🤸♀️ Might As Well Jump 🤸♂️
@mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social
⭐️NSFW & MDNI 🔞⭐️
I'm Jumpy (He/Him,bi curious,48🇬🇧) and by god you look wonderful!
100% loving all you gorgeous humans in everything you do here, so thank you! 😁🙏❤️👍
"Such a disappointing bio. WTF" - Barack Obama, yesterday
I'm Jumpy (He/Him,bi curious,48🇬🇧) and by god you look wonderful!
100% loving all you gorgeous humans in everything you do here, so thank you! 😁🙏❤️👍
"Such a disappointing bio. WTF" - Barack Obama, yesterday
Stunning pianist.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Stunning pianist.
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♂️Jump Around by House of Pain🤸♂️
... suggested by agreeably kinky and totally lovable @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#jumparound #houseofpain
#illserveyourass
#likejohnmcenroe #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
🤸♂️Jump Around by House of Pain🤸♂️
... suggested by agreeably kinky and totally lovable @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#jumparound #houseofpain
#illserveyourass
#likejohnmcenroe #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♂️Jump Around by House of Pain🤸♂️
... suggested by agreeably kinky and totally lovable @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#jumparound #houseofpain
#illserveyourass
#likejohnmcenroe #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
🤸♂️Jump Around by House of Pain🤸♂️
... suggested by agreeably kinky and totally lovable @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#jumparound #houseofpain
#illserveyourass
#likejohnmcenroe #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
I was wearing Fozzie Bear socks today! 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I was wearing Fozzie Bear socks today! 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰
now i have the best Christmas t-shirt, ho-ho-ho..
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
now i have the best Christmas t-shirt, ho-ho-ho..
Me: Time to open a new bottle of Sainsbury's American Style Mustard. Should be straightforward and easy to do as I've opened bottles like this before!
Sainsbury's: ooo just fuck you so much you piece of absolute shit 🖕🤬 how DARE you buy our shit and think it will even WORK?!? Go piss up a flagpole!
Sainsbury's: ooo just fuck you so much you piece of absolute shit 🖕🤬 how DARE you buy our shit and think it will even WORK?!? Go piss up a flagpole!
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Me: Time to open a new bottle of Sainsbury's American Style Mustard. Should be straightforward and easy to do as I've opened bottles like this before!
Sainsbury's: ooo just fuck you so much you piece of absolute shit 🖕🤬 how DARE you buy our shit and think it will even WORK?!? Go piss up a flagpole!
Sainsbury's: ooo just fuck you so much you piece of absolute shit 🖕🤬 how DARE you buy our shit and think it will even WORK?!? Go piss up a flagpole!
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♂️Footloose by Kenny Loggins🤸♂️
... suggested by completely incomparible and downright gorgeous @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#footloose #kennyloggins #everybodyfootloose #kevinbacon #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
🤸♂️Footloose by Kenny Loggins🤸♂️
... suggested by completely incomparible and downright gorgeous @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#footloose #kennyloggins #everybodyfootloose #kevinbacon #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♂️Footloose by Kenny Loggins🤸♂️
... suggested by completely incomparible and downright gorgeous @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#footloose #kennyloggins #everybodyfootloose #kevinbacon #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
🤸♂️Footloose by Kenny Loggins🤸♂️
... suggested by completely incomparible and downright gorgeous @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#footloose #kennyloggins #everybodyfootloose #kevinbacon #dancing
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
I'd never tried it before and was going through a tomato juice phase... this stuff (pictured) its actually not as gross as you think! Kind of like a spicy cold tomato soup! I liked it! 😁
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'd never tried it before and was going through a tomato juice phase... this stuff (pictured) its actually not as gross as you think! Kind of like a spicy cold tomato soup! I liked it! 😁
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
⚡️💋Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Show💋⚡️
... suggested by stunningly sultry and 100% bloody lovely @thesouthernvixen.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#timewarp #rockyhorror #richardobrien #jumptotheleft #steptotheright
#dadbod #pants #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
⚡️💋Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Show💋⚡️
... suggested by stunningly sultry and 100% bloody lovely @thesouthernvixen.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#timewarp #rockyhorror #richardobrien #jumptotheleft #steptotheright
#dadbod #pants #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
⚡️💋Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Show💋⚡️
... suggested by stunningly sultry and 100% bloody lovely @thesouthernvixen.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#timewarp #rockyhorror #richardobrien #jumptotheleft #steptotheright
#dadbod #pants #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
⚡️💋Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Show💋⚡️
... suggested by stunningly sultry and 100% bloody lovely @thesouthernvixen.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#timewarp #rockyhorror #richardobrien #jumptotheleft #steptotheright
#dadbod #pants #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
Hey! You!
