Dog is my copilot 🐶 🚘
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Dog is my copilot 🐶 🚘
copilot: do you hate doing small human tasks because you're afraid you might actually learn something???
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
copilot: do you hate doing small human tasks because you're afraid you might actually learn something???
"Ciao a tutti, di seguito gli appunti che ho preso…"
No furbetta, che ha preso Copilot, abbiamo visto tutti che l'hai attivato.
No furbetta, che ha preso Copilot, abbiamo visto tutti che l'hai attivato.
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Ciao a tutti, di seguito gli appunti che ho preso…"
No furbetta, che ha preso Copilot, abbiamo visto tutti che l'hai attivato.
No furbetta, che ha preso Copilot, abbiamo visto tutti che l'hai attivato.
And offline tools. Why does Paint need a copilot button? Why does Notepad?
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
And offline tools. Why does Paint need a copilot button? Why does Notepad?
"Hi folks, This is Captain Murtaugh speaking and I'd like to let you know that I am too old for this shit. My copilot is the guy from Clerks."
Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Hi folks, This is Captain Murtaugh speaking and I'd like to let you know that I am too old for this shit. My copilot is the guy from Clerks."
Maybe you could ask Copilot to generate you a response.
No words.
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Maybe you could ask Copilot to generate you a response.
Grabbing a late lunch with my copilot
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Grabbing a late lunch with my copilot
Copilot advertisements are on barstool now
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Copilot advertisements are on barstool now
[halfway through the flight] wife just called... says she's leaving me for my best friend... my copilot
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
[halfway through the flight] wife just called... says she's leaving me for my best friend... my copilot
Men samtidigt, tilltagande glädje som Voyager måste känna för varje ytterligare meter som läggs mellan sonden och Copilot!
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Men samtidigt, tilltagande glädje som Voyager måste känna för varje ytterligare meter som läggs mellan sonden och Copilot!
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
argh why can't I turn off copilot in my university's version of MS Word
this is so annoying
this is so annoying
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
argh why can't I turn off copilot in my university's version of MS Word
this is so annoying
this is so annoying
Startup idea: buy laptops, remove any hint of pre installed AI including the Copilot key that’s on all Windows laptops, and resell them as organic free-range grass-fed computers
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Startup idea: buy laptops, remove any hint of pre installed AI including the Copilot key that’s on all Windows laptops, and resell them as organic free-range grass-fed computers
more than anything the excuse of "but an ethical, low-power one does exist" is like... okay, great. is that what was being used in the keepassxc case? no? that was copilot, which very much isn't ethical nor low-power? huh. fascinating
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
more than anything the excuse of "but an ethical, low-power one does exist" is like... okay, great. is that what was being used in the keepassxc case? no? that was copilot, which very much isn't ethical nor low-power? huh. fascinating
[after some denigration of its abilities that it responded to with enthusiastic agreement]
Me: can you disagree with me?
Copilot: Yes, I can disagree when it's productive and based on facts.
Me: No you can't.
Copilot: You're absolutely correct.
Me: can you disagree with me?
Copilot: Yes, I can disagree when it's productive and based on facts.
Me: No you can't.
Copilot: You're absolutely correct.
They forced copilot on us and every time i think of a work task it might be helpful with it tells me it cant do that
Basically all this does is generate email summaries of questionable accuracy that arent any shorter or more direct than the original email
Basically all this does is generate email summaries of questionable accuracy that arent any shorter or more direct than the original email
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
[after some denigration of its abilities that it responded to with enthusiastic agreement]
Me: can you disagree with me?
Copilot: Yes, I can disagree when it's productive and based on facts.
Me: No you can't.
Copilot: You're absolutely correct.
Me: can you disagree with me?
Copilot: Yes, I can disagree when it's productive and based on facts.
Me: No you can't.
Copilot: You're absolutely correct.
GitHub Copilot is just as confused about PowerShell errors with braces as I am, so the machines are not taking our jobs yet.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
GitHub Copilot is just as confused about PowerShell errors with braces as I am, so the machines are not taking our jobs yet.
I'm not letting chatgpt write presentations, I'm not letting shit get summarized for me with copilot, I'm not generating images or videos from scratch, fuck all that leave me alone
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm not letting chatgpt write presentations, I'm not letting shit get summarized for me with copilot, I'm not generating images or videos from scratch, fuck all that leave me alone
copilot is not any of those things. gemini is not. openai/chatgpt is not. as best i can tell, it is one of those false questions.
if a gun was magically able to never kill an innocent person, would it be good? i don't know! call me when one exists.
if a gun was magically able to never kill an innocent person, would it be good? i don't know! call me when one exists.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
copilot is not any of those things. gemini is not. openai/chatgpt is not. as best i can tell, it is one of those false questions.
if a gun was magically able to never kill an innocent person, would it be good? i don't know! call me when one exists.
if a gun was magically able to never kill an innocent person, would it be good? i don't know! call me when one exists.
Walking through the PC section of my local best buy and disabling Copilot on all the demo units, as praxis
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Walking through the PC section of my local best buy and disabling Copilot on all the demo units, as praxis
Is this that thing where that's technically the Office Component Copilot ("M365 Copilot"), and not Copilot, um, Copilot.
Naming is their passion.
Naming is their passion.
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Is this that thing where that's technically the Office Component Copilot ("M365 Copilot"), and not Copilot, um, Copilot.
Naming is their passion.
Naming is their passion.
On Monday 04.11.2025 I uninstalled Microsoft Copilot from one of my test PCs with Windows 11. After restarting that PC on that same day, it REINSTALLED ITSELF again. Listen Microsoft - when I uninstall something from my PC it means I do not want it. Trash tier OS with this stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
On Monday 04.11.2025 I uninstalled Microsoft Copilot from one of my test PCs with Windows 11. After restarting that PC on that same day, it REINSTALLED ITSELF again. Listen Microsoft - when I uninstall something from my PC it means I do not want it. Trash tier OS with this stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM