turns out there is a guitar center just a couple exits before you hit rock bottom. it’s all just guys with alarming facial hair who are like one (1) expensive effects pedal purchase away from an explosive divorce saying, “yeah, you can really get some good tones on that one”

I think I am going out for Thai food and I am praying there will be sticky rice in the equation somewhere

Presumably he could make the same point about you!

I encountered Cynthia Nixon’s gubernatorial campaign whilst PMSing really badly and now I have a Pavlovian response where even thinking about her makes me weep with tenderness

LOTS going on there! Not all of it bad but definitely all of it weird!!!

HE WAS BORN IN NEW YORK HE WAS ALMOST KILLED IN NEW YORK HE WILL DIE IN NEW YORK HE WILL BE BURIED IN NEW YORK

10000%

Yeah he really does seem like he’s crumble into dust if he left!

Thank you so much!!!

Thank youuuuuuu!

THANKS!!!