I need more song suggestions! Please DM me with your choices- doesn't matter if you've chosen before either!
Thanks!
-Jumpy 😁♥️🙏
I need more song suggestions! Please DM me with your choices- doesn't matter if you've chosen before either!
Thanks!
-Jumpy 😁♥️🙏
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hey! You!
I need more song suggestions! Please DM me with your choices- doesn't matter if you've chosen before either!
Thanks!
-Jumpy 😁♥️🙏
I need more song suggestions! Please DM me with your choices- doesn't matter if you've chosen before either!
Thanks!
-Jumpy 😁♥️🙏
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Jump by Van Halen🤸♀️
... suggested by completely delicious and goddess like @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
(Why didn't i think of this before?🤣)
😁❤️🤸♀️
#mightaswelljump #vanhalen #davidleeroth #80srock
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
🤸♀️Jump by Van Halen🤸♀️
... suggested by completely delicious and goddess like @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
(Why didn't i think of this before?🤣)
😁❤️🤸♀️
#mightaswelljump #vanhalen #davidleeroth #80srock
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Jump by Van Halen🤸♀️
... suggested by completely delicious and goddess like @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
(Why didn't i think of this before?🤣)
😁❤️🤸♀️
#mightaswelljump #vanhalen #davidleeroth #80srock
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
...and today its...
🤸♀️Jump by Van Halen🤸♀️
... suggested by completely delicious and goddess like @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
(Why didn't i think of this before?🤣)
😁❤️🤸♀️
#mightaswelljump #vanhalen #davidleeroth #80srock
#dadbod #pants #ass #cock #properdaddancing
#shutupanddance
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️California Dreamin' by Tje Mamas & The Papas🤸♀️
... suggested by entirely lovely and the clearly remarkable @lisa-anne46.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #alltheleavesarebrown #properdaddancing #californiadreamin #mamaspapas
...and today its...
🤸♀️California Dreamin' by Tje Mamas & The Papas🤸♀️
... suggested by entirely lovely and the clearly remarkable @lisa-anne46.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #alltheleavesarebrown #properdaddancing #californiadreamin #mamaspapas
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️California Dreamin' by Tje Mamas & The Papas🤸♀️
... suggested by entirely lovely and the clearly remarkable @lisa-anne46.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #alltheleavesarebrown #properdaddancing #californiadreamin #mamaspapas
...and today its...
🤸♀️California Dreamin' by Tje Mamas & The Papas🤸♀️
... suggested by entirely lovely and the clearly remarkable @lisa-anne46.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #alltheleavesarebrown #properdaddancing #californiadreamin #mamaspapas
In fact have just made a cheeky home made cauliflower and leek cheese! Dont know what it'll taste like but hey ho! 😁❤️
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In fact have just made a cheeky home made cauliflower and leek cheese! Dont know what it'll taste like but hey ho! 😁❤️
(Oh god please not more guita-)
*confidently bursts through plasterboard wall*
YES IT'S MORE GUITAR FROM JUMPY!
