Lt Colonel Chumpfuckery
@mightycw.bsky.social
millennial dad. professional bus guy.
it's funny when apartments are designed to avoid looking "modern" and end up looking like a row of giant barns instead
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it's funny when apartments are designed to avoid looking "modern" and end up looking like a row of giant barns instead
i bought Pedro Pascal's Last of Us jacket in a desperate attempt to seem more cool and folk's... i think it worked
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i bought Pedro Pascal's Last of Us jacket in a desperate attempt to seem more cool and folk's... i think it worked
people from the mountain west when prolific social media commentators start asserting that only big superstar cities have a housing crisis
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
people from the mountain west when prolific social media commentators start asserting that only big superstar cities have a housing crisis
About 30 minutes including the little subdivision recovery loop after i completely blew myself up in the first third
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
About 30 minutes including the little subdivision recovery loop after i completely blew myself up in the first third
Elevation profiles can be misleading but i think this captures the absolute bastard of a climb I rode today
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Elevation profiles can be misleading but i think this captures the absolute bastard of a climb I rode today
the baby yearns to be swole
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the baby yearns to be swole
Men will literally go to therapy instead of riding 40 miles with 2100 vert on a crisp autumn afternoon
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Men will literally go to therapy instead of riding 40 miles with 2100 vert on a crisp autumn afternoon
Slug metal, funny enough, does exist
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Slug metal, funny enough, does exist
crypto is down 70% you say
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
crypto is down 70% you say
real ones know
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
real ones know
Update: i put on Danger Zone and he spontaneously started playing with his airplane
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Update: i put on Danger Zone and he spontaneously started playing with his airplane
sucks to be this guy but everybody who said it would fail (including myself) is this guy
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sucks to be this guy but everybody who said it would fail (including myself) is this guy
Mark Twain satirized his attitude!
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mark Twain satirized his attitude!
turbo cancer be like
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
turbo cancer be like
misusing the meme but it really do be like
October 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
misusing the meme but it really do be like
The whole account is deranged, turns out
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The whole account is deranged, turns out
i took this evocative as fuck picture this morning, i call it Showdown at Dawn
October 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i took this evocative as fuck picture this morning, i call it Showdown at Dawn
the nice thing is that unlike the single-use equipment i grew up with, kids actually like playing in these, which means they attract a lot of other parents
September 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the nice thing is that unlike the single-use equipment i grew up with, kids actually like playing in these, which means they attract a lot of other parents