mikey
@mikeyzone.bsky.social
Dont forget, im mikey
my web site: mikey.zone
my web site: mikey.zone
its called “switch 2” because you switch it “2” off mode, “off mode” being the state of having powered down
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
its called “switch 2” because you switch it “2” off mode, “off mode” being the state of having powered down
“Hey, I’m ryan reynolds and i’d like to talk to you about boost mob-“
Enough of you. Hammer that pulverizes you into a fine paste.
Enough of you. Hammer that pulverizes you into a fine paste.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Hey, I’m ryan reynolds and i’d like to talk to you about boost mob-“
Enough of you. Hammer that pulverizes you into a fine paste.
Enough of you. Hammer that pulverizes you into a fine paste.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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This is the future leftists want
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is the future leftists want
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anxiously wandering downtown enderlin, looking at signs like "nasty bar," "inconsiderate pub," "rude taphouse" until i spot the friendly tavern and am visibly relieved as i wipe the fearful sweat from my brow
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
anxiously wandering downtown enderlin, looking at signs like "nasty bar," "inconsiderate pub," "rude taphouse" until i spot the friendly tavern and am visibly relieved as i wipe the fearful sweat from my brow
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Hi! My name is Williams.
This is embarrassing...
I'm hungry, I'm weak.
Do you have something to eat?
Anything!
Ohhhhh....my tummy!
This is embarrassing...
I'm hungry, I'm weak.
Do you have something to eat?
Anything!
Ohhhhh....my tummy!
September 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Hi! My name is Williams.
This is embarrassing...
I'm hungry, I'm weak.
Do you have something to eat?
Anything!
Ohhhhh....my tummy!
This is embarrassing...
I'm hungry, I'm weak.
Do you have something to eat?
Anything!
Ohhhhh....my tummy!
I think we’ve hit peak saturation of overdifficult roguelikes and cozywholesome slop. Could there potentially be a market for medium games designed for normal guys who suck
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I think we’ve hit peak saturation of overdifficult roguelikes and cozywholesome slop. Could there potentially be a market for medium games designed for normal guys who suck
she is going Lovely Mode
September 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
she is going Lovely Mode
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[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!
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(Average conversation with my wife)
Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons.
Me: Why???
Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies...
Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently.
Wife: I am always thinking of you.
Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons.
Me: Why???
Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies...
Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently.
Wife: I am always thinking of you.
July 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
(Average conversation with my wife)
Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons.
Me: Why???
Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies...
Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently.
Wife: I am always thinking of you.
Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons.
Me: Why???
Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies...
Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently.
Wife: I am always thinking of you.
driving the action figure car around town. Running errands in my toy. Im 56 and my movie car sounds like a lawnmower on the highway
August 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
driving the action figure car around town. Running errands in my toy. Im 56 and my movie car sounds like a lawnmower on the highway
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Oh...um...
My wife is calling me.
Excuse me.
My wife is calling me.
Excuse me.
April 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Oh...um...
My wife is calling me.
Excuse me.
My wife is calling me.
Excuse me.
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when no one objected to this, thats when the fat cats realized they could get away with anything
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
when no one objected to this, thats when the fat cats realized they could get away with anything
every medium-sized city has 17 bakeries called like “outlaw bakehouse” or something and everything they sell is rock hard, and there’s always a line going out the door
April 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
every medium-sized city has 17 bakeries called like “outlaw bakehouse” or something and everything they sell is rock hard, and there’s always a line going out the door
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They are officially not letting trans people in this country. FYI
Bells Larsen has been forced to cancel his US tour because of anti-trans visa denial
Bells Larsen Forced To Cancel US Tour Due To Anti-Trans Visa Denial
Montreal-based indie-folk singer-songwriter Bells Larsen has a new album called Blurring Time set to come out in two weeks, and he was planning to head out on a quick run of US shows in June. That tou...
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April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They are officially not letting trans people in this country. FYI
not to get political but all politicans should experience the effects of my special device
April 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
not to get political but all politicans should experience the effects of my special device
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Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
April 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
really dont understand how hbo max doesnt have all of the movies and shows warner bros owns. You cant afford your own movies? youre that broke?
March 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
really dont understand how hbo max doesnt have all of the movies and shows warner bros owns. You cant afford your own movies? youre that broke?