MikeIke
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Jake, Paul, Anthony, Joshua. The four gospels
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Jake, Paul, Anthony, Joshua. The four gospels
No one asked but here’s my case for LBJ being the first millennial president:
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No one asked but here’s my case for LBJ being the first millennial president:
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
Changed jobs 3 times in 4 years (Sen, VP, Prez)
Bailed on the last job when it got hard
Spent long hours using the phone while sitting on the toilet
Stood out for being 8% better on civil rights than those around him
Will Smith with the big hit that lit up Los Angeles you say?
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Will Smith with the big hit that lit up Los Angeles you say?
Pitching a show about people living with lactose intolerance.
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Pitching a show about people living with lactose intolerance.
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
Shit: Welcome to Dairy
Trump spent a few weeks contemplating his own mortality, the afterlife etc. But, skimming from the government funded construction of a ballroom no one wants and seeing the Gambino family in the news will fire up the 1981 hemisphere in his brain and he won’t think about his own death for months.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Trump spent a few weeks contemplating his own mortality, the afterlife etc. But, skimming from the government funded construction of a ballroom no one wants and seeing the Gambino family in the news will fire up the 1981 hemisphere in his brain and he won’t think about his own death for months.
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I believe the AI that created Cuomo’s slop ads stole the facial structure of Robert Davi. Either that, or their faces and politics are rapidly racing toward each other in some sort of Italian Singularity.
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I believe the AI that created Cuomo’s slop ads stole the facial structure of Robert Davi. Either that, or their faces and politics are rapidly racing toward each other in some sort of Italian Singularity.
The great dilemma of our time is teaching people that National Review’s archives being nearly inaccessible and things like this are directly related and not independent aberrations. But ChatGPT just turned on horny mode so the task gets more difficult by the minute.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The great dilemma of our time is teaching people that National Review’s archives being nearly inaccessible and things like this are directly related and not independent aberrations. But ChatGPT just turned on horny mode so the task gets more difficult by the minute.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
George: I told her I was one of the founders of Antifa.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
October 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
George: I told her I was one of the founders of Antifa.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
Jerry: a founder of Antifa?
George: I know…
Jerry:…a founder…of Antifa?
George: yeah, well, they’ve got the masks and the whole thing. I thought it sounded cool.
Jerry: Antifa
George: Antifa Jerry! ….And now she’s been arrested.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
The term “alternative medicine” is funny because medicine is defined as the treatment and prevention of disease and alternative means another possibility so when you put them together you’re saying you choose a possibility other than the treatment and prevention of diseases.
October 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The term “alternative medicine” is funny because medicine is defined as the treatment and prevention of disease and alternative means another possibility so when you put them together you’re saying you choose a possibility other than the treatment and prevention of diseases.
We’ve finally answered the question of what it would look like to be handed control of the FBI at the same time you start streaming season three of Sons of Anarchy.
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We’ve finally answered the question of what it would look like to be handed control of the FBI at the same time you start streaming season three of Sons of Anarchy.
Frank White was a 5x All star for the Kansas City Royals. For 10 years he has served as the executive of the Jackson County (KC) legislature. He was recalled by voters for a host of reasons. And his opponents signs make me think of @davidjroth.bsky.social “remembering some guys.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Frank White was a 5x All star for the Kansas City Royals. For 10 years he has served as the executive of the Jackson County (KC) legislature. He was recalled by voters for a host of reasons. And his opponents signs make me think of @davidjroth.bsky.social “remembering some guys.”
Watching closely for a boomerang effect where a bunch of MAGA weirdo moms abuse Tylenol in hopes their kids are good at computer.
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Watching closely for a boomerang effect where a bunch of MAGA weirdo moms abuse Tylenol in hopes their kids are good at computer.
Every time Tirico says “Skattebo” it feels like he’s doing and Adam Sandler line
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Every time Tirico says “Skattebo” it feels like he’s doing and Adam Sandler line
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OK, you can't watch Kimmel tonight, but this is every bit as funny.
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
OK, you can't watch Kimmel tonight, but this is every bit as funny.
Here’s a list of Nexstar stations if anyone is so disgusted by their kowtowing to fascists by cancelling Jimmy Kimmel that they want to make sure not to watch them. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of assets owned by Nexstar Media Group - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Here’s a list of Nexstar stations if anyone is so disgusted by their kowtowing to fascists by cancelling Jimmy Kimmel that they want to make sure not to watch them. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
That guys last words being “gang violence” is still so mind bending to think about. The equivalent of Michael Jordan’s last word being “basketball”
September 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That guys last words being “gang violence” is still so mind bending to think about. The equivalent of Michael Jordan’s last word being “basketball”
It’s about 20 degrees warmer than is normal for where I live, today. And the world’s richest man teamed up with the best friend of the prolific pedo to fire all the scientists who were looking into why it’s warmer now. How’s your day!
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s about 20 degrees warmer than is normal for where I live, today. And the world’s richest man teamed up with the best friend of the prolific pedo to fire all the scientists who were looking into why it’s warmer now. How’s your day!
Lots of mockery for Kash Patel and his Valhalla comment, but what you don’t realize is that right wing doctrine dictates that anyone whose last words are “gang violence” goes straight to RW heaven and is seated at the right hand of Ayn Rand.
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Lots of mockery for Kash Patel and his Valhalla comment, but what you don’t realize is that right wing doctrine dictates that anyone whose last words are “gang violence” goes straight to RW heaven and is seated at the right hand of Ayn Rand.
This seems like a good time to remind folks of my sincere belief that the internet should be a public utility and cost $1 a minute to access.
you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This seems like a good time to remind folks of my sincere belief that the internet should be a public utility and cost $1 a minute to access.
If the Republican Party wants to argue that skin color is all they need to see to decide the skill of a pilot then I get to decide this guy’s politics based on one thing, and that one thing I choose is that he drove a Dodge Challenger.
September 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If the Republican Party wants to argue that skin color is all they need to see to decide the skill of a pilot then I get to decide this guy’s politics based on one thing, and that one thing I choose is that he drove a Dodge Challenger.
If the national guard is going to Memphis, can they start by shutting down the company whose turbines are spitting formaldehyde into the air and making the neighborhood the “asthma capital” of the US? Seems like a big crime that needs to be stopped
@propublica.org
www.propublica.org/article/memp...
@propublica.org
www.propublica.org/article/memp...
Inside the Memphis Chamber of Commerce’s Push for Elon Musk’s xAI Data Center
In the face of intense public opposition, the city’s Chamber of Commerce has gone to unusual lengths to promote Musk’s xAI facility: sending out a mailer, for the first time in recent memory, that inc...
www.propublica.org
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If the national guard is going to Memphis, can they start by shutting down the company whose turbines are spitting formaldehyde into the air and making the neighborhood the “asthma capital” of the US? Seems like a big crime that needs to be stopped
@propublica.org
www.propublica.org/article/memp...
@propublica.org
www.propublica.org/article/memp...
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.