Mike Allen
@mikeainoz.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, Data Transformation and Visualization, Business Intelligence Solutions #PowerBI. Xero4PowerBI MACS CP IP3P
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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I get so confused with dates sometimes with Americans typically using mm/dd/yyyy and EVERYONE ELSE using dd/mm/yyyy
So, today is November 11
Not sure if I should use 11/11/2025 or 11/11/2025
So, today is November 11
Not sure if I should use 11/11/2025 or 11/11/2025
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I get so confused with dates sometimes with Americans typically using mm/dd/yyyy and EVERYONE ELSE using dd/mm/yyyy
So, today is November 11
Not sure if I should use 11/11/2025 or 11/11/2025
So, today is November 11
Not sure if I should use 11/11/2025 or 11/11/2025
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we're working on getting search back up, hang tight
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
we're working on getting search back up, hang tight
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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products
Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to stop U.S. markets from being flooded with foreign-made campaign merchandise and other licensed items promoting his brand, President Donald Trump signed an executive order F...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Chinese-Made Trump Products
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the sacred ash tree had outlived its usefulness and needed to be updated, President Donald Trump made remarks Monday defending his demolition of Yggdrasil, the ancient tree of...
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November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
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November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces https://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces https://theonion.com/trump-touts-productive-call-with-putin-about-ballroom-sconces/
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New York stands up to the Trump regime’s ICE troopers
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
New York stands up to the Trump regime’s ICE troopers
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Another corrupt Trump ally gets a pardon for enriching the Trump family.
fortune.com/crypto/2025/...
fortune.com/crypto/2025/...
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Another corrupt Trump ally gets a pardon for enriching the Trump family.
fortune.com/crypto/2025/...
fortune.com/crypto/2025/...
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"....Just a diseased distillation of everything this country (the US) swears it isn't, but has always been."
I'd take issue with the 'always been' bit. James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Hoover, and Franklin Pierce were all poor choices but they were getting it right. Then they elect Trump, twice!!!
I'd take issue with the 'always been' bit. James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Hoover, and Franklin Pierce were all poor choices but they were getting it right. Then they elect Trump, twice!!!
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
"....Just a diseased distillation of everything this country (the US) swears it isn't, but has always been."
I'd take issue with the 'always been' bit. James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Hoover, and Franklin Pierce were all poor choices but they were getting it right. Then they elect Trump, twice!!!
I'd take issue with the 'always been' bit. James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Hoover, and Franklin Pierce were all poor choices but they were getting it right. Then they elect Trump, twice!!!
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
I really don't know what to think! "You know, most recently, the most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there. I mean, it's getting really ugly." www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...
Mike Johnson decries 'naked bicyclers' in Portland as 'most threatening thing I've seen'
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) insisted that federal agents' abuse of force had not risen to the level of congressional investigations after a judge barred the Department of Homeland Security from ...
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October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really don't know what to think! "You know, most recently, the most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there. I mean, it's getting really ugly." www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...
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The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
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The UK’s failing fiscal framework is a Brexit tribute act on.ft.com/3VVWiKi | opinion
The UK’s failing fiscal framework is a Brexit tribute act
The path and peak of policy uncertainty over the past year eerily mimics sentiment at the time of the 2016 referendum
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October 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The UK’s failing fiscal framework is a Brexit tribute act on.ft.com/3VVWiKi | opinion
Meanwhile: "Do you think Trump is the Antichrist?" Thiel mused at one point. "I will give you a hearing. And we should consider that.", I thought that should have been the headline at www.reuters.com/world/us/pet...
Exclusive: Peter Thiel in talk on 'Antichrist' says he told Elon Musk not to give wealth to charity
Peter Thiel, the billionaire venture capitalist and early supporter of U.S. President Donald Trump, has urged long-time associate Elon Musk to quit the Giving Pledge under which signatories leave the majority of their wealth to charity.
www.reuters.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Meanwhile: "Do you think Trump is the Antichrist?" Thiel mused at one point. "I will give you a hearing. And we should consider that.", I thought that should have been the headline at www.reuters.com/world/us/pet...
Quote: "There's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism," Kennedy offered. "It's highly likely because they're given Tylenol."
Is this @rawstory.com or @theonion.com? Reality is getting more unstable by the minute.
Is this @rawstory.com or @theonion.com? Reality is getting more unstable by the minute.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Quote: "There's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism," Kennedy offered. "It's highly likely because they're given Tylenol."
Is this @rawstory.com or @theonion.com? Reality is getting more unstable by the minute.
Is this @rawstory.com or @theonion.com? Reality is getting more unstable by the minute.
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French President walking to the UN but unable to get there because of Trump's motorcade seems like an apt metaphor for America's role now on the world stage
French President Emmanuel Macron called President Donald Trump after being stopped at a New York street blocked off for his US counterpart's motorcade during the UN General Assembly reut.rs/42acMSC
September 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
French President walking to the UN but unable to get there because of Trump's motorcade seems like an apt metaphor for America's role now on the world stage
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Going to freak out my Maga Christian neighbor. I am putting two sets of clothes on my outdoor chairs. # Rapture. Does anyone else want to have fun with these idiots?
September 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Going to freak out my Maga Christian neighbor. I am putting two sets of clothes on my outdoor chairs. # Rapture. Does anyone else want to have fun with these idiots?
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We finally have 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗨𝗗𝗙) in DAX!
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
September 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
We finally have 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗨𝗗𝗙) in DAX!
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.
This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.
Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
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Bluesky isn’t perfect but at least its owner isn’t demanding violent insurrection in the UK from thousands of miles away
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bluesky isn’t perfect but at least its owner isn’t demanding violent insurrection in the UK from thousands of miles away