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milfdaddy1312.bsky.social
Ms Butthead
@milfdaddy1312.bsky.social
middle age idiot in Ohio. they/them

DMs are cool
Pinned
Where's all the sickos
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The butthole is the powerhouse of the ass
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
a man harassed me in the woods today because I didn't say hi back to him so I flipped him off and picked up a big stick while I stared him down then he left
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
big poop energy
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
some of you are way too horny
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
setting my makeup with cornstarch mixed with cocoa powder & cinnamon because I do not give a fuck about my skin
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
good morning it's time for my first mug of forbidden substance from an alternate dimension
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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If I had a grocery store I would sell pork chops & pork shoulder & ground pork & then something I called handsome pork. If people asked what it was I would just tell him it was the best looking pork & if they ask further questions I would tell them that they're no longer allowed to shop at my store.
January 7, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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Looks like a few different species were having a party on this log munching it down at a very slow timescale. I'm picturing a face in the middle of it #fungi
January 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
cartwheeling into your bathroom to critique your piss posture
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
daddy's little fuckhead
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
got my first DM on this account, January 6 will be forever remembered as the day I got my first DM
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
it's gonna be hard cooking dinner while I'm this horny but I'll give it my best shot
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I am once again listening to The Postal Service
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
goblins are nasty and I'm gonna fuck em
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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I wanna get titty fucked by a goblin
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
throwing it back until I throw out my back
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
oh no I have Celine Dion stuck in my head again
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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You ever think about how big a freak Lwaxana Troi had to be? She's presented as a hornt up lady on the show but she can literally read minds. Imagine how utterly nasty you need to be to know everything a person thinks and still be eternally horny. God bless her. One of the best Trek characters.
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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yes let me see it
yes cmon let me see it
(show me that butthole)
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Your hair is winter fire
January embers
Show me that butthole
"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
tried to make chicken pot pie but accidentally made a portal to another dimension, does anyone know a quick fix for this
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I need to get folded in half but also I'm 40 and my back hurts
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
hello I am normal
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
let's cuddle and watch ear wax extraction videos together
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I want constant attention at all times because I deserve it for some reason, is that so much to ask
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM