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Mark, FYI:
When Russian model Guzel Ganieva threatened Epstein's network in 2015, he turned to an unusual source: Sergei Belyakov, the FSB-trained official running Putin's St. Petersburg Economic Forum.
🧵Here's how Epstein worked with Putin's regime:
🧵Here's how Epstein worked with Putin's regime:
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Mark, FYI:
*don’t know if you know her book…🫤
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
*don’t know if you know her book…🫤
He wrote to her from prison after seeing her in Angels, and she continued the correspondence for 12 years and campaigned on his behalf for his unfair imprisonment. It’s really an incredible story.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He wrote to her from prison after seeing her in Angels, and she continued the correspondence for 12 years and campaigned on his behalf for his unfair imprisonment. It’s really an incredible story.
It definitely didn’t help that their first single was also called Living in a Box. So DJs announcing “At number 16 it’s Living in a Box with Living in a Box”.
From the same era as definitely the best band name of the time, “The The”
From the same era as definitely the best band name of the time, “The The”
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It definitely didn’t help that their first single was also called Living in a Box. So DJs announcing “At number 16 it’s Living in a Box with Living in a Box”.
From the same era as definitely the best band name of the time, “The The”
From the same era as definitely the best band name of the time, “The The”
I want to be in the continuity booth where it happened…
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I want to be in the continuity booth where it happened…
(Theme tune played at length on harmonica by Max Geldray)
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
(Theme tune played at length on harmonica by Max Geldray)
“I’m not a spy, I’m a shepherd…”
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“I’m not a spy, I’m a shepherd…”
Bit of nominative determinism there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bit of nominative determinism there.
…finally Jim Dale or Sid uses AI to create the ultimate woman, and of course it’s Barbara Windsor :)
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
…finally Jim Dale or Sid uses AI to create the ultimate woman, and of course it’s Barbara Windsor :)
The AI character being a dour Yorkshireman, “eh, aye” (maybe Peter Butterworth, constantly asking for more money for investment). Jack Douglas and his nervous tick making him fire the portal gun accidentally in the pub.
Kenneth Williams “please don’t point your thing at meee!”
Kenneth Williams “please don’t point your thing at meee!”
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The AI character being a dour Yorkshireman, “eh, aye” (maybe Peter Butterworth, constantly asking for more money for investment). Jack Douglas and his nervous tick making him fire the portal gun accidentally in the pub.
Kenneth Williams “please don’t point your thing at meee!”
Kenneth Williams “please don’t point your thing at meee!”
I’d like to see a Carry on Doctor Strange - the actor’s real name sounds like a Carry On character already.
The potential of a film like Carry on Portal with all the misunderstandings of a Whitehall farce with alternate versions of the Avengers ending up in the wrong bedrooms.
The potential of a film like Carry on Portal with all the misunderstandings of a Whitehall farce with alternate versions of the Avengers ending up in the wrong bedrooms.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’d like to see a Carry on Doctor Strange - the actor’s real name sounds like a Carry On character already.
The potential of a film like Carry on Portal with all the misunderstandings of a Whitehall farce with alternate versions of the Avengers ending up in the wrong bedrooms.
The potential of a film like Carry on Portal with all the misunderstandings of a Whitehall farce with alternate versions of the Avengers ending up in the wrong bedrooms.