Patrice
@mikeroftholmes.bsky.social
Often awkward. Always amiable. Fantasy fan. Gamer geek. Nonstop nerd. Pittsburgh proud. Sci-fi supporter. Wordplay wonder. (He/Him)
Ugly has had an accidental run in with a random dwarven NPC.
New Dwarven NPC: "I thought you were dead. What the fuck are you doing here?"
Ugly, a Reborn (a Frankenstein's monster undead): "Well, I am kinda dead so you're not wrong." #CityofDoors
New Dwarven NPC: "I thought you were dead. What the fuck are you doing here?"
Ugly, a Reborn (a Frankenstein's monster undead): "Well, I am kinda dead so you're not wrong." #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ugly has had an accidental run in with a random dwarven NPC.
New Dwarven NPC: "I thought you were dead. What the fuck are you doing here?"
Ugly, a Reborn (a Frankenstein's monster undead): "Well, I am kinda dead so you're not wrong." #CityofDoors
New Dwarven NPC: "I thought you were dead. What the fuck are you doing here?"
Ugly, a Reborn (a Frankenstein's monster undead): "Well, I am kinda dead so you're not wrong." #CityofDoors
"There is no random inspection scheduled today. Seize them." #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"There is no random inspection scheduled today. Seize them." #CityofDoors
Ugly trying to play music to speed up this line in Automata. Playing Through the Fire and the Flames, Guitar Hero style. #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ugly trying to play music to speed up this line in Automata. Playing Through the Fire and the Flames, Guitar Hero style. #CityofDoors
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we need this
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
we need this
Amanda, describing modrons: "That's like if you put the Brave Little Toaster through some AI bullshit. I hate it." #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Amanda, describing modrons: "That's like if you put the Brave Little Toaster through some AI bullshit. I hate it." #CityofDoors
Fred, party warlock, embracing his inner mall goth. #CityofDoors
a man in a suit is walking out of a doorway
ALT: a man in a suit is walking out of a doorway
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November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fred, party warlock, embracing his inner mall goth. #CityofDoors
Ugly relieving himself off the top of the moving castle, reminding everyone that in fact: adventurers poop too. #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ugly relieving himself off the top of the moving castle, reminding everyone that in fact: adventurers poop too. #CityofDoors
Gurthrim, party druid, devotee of the Mushroom deity: "Do you all think the Mushroom lord might be bullshit?" #CityofDoors
a man singing into a microphone with the words now we don 't have time to unpack all of that written below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words now we don 't have time to unpack all of that written below him
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November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Gurthrim, party druid, devotee of the Mushroom deity: "Do you all think the Mushroom lord might be bullshit?" #CityofDoors
"If Athos WAS sitting in a chair, he certainly wouldn't be doing so correctly."
"Not a chance." #CityofDoors
"Not a chance." #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"If Athos WAS sitting in a chair, he certainly wouldn't be doing so correctly."
"Not a chance." #CityofDoors
"Not a chance." #CityofDoors
Autoerotic exsanguination AGAIN. If I had a nickle etc etc. #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Autoerotic exsanguination AGAIN. If I had a nickle etc etc. #CityofDoors
It's important to have a snack table at your orgies. #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's important to have a snack table at your orgies. #CityofDoors
I do have a milkshake. I will keep an eye in my yard for boys. #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I do have a milkshake. I will keep an eye in my yard for boys. #CityofDoors
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November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The snow has arrived! 🌨️☃️
The salt trucks...not so much. 😬
The salt trucks...not so much. 😬
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The snow has arrived! 🌨️☃️
The salt trucks...not so much. 😬
The salt trucks...not so much. 😬
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"I'm going to Mind Spike Mr. Hentai Face..." if you do not give enemies names, the players will. this is a warning. #TyrannyDnd
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"I'm going to Mind Spike Mr. Hentai Face..." if you do not give enemies names, the players will. this is a warning. #TyrannyDnd
Things I have referenced in #TyrannyDnD tonight: Shakespeare, Chronicles of Riddick.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Things I have referenced in #TyrannyDnD tonight: Shakespeare, Chronicles of Riddick.
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
"You shot goo right in my hentai face." #TyrannyDnD
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"You shot goo right in my hentai face." #TyrannyDnD
This could be my second to last session using Unearthed Arcana Artificer rules. DON'T HECK ME UP D&D, I'm counting on you! #TyrannyDnD
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This could be my second to last session using Unearthed Arcana Artificer rules. DON'T HECK ME UP D&D, I'm counting on you! #TyrannyDnD
The greatest betrayal the universe can foist upon one has befallen me.
All of the sudden one of my favorite AO3 bookmarks is by Anonymous.
Wherever you have gone my favoured author, I hope you are well. RIP to the cliffhanger you left.
All of the sudden one of my favorite AO3 bookmarks is by Anonymous.
Wherever you have gone my favoured author, I hope you are well. RIP to the cliffhanger you left.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The greatest betrayal the universe can foist upon one has befallen me.
All of the sudden one of my favorite AO3 bookmarks is by Anonymous.
Wherever you have gone my favoured author, I hope you are well. RIP to the cliffhanger you left.
All of the sudden one of my favorite AO3 bookmarks is by Anonymous.
Wherever you have gone my favoured author, I hope you are well. RIP to the cliffhanger you left.
We live in a niiiiiightmaaaare
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
We live in a niiiiiightmaaaare