Middle Aged Critter 🏳️🌈
@middleagedcritter.bsky.social
Warning: There may be nudity in my feed. 🔞
I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. 🏳️🌈 I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. 🏳️🌈 I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
Larry, I need you to calm TF down.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Larry, I need you to calm TF down.
Kirk: “Spock, where’s the power you promised me?”
Spock: “One damn minute, Admiral.”
Spock learning profanity…classic.
Spock: “One damn minute, Admiral.”
Spock learning profanity…classic.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Kirk: “Spock, where’s the power you promised me?”
Spock: “One damn minute, Admiral.”
Spock learning profanity…classic.
Spock: “One damn minute, Admiral.”
Spock learning profanity…classic.
Officially in love with this picture.
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Officially in love with this picture.
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
Oh, also, very high thigh (showing tats)…
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oh, also, very high thigh (showing tats)…