🤸♀️ Might As Well Jump 🤸♂️
@mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social
⭐️NSFW & MDNI 🔞⭐️
I'm Jumpy (He/Him,bi curious,48🇬🇧) and by god you look wonderful!
100% loving all you gorgeous humans in everything you do here, so thank you! 😁🙏❤️👍
"Such a disappointing bio. WTF" - Barack Obama, yesterday
I'm Jumpy (He/Him,bi curious,48🇬🇧) and by god you look wonderful!
100% loving all you gorgeous humans in everything you do here, so thank you! 😁🙏❤️👍
"Such a disappointing bio. WTF" - Barack Obama, yesterday
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@polypolyoxenfree.me
The minute I met her, I ignored her for 2 weeks. Then in chats, I apologised for ignoring & saw her content and thought "she's unlike anyone I've ever met". She is a blazing fire mentally and physically and with her every day is Christmas. Poly Poly Oxxxen Free is pure gold. ❤️
The minute I met her, I ignored her for 2 weeks. Then in chats, I apologised for ignoring & saw her content and thought "she's unlike anyone I've ever met". She is a blazing fire mentally and physically and with her every day is Christmas. Poly Poly Oxxxen Free is pure gold. ❤️
Folks: Clamato.
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Folks: Clamato.
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
Has anyone had it before? I heard it was tasty so I've bought a bottle nd its in the fridge.
But here's the thing- its tomato juice and CLAMS.
And you can say "yes but its a tasty drink" which is a GOOD point;
But its also tomato juice and CLAMS.
(Is everything going to be ok?!)
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Shoutout to everybody slaving away in the kitchen today. Hope your wine glass has stayed topped off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Shoutout to everybody slaving away in the kitchen today. Hope your wine glass has stayed topped off.
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Showed my sister this flex from last night and she goes "girl your calves have calves." 🤣
Very proud of the work I've been putting in. 💜
#flexfriday #milf #gymtime #musclemommy #chubby
Very proud of the work I've been putting in. 💜
#flexfriday #milf #gymtime #musclemommy #chubby
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Showed my sister this flex from last night and she goes "girl your calves have calves." 🤣
Very proud of the work I've been putting in. 💜
#flexfriday #milf #gymtime #musclemommy #chubby
Very proud of the work I've been putting in. 💜
#flexfriday #milf #gymtime #musclemommy #chubby
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I was going to post this yesterday but I forgot😔 Can you please forgive me? 🥺😘
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I was going to post this yesterday but I forgot😔 Can you please forgive me? 🥺😘
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Morphine
Muse
Super Furry Animals
Blur
As a fan of listening and making music I am definitely more into smaller venues and more intimate shows. Big venues are ok but I can't stand the crowds and prices etc.
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Morphine
Muse
Super Furry Animals
Blur
As a fan of listening and making music I am definitely more into smaller venues and more intimate shows. Big venues are ok but I can't stand the crowds and prices etc.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Hawkwind
Mammoth
Wolfsbane
Metallica
Bad Manners
A lot more (and hugely varied) since these, but these were the big ticket ones early on
I'm badly dating myself here 🤣
Hawkwind
Mammoth
Wolfsbane
Metallica
Bad Manners
A lot more (and hugely varied) since these, but these were the big ticket ones early on
I'm badly dating myself here 🤣
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Ozzy
Heart
Joan Jett
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Cheap Trick
I know it's supposed to be 5, but I also saw Cyndi Lauper, Rod Stewart, and Aerosmith. And I can't forget the legend Willie Nelson
Ozzy
Heart
Joan Jett
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Cheap Trick
I know it's supposed to be 5, but I also saw Cyndi Lauper, Rod Stewart, and Aerosmith. And I can't forget the legend Willie Nelson
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Morphine
Muse
Super Furry Animals
Blur
As a fan of listening and making music I am definitely more into smaller venues and more intimate shows. Big venues are ok but I can't stand the crowds and prices etc.
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Morphine
Muse
Super Furry Animals
Blur
As a fan of listening and making music I am definitely more into smaller venues and more intimate shows. Big venues are ok but I can't stand the crowds and prices etc.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
⭐️ DANCE JUMPY DANCE ⭐️
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
...and today its...
