Mike Portman
@mikeportman.bsky.social
Runner (2:48 marathon). Vegan (since '09). Musician (guitar). Gamer (PC/retro). Coder. Disneyland nerd.
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Called it months ago. Half Life 3 trailer coming November 20th
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Called it months ago. Half Life 3 trailer coming November 20th
It being impossible to avoid seeing the close up clips of someone getting shot should make these platforms reflect on their policies.
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It being impossible to avoid seeing the close up clips of someone getting shot should make these platforms reflect on their policies.
Happy Gilmore 2 was decent. Go in with low expectations.
August 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Happy Gilmore 2 was decent. Go in with low expectations.
Yes Donald, let's move on from the Epstein files. Like you have done with Hilary's emails, the 2020 election, and Rosie O'Donnell.
July 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Yes Donald, let's move on from the Epstein files. Like you have done with Hilary's emails, the 2020 election, and Rosie O'Donnell.
So is Disney now not woke anymore since JD is at the park?
July 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So is Disney now not woke anymore since JD is at the park?
Hey I finally played Shadow of the Colossus on PS2. 20 years late but anyone wanna talk about it? No?
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hey I finally played Shadow of the Colossus on PS2. 20 years late but anyone wanna talk about it? No?
Trump on Ukraine versus Russia. It would have never happened if he was president.
Trump on Iran versus Israel while president. Eh, shit happens.
Trump on Iran versus Israel while president. Eh, shit happens.
June 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Trump on Ukraine versus Russia. It would have never happened if he was president.
Trump on Iran versus Israel while president. Eh, shit happens.
Trump on Iran versus Israel while president. Eh, shit happens.
Congrats Trump. You made people like Newsom again.
June 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Congrats Trump. You made people like Newsom again.
I don't understand fans of Andor. It's like all the bad parts of The Phantom Menace and no good climax.
May 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I don't understand fans of Andor. It's like all the bad parts of The Phantom Menace and no good climax.
The market...
Tariffs increased to 30%, insane.
Tariffs decreased to 30% after they were 100%+, omg they're gone everything's on sale.
Tariffs increased to 30%, insane.
Tariffs decreased to 30% after they were 100%+, omg they're gone everything's on sale.
May 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The market...
Tariffs increased to 30%, insane.
Tariffs decreased to 30% after they were 100%+, omg they're gone everything's on sale.
Tariffs increased to 30%, insane.
Tariffs decreased to 30% after they were 100%+, omg they're gone everything's on sale.
After 6 months using the same word it finally paid off. Now I can quit.
Wordle 1,421 1/6*
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Wordle 1,421 1/6*
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May 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
After 6 months using the same word it finally paid off. Now I can quit.
Wordle 1,421 1/6*
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Wordle 1,421 1/6*
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If you say a deorbiting spacecraft will probably land over water or desolate land saying I don't know is okay.
May 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If you say a deorbiting spacecraft will probably land over water or desolate land saying I don't know is okay.
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He's literally holding a red lightsaber.
May 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He's literally holding a red lightsaber.
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WE WILL MAKE MOVIES IN AMERICA. WE WILL REBUILD ALCATRAZ. WE WILL MAKE MOVIES AT ALCATRAZ, AND THEN WE WILL PUT THE MOVIE MAKERS IN JAIL AT ALCATRAZ!
May 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
WE WILL MAKE MOVIES IN AMERICA. WE WILL REBUILD ALCATRAZ. WE WILL MAKE MOVIES AT ALCATRAZ, AND THEN WE WILL PUT THE MOVIE MAKERS IN JAIL AT ALCATRAZ!
Trump ordered Alcatraz to reopen? Didn't Mr Businessman learn that it originally closed due to costs?
May 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Trump ordered Alcatraz to reopen? Didn't Mr Businessman learn that it originally closed due to costs?
Thoughts on Oblivion so far:
Looks great
Combat is a lot less clunky
A LOT of things could've been cleaned up or made easier like the UI/Map, better key bindings, improved AI, making a lot more things "just work"
In the end we wanted the core came to hold up better vs modern RPGs. They did that.
Looks great
Combat is a lot less clunky
A LOT of things could've been cleaned up or made easier like the UI/Map, better key bindings, improved AI, making a lot more things "just work"
In the end we wanted the core came to hold up better vs modern RPGs. They did that.
April 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thoughts on Oblivion so far:
Looks great
Combat is a lot less clunky
A LOT of things could've been cleaned up or made easier like the UI/Map, better key bindings, improved AI, making a lot more things "just work"
In the end we wanted the core came to hold up better vs modern RPGs. They did that.
Looks great
Combat is a lot less clunky
A LOT of things could've been cleaned up or made easier like the UI/Map, better key bindings, improved AI, making a lot more things "just work"
In the end we wanted the core came to hold up better vs modern RPGs. They did that.
Oh Strava is acquiring Runna and Runna subscribers don't get Strava premium. Classic.
April 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oh Strava is acquiring Runna and Runna subscribers don't get Strava premium. Classic.
Last of Us 2 was too long 4 hours ago. Still not done but this Abby storyline is dragging hard.
April 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Last of Us 2 was too long 4 hours ago. Still not done but this Abby storyline is dragging hard.
So, we pausing on liberation?
April 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So, we pausing on liberation?
Love how stock markets can just shut down when things aren't going well. Why couldn't I have done that with my beanie baby investments?
April 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Love how stock markets can just shut down when things aren't going well. Why couldn't I have done that with my beanie baby investments?
My portfolio is feeling so liberated
April 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My portfolio is feeling so liberated
Last of Us season 1 was good. Kind of lacked the action of the video game and I don't think it's a coincidence the two weaker episodes were ones that weren't game experiences. In the end looking forward to playing, and watching, part 2 in a few days.
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Last of Us season 1 was good. Kind of lacked the action of the video game and I don't think it's a coincidence the two weaker episodes were ones that weren't game experiences. In the end looking forward to playing, and watching, part 2 in a few days.
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Please welcome PRESIDENT @barackobama.bsky.social to BlueSky,,, working in my Flaverification,,,
the president of the united states stands at a podium
Alt: the president of the united states stands at a podium
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March 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Please welcome PRESIDENT @barackobama.bsky.social to BlueSky,,, working in my Flaverification,,,