered this on facebook and thought you would appreciate it
three square meals a day? that's nine, that's way too many
August 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
three square meals a day? that's nine, that's way too many
me in a police interrogation chamber: snitches get stitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
May 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
me in a police interrogation chamber: snitches get stitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
me in an opulent mausoleum: liches get riches
me in a haunted haberdashery: witches stitch breeches
me playing a baseball video game letting my indecisive stream viewers decide what choices I make: Twitch switches pitches
Sports Illustrated Skill Issue
May 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sports Illustrated Skill Issue
Reposted by Milldawg
you tellin me a cad buried these eggs?
March 28, 2024 at 3:51 PM
you tellin me a cad buried these eggs?