🤸♀️Dancing Queen by ABBA🤸♀️
... suggested by the often rudely delightful and 100% thightastic @desrocher.bsky.social
😁❤️🤸♀️
#shutupanddance #dadbod #pants #dancingqueen #ABBA #bum #nude #properdaddancing #havingthetimeofyourlife
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The hair is coming in nicely
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The hair is coming in nicely
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Good evening naughty Blue-sky lovers 😘 Today started cold and icy but now it's raining here 😢
I've had a lovely chilled afternoon today. How has/is your day? 💋💋💋💋
#humpday #wagonwednesday #milfs #arse #ass #nsfw #naughtywife #mombod #naughtymilf
I've had a lovely chilled afternoon today. How has/is your day? 💋💋💋💋
#humpday #wagonwednesday #milfs #arse #ass #nsfw #naughtywife #mombod #naughtymilf
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Good evening naughty Blue-sky lovers 😘 Today started cold and icy but now it's raining here 😢
I've had a lovely chilled afternoon today. How has/is your day? 💋💋💋💋
#humpday #wagonwednesday #milfs #arse #ass #nsfw #naughtywife #mombod #naughtymilf
I've had a lovely chilled afternoon today. How has/is your day? 💋💋💋💋
#humpday #wagonwednesday #milfs #arse #ass #nsfw #naughtywife #mombod #naughtymilf
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1 foot into the weekend 😊
wobbly bits n all 😉
Happy thicc Thursday 💋💋
wobbly bits n all 😉
Happy thicc Thursday 💋💋
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
1 foot into the weekend 😊
wobbly bits n all 😉
Happy thicc Thursday 💋💋
wobbly bits n all 😉
Happy thicc Thursday 💋💋
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Some super Thick thighs for your Thursday 😊😊 #curvy #milf #blackunderwear #lace #crotchless #thickthighthursday
August 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Some super Thick thighs for your Thursday 😊😊 #curvy #milf #blackunderwear #lace #crotchless #thickthighthursday
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Just though you might like this 😘 . Happy Thursday friends xx #milf #curvy #tits #boobs #blackunderwear
August 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Just though you might like this 😘 . Happy Thursday friends xx #milf #curvy #tits #boobs #blackunderwear
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Changing room boobs 😘😘
May 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Changing room boobs 😘😘
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The prize is between the thighs 💋💋💋💋
#yummymummy #hotmilf #hotmom #bbw #curvy #curves #sexy #realcouple #amateurcouple #realnsfw #spicybsky
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#yummymummy #hotmilf #hotmom #bbw #curvy #curves #sexy #realcouple #amateurcouple #realnsfw #spicybsky
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April 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The prize is between the thighs 💋💋💋💋
#yummymummy #hotmilf #hotmom #bbw #curvy #curves #sexy #realcouple #amateurcouple #realnsfw #spicybsky
Please ❤️ repost comment and follow to expose us
#yummymummy #hotmilf #hotmom #bbw #curvy #curves #sexy #realcouple #amateurcouple #realnsfw #spicybsky
Please ❤️ repost comment and follow to expose us
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I'm case anyone saw me post this on @ghostkittenxoxo.bsky.social's post and wanna comment... Do it here please so they aren't getting notifications!
Aww... Slow down there, Sugar. I haven't even hit you with my smut yet!
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm case anyone saw me post this on @ghostkittenxoxo.bsky.social's post and wanna comment... Do it here please so they aren't getting notifications!
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#HappyThanksgiving to all my American Slutty Internet Friends! May you enjoy a horn of plenty! And to all my other Slutty Internet Friends, Happy #ThickThursday / #ThighThursday! I'm thankful for you! I have cooking to do, but I'll try to pop in. 🦃🍁
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Slut #HotMom #HotWife #Gooning
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Slut #HotMom #HotWife #Gooning
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
#HappyThanksgiving to all my American Slutty Internet Friends! May you enjoy a horn of plenty! And to all my other Slutty Internet Friends, Happy #ThickThursday / #ThighThursday! I'm thankful for you! I have cooking to do, but I'll try to pop in. 🦃🍁
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Slut #HotMom #HotWife #Gooning
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Slut #HotMom #HotWife #Gooning
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Wishing all our lovers in America a very happy Thanksgiving today. Love you all lots 💋💋💋
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wishing all our lovers in America a very happy Thanksgiving today. Love you all lots 💋💋💋
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Okay, so I made a music video to this and tried about a thousand times to share it here and it kept throwing errors. So new plan... We're going to play a game! Add music to my video and comment it below/QP and I'll reshare the ones I like best. Let's see if anybody picks the same song that I used. 😏
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Okay, so I made a music video to this and tried about a thousand times to share it here and it kept throwing errors. So new plan... We're going to play a game! Add music to my video and comment it below/QP and I'll reshare the ones I like best. Let's see if anybody picks the same song that I used. 😏
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November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Phew, that was good 🥵😈
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Phew, that was good 🥵😈
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone across the pond 🇺🇸
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone across the pond 🇺🇸
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Happy #WagonWednesday to all my Slutty Internet Friends! I just posted such a huge amount of gothy schoolgirl content on my OnlyFans that this didn't even make it in. But I wanted it to be seen still! I hope you enjoy my bratty ass.
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Brat #Schoolgirl #BigAss #Goth #ThighHigh #DDLG
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Brat #Schoolgirl #BigAss #Goth #ThighHigh #DDLG
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy #WagonWednesday to all my Slutty Internet Friends! I just posted such a huge amount of gothy schoolgirl content on my OnlyFans that this didn't even make it in. But I wanted it to be seen still! I hope you enjoy my bratty ass.
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Brat #Schoolgirl #BigAss #Goth #ThighHigh #DDLG
#NSFW #BBW #MILF #Brat #Schoolgirl #BigAss #Goth #ThighHigh #DDLG
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It wasn't bad... 😏
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It wasn't bad... 😏