Mike Langley
@mikelangleywrites.bsky.social
Headline and Features Contributor at The Onion. Published in McSweeney's and Points In Case. Writes The Libel newsletter. RPCV 🇱🇸. High school teacher.
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"The biggest issue in K-12 education today, bar none, is our students’ constant, invasive daydreams about a new life with their neighbor Brian’s underappreciated wife, Denise."
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If I Can’t Hang the Ten Commandments in My Classroom, How the Hell Am I Supposed to Get My Students to Stop Coveting Their Neighbor’s Wife?
These days, it seems like the only qualification someone needs to opine on what’s best for our nation’s schools is their own dimly remembered time ...
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September 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Trump Aides Unsure Why Spalding Making Such Generous PAC Donations https://theonion.com/trump-aides-unsure-why-spalding-making-such-generous-pac-donations/
August 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Aides Unsure Why Spalding Making Such Generous PAC Donations https://theonion.com/trump-aides-unsure-why-spalding-making-such-generous-pac-donations/