Mike Nyland
@mikenyland.bsky.social
The Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is my 2nd favorite time of the year.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is my 2nd favorite time of the year.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
There’s no stress yet, no family arguments yet, no disappointing gifts or bad parties yet. Possibilities are boundless.
Safe travels if you’re if on the road.
Ugh. There’s actually games I want to watch but Jets and Giants have different starts so it’s a long day of watching Toilet Bowl games.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ugh. There’s actually games I want to watch but Jets and Giants have different starts so it’s a long day of watching Toilet Bowl games.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
I’d go to a bar if I felt like getting off the couch.
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
“Quiet, Piggy!”
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Quiet, Piggy!”
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
That should be Trump’s epitaph. It sums him up, I think.
“Trump promises ‘prices are coming down’ in speech to owners of his beloved McDonald’s: ‘You’re so damn lucky I won’”
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Trump promises ‘prices are coming down’ in speech to owners of his beloved McDonald’s: ‘You’re so damn lucky I won’”
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
I remember him promising Covid would go away, and then 1,000,000 Americans died.
I don’t understand the love for The Pitt. It’s the same as every medical soap opera that’s been on TV since TV began.
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don’t understand the love for The Pitt. It’s the same as every medical soap opera that’s been on TV since TV began.
I know nothing about DEN players, the political beliefs of those players, or their WAGs. Just the way I like it. Way to go, Broncos!
#KCvsDEN
#KCvsDEN
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know nothing about DEN players, the political beliefs of those players, or their WAGs. Just the way I like it. Way to go, Broncos!
#KCvsDEN
#KCvsDEN
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I just realized clocks fall back overnight. Which means it’s gonna be dark by 5pm next week. Fun times.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I just realized clocks fall back overnight. Which means it’s gonna be dark by 5pm next week. Fun times.
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I still want Nerds Juicy Clusters and Mallomars. I haven’t done anything to get them, but I wouldn’t be mad if they appeared at my door. 🙏
I want Nerds Juicy Gummy Clusters and Mallomars. Did the store have either? No, no it did not.
October 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I still want Nerds Juicy Clusters and Mallomars. I haven’t done anything to get them, but I wouldn’t be mad if they appeared at my door. 🙏
I want Nerds Juicy Gummy Clusters and Mallomars. Did the store have either? No, no it did not.
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I want Nerds Juicy Gummy Clusters and Mallomars. Did the store have either? No, no it did not.
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Lolololol
The MNF announcers saying “self-inflicted wounds are killing them right now.”
The Jets ALWAYS Jet. There is no “now.”
#NYJvsMIA
The MNF announcers saying “self-inflicted wounds are killing them right now.”
The Jets ALWAYS Jet. There is no “now.”
#NYJvsMIA
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lolololol
The MNF announcers saying “self-inflicted wounds are killing them right now.”
The Jets ALWAYS Jet. There is no “now.”
#NYJvsMIA
The MNF announcers saying “self-inflicted wounds are killing them right now.”
The Jets ALWAYS Jet. There is no “now.”
#NYJvsMIA
The NFL doesn’t seem competitive this year. Every game feels like a Toilet Bowl.
September 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The NFL doesn’t seem competitive this year. Every game feels like a Toilet Bowl.
September 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’ve heard tales of Mallomars spotted in the wild.
They shall be mine. Oh, yes. They shall be mine.
They shall be mine. Oh, yes. They shall be mine.
a man with long blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and smiling .
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and smiling .
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’ve heard tales of Mallomars spotted in the wild.
They shall be mine. Oh, yes. They shall be mine.
They shall be mine. Oh, yes. They shall be mine.
September 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
September 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Today feels like Saturday. Thinking it’s the weekend but realizing you have to go to work is the worst.
September 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Today feels like Saturday. Thinking it’s the weekend but realizing you have to go to work is the worst.
I’m not the brightest person some times. I bought some dipping sauce that was specially marked for chicken so I bought some me chicken…
the sauce wasn’t for dipping chicken…it had chicken in it.
the sauce wasn’t for dipping chicken…it had chicken in it.
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m not the brightest person some times. I bought some dipping sauce that was specially marked for chicken so I bought some me chicken…
the sauce wasn’t for dipping chicken…it had chicken in it.
the sauce wasn’t for dipping chicken…it had chicken in it.
I’m craving something, but damned if I can figure it out.
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m craving something, but damned if I can figure it out.
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM