Mike Nyland
@mikenyland.bsky.social
Am I remembering correctly: Delly didn’t like the walks when he first came to your family, and now he’s bugging Da Boss to take him out?
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Am I remembering correctly: Delly didn’t like the walks when he first came to your family, and now he’s bugging Da Boss to take him out?
I think everyone saw this coming.
I’ll bet $20 she’ll be your new topper by Tuesday.
I’ll bet $20 she’ll be your new topper by Tuesday.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think everyone saw this coming.
I’ll bet $20 she’ll be your new topper by Tuesday.
I’ll bet $20 she’ll be your new topper by Tuesday.
Sweet dreams, you fiend!
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sweet dreams, you fiend!
“People are watching. Let’s play this as ‘curious detachment.’”
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“People are watching. Let’s play this as ‘curious detachment.’”
I couldn’t watch a few pitches.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I couldn’t watch a few pitches.
Book is like, “Sooooo…whatcha doin?”
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Book is like, “Sooooo…whatcha doin?”
By law remakes should be labeled as such.
Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid, and Kevin Bacon is Footloose.
Damn you fakes. Damn you straight to hell.
Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid, and Kevin Bacon is Footloose.
Damn you fakes. Damn you straight to hell.
October 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
By law remakes should be labeled as such.
Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid, and Kevin Bacon is Footloose.
Damn you fakes. Damn you straight to hell.
Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid, and Kevin Bacon is Footloose.
Damn you fakes. Damn you straight to hell.
I changed the channel 5x and every single one was on commercial. Streaming it is.
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I changed the channel 5x and every single one was on commercial. Streaming it is.
I made a parlay on Jays and Dodgers with the points.
I’m down to $52 in winnings left on Draft Kings.
I’m down to $52 in winnings left on Draft Kings.
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I made a parlay on Jays and Dodgers with the points.
I’m down to $52 in winnings left on Draft Kings.
I’m down to $52 in winnings left on Draft Kings.
I flipped a coin, and it said NO to going to a dive bar.
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I flipped a coin, and it said NO to going to a dive bar.
“Don’t make me get up. If I have to go over there I’m…oh, now you’re gonna get it.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“Don’t make me get up. If I have to go over there I’m…oh, now you’re gonna get it.”