Midfoot
@midfoot.bsky.social
The most famous cryptid in Petoria. Kinda like Bigfoot, but shittier.
It's all fucked, me laddies. Sometimes I make things to distract myself from this waking nightmare.
It's all fucked, me laddies. Sometimes I make things to distract myself from this waking nightmare.
TATE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT TOO? MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
TATE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT TOO? MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ok-... Ah yes, my yearly time to FEEL
The Heartwarming Story of Mr. Hyunh's Daughter | Hey Arnold! | Nick Animation
YouTube video by Nicktoons
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December 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ok-... Ah yes, my yearly time to FEEL
🎶SUNDAY, MONDAY, HAPPY DAYS
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THE WEEKENDS GRAND
JAKE CAUGHT THEM HANDS
ROCKIN' THAT JAW FOR YOOOUUUUU
HE BROKE HIS JA-A-A-A-AAW🎶
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THE WEEKENDS GRAND
JAKE CAUGHT THEM HANDS
ROCKIN' THAT JAW FOR YOOOUUUUU
HE BROKE HIS JA-A-A-A-AAW🎶
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🎶SUNDAY, MONDAY, HAPPY DAYS
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THE WEEKENDS GRAND
JAKE CAUGHT THEM HANDS
ROCKIN' THAT JAW FOR YOOOUUUUU
HE BROKE HIS JA-A-A-A-AAW🎶
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, HAPPY DAYS
THE WEEKENDS GRAND
JAKE CAUGHT THEM HANDS
ROCKIN' THAT JAW FOR YOOOUUUUU
HE BROKE HIS JA-A-A-A-AAW🎶
2025's been a god awful shitfucking year, but at least I got to see Jake Paul get his shit rocked. You gotta take your dubs where you can, because this decade ain't exactly handing those out.
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
2025's been a god awful shitfucking year, but at least I got to see Jake Paul get his shit rocked. You gotta take your dubs where you can, because this decade ain't exactly handing those out.
Halfsword is great but MAN the game fuckin' sucks once everyones in full armor
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Halfsword is great but MAN the game fuckin' sucks once everyones in full armor
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“A man can never ever become a woman no matter what, but also mRNA can turn a man into a butterfly.”
—Elon Musk, apparently
—Elon Musk, apparently
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“A man can never ever become a woman no matter what, but also mRNA can turn a man into a butterfly.”
—Elon Musk, apparently
—Elon Musk, apparently
If you'd have told me when I first saw the trailer for Haha You Clowns that I'd be as sad as I was the week before the finale I'd have called you a weirdo, but goddamn if I ain't morose that next monday'll be my last visit with the campbells for a while. PLEASE I need this show to get another season
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If you'd have told me when I first saw the trailer for Haha You Clowns that I'd be as sad as I was the week before the finale I'd have called you a weirdo, but goddamn if I ain't morose that next monday'll be my last visit with the campbells for a while. PLEASE I need this show to get another season
Am I the only one who rolls their eyes whenever a show set before, like, 2005 has LED bulbs in anything? I get that LED look better on camera, but 1970's bulbs made a yellow light goddammit
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Am I the only one who rolls their eyes whenever a show set before, like, 2005 has LED bulbs in anything? I get that LED look better on camera, but 1970's bulbs made a yellow light goddammit
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At 33, even if you don't have kids, you gotta have a favorite dad joke. Mine is recoiling my hand whenever I touch a cold mountain dew and going "Whoa nelly, is this one fresh from the mountain?!"
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
At 33, even if you don't have kids, you gotta have a favorite dad joke. Mine is recoiling my hand whenever I touch a cold mountain dew and going "Whoa nelly, is this one fresh from the mountain?!"
Not my facebook account getting restricted because I referenced Mitch Hedberg's "I used to do drugs" joke 😂
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Not my facebook account getting restricted because I referenced Mitch Hedberg's "I used to do drugs" joke 😂
Despite the odds, this has actually been my best year yet. I'd REALLY like to know who the two people that had me in their top five artists are so I can ask if they're okay #SpotifyWrappedForArtists
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Despite the odds, this has actually been my best year yet. I'd REALLY like to know who the two people that had me in their top five artists are so I can ask if they're okay #SpotifyWrappedForArtists
Man, Netflix has to be sweating bullets now that one of their cash cows is about to wrap up, huh?
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Man, Netflix has to be sweating bullets now that one of their cash cows is about to wrap up, huh?
Dude, I'm so bummed that we'll never get to see John Candy and Chris Farley in a more serious flick together. FUCK there was so much untapped potential with those two
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Dude, I'm so bummed that we'll never get to see John Candy and Chris Farley in a more serious flick together. FUCK there was so much untapped potential with those two
If y'all ain't seen it yet, Haha You Clowns is fuckin' incredible, back-to-backing that with the new Smiling Friends has become my favorite part about Monday. I'm just so proud of all my animator boys going on and making their own shows on TV. Your mother would be so proud if she was still here
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If y'all ain't seen it yet, Haha You Clowns is fuckin' incredible, back-to-backing that with the new Smiling Friends has become my favorite part about Monday. I'm just so proud of all my animator boys going on and making their own shows on TV. Your mother would be so proud if she was still here
The year is 2025 and I'm about to play a new Katamari game. Life is okay sometimes
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The year is 2025 and I'm about to play a new Katamari game. Life is okay sometimes
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Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff
Block, move on.
Block, move on.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff
Block, move on.
Block, move on.
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I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...
Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors
“With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
That chick who gave birth on streams got me thinking, man a Truman Show reboot would go so hard in the digital age
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That chick who gave birth on streams got me thinking, man a Truman Show reboot would go so hard in the digital age
People are shooting whole 10 minute youtube videos in vertical mode, don't you dare try and tell me that tik tok hasn't damaged society
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
People are shooting whole 10 minute youtube videos in vertical mode, don't you dare try and tell me that tik tok hasn't damaged society
Skate 4 on one monitor. The Sopranos on the other.
*the middest kickflip you've ever seen over got yourself a gun*
*the middest kickflip you've ever seen over got yourself a gun*
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Skate 4 on one monitor. The Sopranos on the other.
*the middest kickflip you've ever seen over got yourself a gun*
*the middest kickflip you've ever seen over got yourself a gun*
I wasn't ready for the whiplash of "4 dead, 8 injured, church burned down in town you're very familiar with" immediately followed by "saudi arabia and jared kushner to buy ea". I'm gonna go back to ignoring the news for a little while, if thats cool
September 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I wasn't ready for the whiplash of "4 dead, 8 injured, church burned down in town you're very familiar with" immediately followed by "saudi arabia and jared kushner to buy ea". I'm gonna go back to ignoring the news for a little while, if thats cool
So that's two major shootings within an hour of my house in the past four years. What the fuck happened to Michigan?
September 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So that's two major shootings within an hour of my house in the past four years. What the fuck happened to Michigan?
The biggest fucking idiot you know now thinks Tylenol causes autism. Awful week for anyone who works in a kitchen/on a construction site/in a warehouse/at any other dogshit minimum wage job where you swallow painkillers like candy
September 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The biggest fucking idiot you know now thinks Tylenol causes autism. Awful week for anyone who works in a kitchen/on a construction site/in a warehouse/at any other dogshit minimum wage job where you swallow painkillers like candy