Mika
@mika01.bsky.social
Guy who exists on occasion
Pfp by Beebeezed on insta :3
Pfp by Beebeezed on insta :3
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."
October 14, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."
Good night everyone remember to drink plenty of water and that I love you
October 5, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Good night everyone remember to drink plenty of water and that I love you
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as an iraqi i should be allowed to throw two shoes at everyone who supports the US military
October 4, 2023 at 2:45 PM
as an iraqi i should be allowed to throw two shoes at everyone who supports the US military
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"Sluts Against Police"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
October 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
"Sluts Against Police"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
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Obligatory posting of the best Dutch sentence. Say it out loud, it will brighten your day.
September 24, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Obligatory posting of the best Dutch sentence. Say it out loud, it will brighten your day.
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i have good news from X, the everything app
September 19, 2023 at 7:52 PM
i have good news from X, the everything app
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"this whole thing smacks of surveillance" I holler as I demolish my neighbors wifi router and turn the Internet of Things into the Internet of Shit
September 18, 2023 at 5:19 PM
"this whole thing smacks of surveillance" I holler as I demolish my neighbors wifi router and turn the Internet of Things into the Internet of Shit
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oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea
September 18, 2023 at 1:18 AM
oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea
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it's not that hard
September 16, 2023 at 2:12 PM
it's not that hard
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hey car owners, there's really nothing stopping you from installing an old timey AWOOOGA horn
feel like it would be a net positive to have more car's woogin' on the road
feel like it would be a net positive to have more car's woogin' on the road
September 14, 2023 at 4:02 PM
hey car owners, there's really nothing stopping you from installing an old timey AWOOOGA horn
feel like it would be a net positive to have more car's woogin' on the road
feel like it would be a net positive to have more car's woogin' on the road
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you might've noticed that i haven't been posting here all that often. well, i can shed some light on that. there's still a relatively small user base here, meaning fewer funnier accounts from whom i can steal jokes and ideas. that's what i did on twitter, and that's what i intend to do here as well
September 16, 2023 at 12:28 AM
you might've noticed that i haven't been posting here all that often. well, i can shed some light on that. there's still a relatively small user base here, meaning fewer funnier accounts from whom i can steal jokes and ideas. that's what i did on twitter, and that's what i intend to do here as well
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sorry i can't post the pic but i can still post the alt text
alt text: me being super hot, super sexy, hotter than youve ever seen, also visibly smart and very cool. surrounded by millions of my real and close friends who are very happy to be hanging out with me. this is a real pic btw
alt text: me being super hot, super sexy, hotter than youve ever seen, also visibly smart and very cool. surrounded by millions of my real and close friends who are very happy to be hanging out with me. this is a real pic btw
September 15, 2023 at 2:37 PM
sorry i can't post the pic but i can still post the alt text
alt text: me being super hot, super sexy, hotter than youve ever seen, also visibly smart and very cool. surrounded by millions of my real and close friends who are very happy to be hanging out with me. this is a real pic btw
alt text: me being super hot, super sexy, hotter than youve ever seen, also visibly smart and very cool. surrounded by millions of my real and close friends who are very happy to be hanging out with me. this is a real pic btw
Update I did not get the job :(
September 15, 2023 at 8:37 AM
Update I did not get the job :(
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Love a good metadata error
September 13, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Love a good metadata error
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does this qualify as a ratio??
September 11, 2023 at 10:00 PM
does this qualify as a ratio??
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"Would you let this weary traveler into your house?"
For today's lospec daily - Nightmare
1st with daily palette June Flower, 2nd with Dawnbringer's 32 Col :)
#pixelart #art
For today's lospec daily - Nightmare
1st with daily palette June Flower, 2nd with Dawnbringer's 32 Col :)
#pixelart #art
September 9, 2023 at 1:20 AM
"Would you let this weary traveler into your house?"
For today's lospec daily - Nightmare
1st with daily palette June Flower, 2nd with Dawnbringer's 32 Col :)
#pixelart #art
For today's lospec daily - Nightmare
1st with daily palette June Flower, 2nd with Dawnbringer's 32 Col :)
#pixelart #art
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me on a normal sunday night: dang it! i have to go back to work tomorrow!
me on a sunday night on a three-day weekend: luckily i don’t need to go back to work tomorrow. time for me to have a good time and enjoy the long weekend
me on a sunday night on a three-day weekend: luckily i don’t need to go back to work tomorrow. time for me to have a good time and enjoy the long weekend
September 4, 2023 at 4:01 AM
me on a normal sunday night: dang it! i have to go back to work tomorrow!
me on a sunday night on a three-day weekend: luckily i don’t need to go back to work tomorrow. time for me to have a good time and enjoy the long weekend
me on a sunday night on a three-day weekend: luckily i don’t need to go back to work tomorrow. time for me to have a good time and enjoy the long weekend
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when it's sunday night and you have to go to work tomorrow!
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
when it's sunday night and you have to go to work tomorrow!
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gonna try to start a new meme
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
gonna try to start a new meme