Just did this now, its a riff I've had for a few weeks now and I really want to put it in a full song... just an idea for now though. Hope you like!
*turns to fix plasterboard wall*
*confidently bursts through plasterboard wall*
YES IT'S MORE GUITAR FROM JUMPY!
Just did this now, its a riff I've had for a few weeks now and I really want to put it in a full song... just an idea for now though. Hope you like!
*turns to fix plasterboard wall*
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
(Oh god please not more guita-)
*confidently bursts through plasterboard wall*
YES IT'S MORE GUITAR FROM JUMPY!
Just did this now, its a riff I've had for a few weeks now and I really want to put it in a full song... just an idea for now though. Hope you like!
*turns to fix plasterboard wall*
*confidently bursts through plasterboard wall*
YES IT'S MORE GUITAR FROM JUMPY!
Just did this now, its a riff I've had for a few weeks now and I really want to put it in a full song... just an idea for now though. Hope you like!
*turns to fix plasterboard wall*
Having a little play this morning.
* Jumpy's press advisor leans over, whispers in Jumpy's ear *
Having a little play ON MY GUITAR this morning.
* Jumpy's press advisor leans over, whispers in Jumpy's ear *
Having a little play ON MY GUITAR this morning.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Having a little play this morning.
* Jumpy's press advisor leans over, whispers in Jumpy's ear *
Having a little play ON MY GUITAR this morning.
* Jumpy's press advisor leans over, whispers in Jumpy's ear *
Having a little play ON MY GUITAR this morning.
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️This Ole House by Shakin' Stevens🤸♀️
... suggested by the both stunningly sexy and both downright lovely @dilfandmilf.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #welshelvis #properdaddancing #thisolehouse #shakinstevens
...and today its...
🤸♀️This Ole House by Shakin' Stevens🤸♀️
... suggested by the both stunningly sexy and both downright lovely @dilfandmilf.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #welshelvis #properdaddancing #thisolehouse #shakinstevens
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️This Ole House by Shakin' Stevens🤸♀️
... suggested by the both stunningly sexy and both downright lovely @dilfandmilf.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #welshelvis #properdaddancing #thisolehouse #shakinstevens
...and today its...
🤸♀️This Ole House by Shakin' Stevens🤸♀️
... suggested by the both stunningly sexy and both downright lovely @dilfandmilf.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #welshelvis #properdaddancing #thisolehouse #shakinstevens
Watching the greatest film about a police officer man who unearths a terrible conspiracy in a small English village and cooks some fools in the process.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Watching the greatest film about a police officer man who unearths a terrible conspiracy in a small English village and cooks some fools in the process.
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
Hey everyone!
Just to remind you to please send me your suggestions via DM for a song you'd like me to dance to!
(I can make your naked / semi-naked middle-aged man dancing-enthusiastically-to- your-favourite-song-dreams come 100% true!)
😁🙏❤️
Hey everyone!
Just to remind you to please send me your suggestions via DM for a song you'd like me to dance to!
(I can make your naked / semi-naked middle-aged man dancing-enthusiastically-to- your-favourite-song-dreams come 100% true!)
😁🙏❤️
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
Hey everyone!
Just to remind you to please send me your suggestions via DM for a song you'd like me to dance to!
(I can make your naked / semi-naked middle-aged man dancing-enthusiastically-to- your-favourite-song-dreams come 100% true!)
😁🙏❤️
Hey everyone!
Just to remind you to please send me your suggestions via DM for a song you'd like me to dance to!
(I can make your naked / semi-naked middle-aged man dancing-enthusiastically-to- your-favourite-song-dreams come 100% true!)
😁🙏❤️
UPDATE: Clamato
I DID have a little taste before I disposed of this chemical-red, mollusc-ridden, hint-of-tomato infused nightmare of a cocktail down the sink.
It was not bad, like a salty tomato drink but the fact that I was also DRINKING LIQUIDISED CLAMS tipped me over the edge.
