mike
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When Grandma being pulled away by a strong rip current
April 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When Grandma being pulled away by a strong rip current
At midnight of the summer solstice, Lady Gaga must fight Sir Googoo in the center Taierzhuang.
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
At midnight of the summer solstice, Lady Gaga must fight Sir Googoo in the center Taierzhuang.
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Yoo they added my favorite Mario level, Adjective Adjective Alliterative Noun
April 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yoo they added my favorite Mario level, Adjective Adjective Alliterative Noun
Gotta tell ya, we English speakers really missed a primo opportunity by not making a contraction out of “Who are”
April 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Gotta tell ya, we English speakers really missed a primo opportunity by not making a contraction out of “Who are”
Pee so hard motherf*ckers wanna fine me
April 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Pee so hard motherf*ckers wanna fine me
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genie listen i know what i promised you but the guy behind me is whistling sooo loud
April 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
genie listen i know what i promised you but the guy behind me is whistling sooo loud
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black
April 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black
I drove my Chevy to the levy but GUESS WHAT 😡
April 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I drove my Chevy to the levy but GUESS WHAT 😡
one has to assume that if animals evolved like pokemon that a chicken would evolve into a turkey
March 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
one has to assume that if animals evolved like pokemon that a chicken would evolve into a turkey
Can everyone from twitter come here? I miss when social media was fun
March 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Can everyone from twitter come here? I miss when social media was fun
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child custody rap battle
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
child custody rap battle
Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Imagine having 4 months of the year where there's no daylight and it's too cold to go outside and then calling it a disorder when people aren't feeling so great about it
Imagine having 4 months of the year where there's no daylight and it's too cold to go outside and then calling it a disorder when people aren't feeling so great about it
January 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Imagine having 4 months of the year where there's no daylight and it's too cold to go outside and then calling it a disorder when people aren't feeling so great about it
Imagine having 4 months of the year where there's no daylight and it's too cold to go outside and then calling it a disorder when people aren't feeling so great about it
One thing about the Avatar? He do be giving Zuko hope
January 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One thing about the Avatar? He do be giving Zuko hope
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it's not something to be feared or resented!
the meaning of the word is maintained, and their recognition is still crystal clear!
i strongly encourage everyone to leave behind this prescriptivist mindset. language is fluid, and if everyone understands what's being said, that's what's important!
the meaning of the word is maintained, and their recognition is still crystal clear!
i strongly encourage everyone to leave behind this prescriptivist mindset. language is fluid, and if everyone understands what's being said, that's what's important!
starting to notice people saying "comfortability" instead of "comfort" and "relevancy" instead of "relevance" and i wish i didnt care but unfortunately it enrages me
January 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
it's not something to be feared or resented!
the meaning of the word is maintained, and their recognition is still crystal clear!
i strongly encourage everyone to leave behind this prescriptivist mindset. language is fluid, and if everyone understands what's being said, that's what's important!
the meaning of the word is maintained, and their recognition is still crystal clear!
i strongly encourage everyone to leave behind this prescriptivist mindset. language is fluid, and if everyone understands what's being said, that's what's important!
Tip: If a cop says “you’re under arrest” and you reply “you’re over arrest” the arrests cancel each other out and everyone wins
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tip: If a cop says “you’re under arrest” and you reply “you’re over arrest” the arrests cancel each other out and everyone wins
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She is excused
December 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
She is excused
BREAKING: Joe Biden just gave the presidential pardon to my dear aunt sally
December 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
BREAKING: Joe Biden just gave the presidential pardon to my dear aunt sally
As a teacher, It should be legal to call out due to "the vibes being off today"
December 12, 2024 at 12:52 PM
As a teacher, It should be legal to call out due to "the vibes being off today"
I thought Luigi Mangione is that game where you vacuum the ghosts idk
December 10, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I thought Luigi Mangione is that game where you vacuum the ghosts idk
Can’t come in today, too foggy out
December 10, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Can’t come in today, too foggy out
Praying for an easy schedule today 🙏
December 9, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Praying for an easy schedule today 🙏
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You ever accidentally stay up too late that you start getting hungry
December 9, 2024 at 7:41 AM
You ever accidentally stay up too late that you start getting hungry
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Jack Frost better stay the fuck away from my nose. Freak.
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Jack Frost better stay the fuck away from my nose. Freak.
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Also it's not a coincidence that this technology has gotten a huge push in conjunction with the growing conservative movement in the United States. The thought of firing anyone immediately and replacing them with a robot is a dream to these people, because to them workers are already robots
December 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Also it's not a coincidence that this technology has gotten a huge push in conjunction with the growing conservative movement in the United States. The thought of firing anyone immediately and replacing them with a robot is a dream to these people, because to them workers are already robots
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It really can't be stated enough how the AI craze is rooted deeply in utter vitriolic disrespect for the working class. Like I've seen multiple cases of this tech being marketed directly on sticking it to us filthy poors who want things like "benefits" and "fair pay for our labor"
December 4, 2024 at 6:38 PM
It really can't be stated enough how the AI craze is rooted deeply in utter vitriolic disrespect for the working class. Like I've seen multiple cases of this tech being marketed directly on sticking it to us filthy poors who want things like "benefits" and "fair pay for our labor"