Mike Horsley
@mikehorsley.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Network guy. Resident of Columbus. Prolific user of meh humor as social crutch.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me all day, many times a day, get me one of them red hats.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me all day, many times a day, get me one of them red hats.
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The Kennedy Center is closing for 2 years for renovations, which you might as well do when near everyone of significance cancels their performances. On the negative side from this full retreat by Trump, it is most certainly going to be done in the classical overdone, tacky, gold fugly style.
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
The Kennedy Center is closing for 2 years for renovations, which you might as well do when near everyone of significance cancels their performances. On the negative side from this full retreat by Trump, it is most certainly going to be done in the classical overdone, tacky, gold fugly style.
It is a sign of our times that the people running the The Federalist Papers site on Facebook would definitely have been Loyalists.
February 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It is a sign of our times that the people running the The Federalist Papers site on Facebook would definitely have been Loyalists.
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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
Having blood on your hands does not count as internal bleeding.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Having blood on your hands does not count as internal bleeding.
Saying something that gets you flipped off and F bombed by petulant child Trump is quite the badge of honor. Trump best get used to it. There is a lot that needs said.
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Saying something that gets you flipped off and F bombed by petulant child Trump is quite the badge of honor. Trump best get used to it. There is a lot that needs said.
You sure can harass the hell out of people when you do it on the public dime and you've made an environment where things like ethics and accountability aren't a factor anymore.
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
You sure can harass the hell out of people when you do it on the public dime and you've made an environment where things like ethics and accountability aren't a factor anymore.
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The Pentagon is said to have used a plane that looked like a civilian aircraft in a boat strike. The law prohibits combatants from feigning civilian status to fool adversaries, then attacking and killing them. That is a war crime called “perfidy.”
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
Even accepting the Trump administration’s claim that there is an armed conflict with suspected drug runners, the laws of war bar “perfidy.”
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January 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The Pentagon is said to have used a plane that looked like a civilian aircraft in a boat strike. The law prohibits combatants from feigning civilian status to fool adversaries, then attacking and killing them. That is a war crime called “perfidy.”
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President Trump disputes reporting from The Wall Street Journal that he sent a sexually suggestive drawing to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003, saying he doesn't "draw pictures." But in the early 2000s, he regularly donated drawings to charities in New York. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/u...
July 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
President Trump disputes reporting from The Wall Street Journal that he sent a sexually suggestive drawing to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003, saying he doesn't "draw pictures." But in the early 2000s, he regularly donated drawings to charities in New York. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/18/u...
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Over 100 People Jabbed With Syringes At French Music Festival
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June 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Over 100 People Jabbed With Syringes At French Music Festival
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I keep seeing people posting interviews with Musk about his focus on colonizing Mars because the Sun will eventually kill life on Earth. Not sure how something that will happen 100s of millions of years from now justifies being so much of a dick today.
May 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I keep seeing people posting interviews with Musk about his focus on colonizing Mars because the Sun will eventually kill life on Earth. Not sure how something that will happen 100s of millions of years from now justifies being so much of a dick today.
Looking for tissues in my wife's car I discovered that they can become heavily Altoid scented when stored together. Funny thing is it kinda works.
May 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Looking for tissues in my wife's car I discovered that they can become heavily Altoid scented when stored together. Funny thing is it kinda works.
Stephen Miller says that they are considering suspending habeas corpus. Have to take it with a grain of salt since the comment is coming from the human embodiment of syphilis, but I feel the need to point out that there is no such thing as an overreaction to such a step.
May 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Stephen Miller says that they are considering suspending habeas corpus. Have to take it with a grain of salt since the comment is coming from the human embodiment of syphilis, but I feel the need to point out that there is no such thing as an overreaction to such a step.
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
Is it a trade secret how Fazoli's inserted a brain freeze into every sip of their Italian ice? Every. Single. Sip. Just kind of staring at it at this point and very conflicted.
April 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Is it a trade secret how Fazoli's inserted a brain freeze into every sip of their Italian ice? Every. Single. Sip. Just kind of staring at it at this point and very conflicted.
I bet Hegseth also invited in some woman from his high school who dumped him when he was a kid so he could show her what she lost out on.
March 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I bet Hegseth also invited in some woman from his high school who dumped him when he was a kid so he could show her what she lost out on.
Fairly sure Trump wants to think of himself as a king, but I don't think referring to him as HRM (His Royal Majesty) does him justice. Ah! HOM President Trump works. His Orange Malignancy just about covers it.
March 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fairly sure Trump wants to think of himself as a king, but I don't think referring to him as HRM (His Royal Majesty) does him justice. Ah! HOM President Trump works. His Orange Malignancy just about covers it.
So if HOMES is a mnemonic device that kids learn to remember the names of the Great Lakes, and Vivek Ramaswamy wants Lake Erie to be renamed Lake Ohio, then that becomes....
March 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
So if HOMES is a mnemonic device that kids learn to remember the names of the Great Lakes, and Vivek Ramaswamy wants Lake Erie to be renamed Lake Ohio, then that becomes....
My morning routine seems to regularly include me looking out the back door and saying "Just poop already, dog" to no one in particular.
March 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My morning routine seems to regularly include me looking out the back door and saying "Just poop already, dog" to no one in particular.
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BELOW: When one character breaks the fourth wall because another character is such a stupid asshole.
March 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
BELOW: When one character breaks the fourth wall because another character is such a stupid asshole.
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“Trump and Vance appear to have entered the meeting with the intention of berating Zelensky and drawing him into an argument as a pretext for the diplomatic break,” Jonathan Chait writes: theatln.tc/ejdvMpQT
Zelensky Walked Into a Trap
Donald Trump and J. D. Vance appear to have entered today’s Oval Office meeting with the goal of generating a pretext for a diplomatic break with Ukraine.
theatln.tc
February 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“Trump and Vance appear to have entered the meeting with the intention of berating Zelensky and drawing him into an argument as a pretext for the diplomatic break,” Jonathan Chait writes: theatln.tc/ejdvMpQT
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MAGA adores Andrew Tate, the influencer who became famous by glorifying the abuse of women, @davidfrum.bsky.social writes. The reason is unsettling:
Why MAGA Likes Andrew Tate
The same reason Trump likes tariffs: Both aim to put women in their place.
www.theatlantic.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
MAGA adores Andrew Tate, the influencer who became famous by glorifying the abuse of women, @davidfrum.bsky.social writes. The reason is unsettling: