Mike Rhodes
@mikerhodes.bsky.social
On my 8th grade trip to DC I threw up on the bus and wasn’t allowed to go into the museums.
Anyone want to go see that singing ape movie with me haha just kidding
January 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Anyone want to go see that singing ape movie with me haha just kidding
Letterboxd users who exclusively post alternate movie posters are some of the most annoying people we have.
January 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Letterboxd users who exclusively post alternate movie posters are some of the most annoying people we have.
I just overheard my daughter’s virtual teacher call Wile E. Coyote “Walleye Coyote”
January 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I just overheard my daughter’s virtual teacher call Wile E. Coyote “Walleye Coyote”
Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” is the sexiest song of all time until Gollum shows up.
January 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” is the sexiest song of all time until Gollum shows up.
Post your First Film / Last Film of 2024
2024 began and ended with two of my favorites.
2024 began and ended with two of my favorites.
January 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Post your First Film / Last Film of 2024
2024 began and ended with two of my favorites.
2024 began and ended with two of my favorites.
They should invent a Christmas tree that fits back in its box
January 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
They should invent a Christmas tree that fits back in its box
One time in college I called a friend and told him that John Lennon had just died in a plane crash and he got really mad and felt the need to explain to me that this wasn’t true. I think he invented the internet that night.
December 31, 2024 at 4:41 AM
One time in college I called a friend and told him that John Lennon had just died in a plane crash and he got really mad and felt the need to explain to me that this wasn’t true. I think he invented the internet that night.
We did an Amazon Wish List Secret Santa at work and they wanted us to do a video meeting for everyone to open their packages one by one on Teams. If I’d known that was the plan I wouldn’t have signed up. This is what I got, which I had to hold up to the camera. Joke’s on me for having it on my list.
December 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
We did an Amazon Wish List Secret Santa at work and they wanted us to do a video meeting for everyone to open their packages one by one on Teams. If I’d known that was the plan I wouldn’t have signed up. This is what I got, which I had to hold up to the camera. Joke’s on me for having it on my list.
My doctor just called and said I tested positive for being a sleepy boy
December 22, 2024 at 6:13 PM
My doctor just called and said I tested positive for being a sleepy boy
Shit, I just remembered Jessica Walter is dead
December 17, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Shit, I just remembered Jessica Walter is dead
Just had the worst Taco Bell tacos of my life, they were amazing
December 15, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Just had the worst Taco Bell tacos of my life, they were amazing
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It’s true. It’s all true. Liz won last time and now I have this on my leg. Could it be your turn?
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 AM
It’s true. It’s all true. Liz won last time and now I have this on my leg. Could it be your turn?
Your yearly reminder that sweaters that are ugly on purpose don’t count.
December 3, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Your yearly reminder that sweaters that are ugly on purpose don’t count.
I hope whoever invented Hawaiian rolls got into heaven
November 25, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I hope whoever invented Hawaiian rolls got into heaven
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
I don’t know the name of my daughter’s favorite YouTube channel but I can only assume it’s called The Screaming Family
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I don’t know the name of my daughter’s favorite YouTube channel but I can only assume it’s called The Screaming Family
I know this isn’t anything that hasn’t been said a million times, but it’s just so nice to be able to scroll positive thoughts again. People talking about what they love. People being themselves. I missed it.
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I know this isn’t anything that hasn’t been said a million times, but it’s just so nice to be able to scroll positive thoughts again. People talking about what they love. People being themselves. I missed it.
I wish they’d called it Gladiator Too
November 21, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I wish they’d called it Gladiator Too
It’s been years since I got one of these. Always fun!
November 20, 2024 at 7:04 PM
It’s been years since I got one of these. Always fun!
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This is gonna be horrible. I can see the boom mic and that giant black canvas.
November 20, 2024 at 4:58 PM
This is gonna be horrible. I can see the boom mic and that giant black canvas.
I wonder if I’ll ever hate myself enough to watch the Bob Dylan movie
November 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I wonder if I’ll ever hate myself enough to watch the Bob Dylan movie
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I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here
November 15, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here
Repost with a banger photo of you.
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Repost with a banger photo of you.