Never again.
I DID have a little taste before I disposed of this chemical-red, mollusc-ridden, hint-of-tomato infused nightmare of a cocktail down the sink.
It was not bad, like a salty tomato drink but the fact that I was also DRINKING LIQUIDISED CLAMS tipped me over the edge.
Never again.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
UPDATE: Clamato
I DID have a little taste before I disposed of this chemical-red, mollusc-ridden, hint-of-tomato infused nightmare of a cocktail down the sink.
It was not bad, like a salty tomato drink but the fact that I was also DRINKING LIQUIDISED CLAMS tipped me over the edge.
Never again.
I DID have a little taste before I disposed of this chemical-red, mollusc-ridden, hint-of-tomato infused nightmare of a cocktail down the sink.
It was not bad, like a salty tomato drink but the fact that I was also DRINKING LIQUIDISED CLAMS tipped me over the edge.
Never again.
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer🤸♀️
... suggested by the unapologetically legendary and sexually hilarious @polypolyoxenfree.me
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #ucanttouchthis #mchammer #strip #properdaddancing #stop #hammertime
...and today its...
🤸♀️U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer🤸♀️
... suggested by the unapologetically legendary and sexually hilarious @polypolyoxenfree.me
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #ucanttouchthis #mchammer #strip #properdaddancing #stop #hammertime
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer🤸♀️
... suggested by the unapologetically legendary and sexually hilarious @polypolyoxenfree.me
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #ucanttouchthis #mchammer #strip #properdaddancing #stop #hammertime
...and today its...
🤸♀️U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer🤸♀️
... suggested by the unapologetically legendary and sexually hilarious @polypolyoxenfree.me
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #ucanttouchthis #mchammer #strip #properdaddancing #stop #hammertime
Folks: Clamato.
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Folks: Clamato.
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer🤸♀️
... suggested by the totally adorable and simply divine @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #addictedtolove #robertpalmer #bum #nude #properdaddancing #gonnahavetofaceit
...and today its...
🤸♀️Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer🤸♀️
... suggested by the totally adorable and simply divine @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #addictedtolove #robertpalmer #bum #nude #properdaddancing #gonnahavetofaceit
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer🤸♀️
... suggested by the totally adorable and simply divine @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #addictedtolove #robertpalmer #bum #nude #properdaddancing #gonnahavetofaceit
...and today its...
🤸♀️Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer🤸♀️
... suggested by the totally adorable and simply divine @vinni.being.baddie.fyi
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #addictedtolove #robertpalmer #bum #nude #properdaddancing #gonnahavetofaceit
#winniethepoohwednesday
Thanks @pinkyatacme.bsky.social for this, what a great idea!
Here is my attempt at trying to score some hunny!
🍯😍👍
Thanks @pinkyatacme.bsky.social for this, what a great idea!
Here is my attempt at trying to score some hunny!
🍯😍👍
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#winniethepoohwednesday
Thanks @pinkyatacme.bsky.social for this, what a great idea!
Here is my attempt at trying to score some hunny!
🍯😍👍
Thanks @pinkyatacme.bsky.social for this, what a great idea!
Here is my attempt at trying to score some hunny!
🍯😍👍
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Laid by James🤸♀️
... suggested by the always horny and utterly bloody NICE @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #laid #james #properdaddancing #kitchenknives&skewerrrrs
...and today its...
🤸♀️Laid by James🤸♀️
... suggested by the always horny and utterly bloody NICE @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #laid #james #properdaddancing #kitchenknives&skewerrrrs
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Laid by James🤸♀️
... suggested by the always horny and utterly bloody NICE @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #laid #james #properdaddancing #kitchenknives&skewerrrrs
...and today its...
🤸♀️Laid by James🤸♀️
... suggested by the always horny and utterly bloody NICE @pinkyatacme.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #laid #james #properdaddancing #kitchenknives&skewerrrrs