Middle Aged Critter ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Iโm just a middle aged dude living in Denver. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Iโm also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
Iโm just a middle aged dude living in Denver. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Iโm also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
Larry, I need you to calm TF down.
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Larry, I need you to calm TF down.
ICE Nazi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good, according to two sources.
Wonder what the over/under will be that heโll never see the inside of a courthouse.
Wonder what the over/under will be that heโll never see the inside of a courthouse.
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ICE Nazi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good, according to two sources.
Wonder what the over/under will be that heโll never see the inside of a courthouse.
Wonder what the over/under will be that heโll never see the inside of a courthouse.
Unlike most MAGAts, I have a logical mind and (reasonably) good eyes. The Nazi agent wasnโt in the path of the car, nor was he in danger, yet he shot a queer woman in the fucking face - not the carโs tires - to โstopโ her.
That is murder. Period.
That is murder. Period.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Unlike most MAGAts, I have a logical mind and (reasonably) good eyes. The Nazi agent wasnโt in the path of the car, nor was he in danger, yet he shot a queer woman in the fucking face - not the carโs tires - to โstopโ her.
That is murder. Period.
That is murder. Period.
Renee Good.
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Renee Good.
Reposted by Middle Aged Critter ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Say her name.
Renee Nicole Good.
Renee Nicole Good.
January 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Say her name.
Renee Nicole Good.
Renee Nicole Good.
Kirk: โSpock, whereโs the power you promised me?โ
Spock: โOne damn minute, Admiral.โ
Spock learning profanityโฆclassic.
Spock: โOne damn minute, Admiral.โ
Spock learning profanityโฆclassic.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Kirk: โSpock, whereโs the power you promised me?โ
Spock: โOne damn minute, Admiral.โ
Spock learning profanityโฆclassic.
Spock: โOne damn minute, Admiral.โ
Spock learning profanityโฆclassic.
Okay, I am already tired of seeing โgym progressโ posts on social media.
We get it, youโre disciplined.
We get it, youโre disciplined.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Okay, I am already tired of seeing โgym progressโ posts on social media.
We get it, youโre disciplined.
We get it, youโre disciplined.
The New Years holiday has thrown off my schedule. Friday was โSaturdayโ, so I cleaned my house and ran a few errands. Today was โSundayโ and I did laundry.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy โ and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy โ and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The New Years holiday has thrown off my schedule. Friday was โSaturdayโ, so I cleaned my house and ran a few errands. Today was โSundayโ and I did laundry.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy โ and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
Tomorrow (actual Sunday) is going to be very lazy โ and I need to give myself permission to lay around naked and do nothing.
Not gonna lie โ Iโm ready to get back to the routine.
Iโm sure Iโll regret this statement by Thursday.
Iโm sure Iโll regret this statement by Thursday.
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Not gonna lie โ Iโm ready to get back to the routine.
Iโm sure Iโll regret this statement by Thursday.
Iโm sure Iโll regret this statement by Thursday.
On the topic of Christmas decorations, does anyone else get mildly depressed when things are packed up and put away?
It reminds me of that โvacation depressionโ some people get when they return home.
It reminds me of that โvacation depressionโ some people get when they return home.
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
On the topic of Christmas decorations, does anyone else get mildly depressed when things are packed up and put away?
It reminds me of that โvacation depressionโ some people get when they return home.
It reminds me of that โvacation depressionโ some people get when they return home.
Packed up Christmas today and realized for the first time in 10 years, I need a second tote.
And maybe a third for โretiredโ Christmas stuff I donโt put out anymore but canโt bring myself to throw it out.
And maybe a third for โretiredโ Christmas stuff I donโt put out anymore but canโt bring myself to throw it out.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Packed up Christmas today and realized for the first time in 10 years, I need a second tote.
And maybe a third for โretiredโ Christmas stuff I donโt put out anymore but canโt bring myself to throw it out.
And maybe a third for โretiredโ Christmas stuff I donโt put out anymore but canโt bring myself to throw it out.
Officially in love with this picture.
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Officially in love with this picture.
Yes, Iโm at that age now that I will be snoring at midnight tonight.
Iโve passed the baton to the โkidsโ.
Iโve passed the baton to the โkidsโ.
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Yes, Iโm at that age now that I will be snoring at midnight tonight.
Iโve passed the baton to the โkidsโ.
Iโve passed the baton to the โkidsโ.
Both Schittโs Creek & Heated Rivalry came from Canadian-based TV networks, (Pop and Crave, respectively). Both shows became huge blockbusters in the queer community once streamers like HBO & Hulu picked them up for American audiences.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Both Schittโs Creek & Heated Rivalry came from Canadian-based TV networks, (Pop and Crave, respectively). Both shows became huge blockbusters in the queer community once streamers like HBO & Hulu picked them up for American audiences.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
US networks are just afraid to show queer representation. Shame.
Iโm really pissed the NHL is trying to capitalize on Heated Rivalry and its popularity.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I donโt believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I donโt believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Iโm really pissed the NHL is trying to capitalize on Heated Rivalry and its popularity.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I donโt believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
Hey NHL, you banned Pride representation a few years ago. Your homophobia is loud & clear. I donโt believe you have a right to engage on this AT ALL.
In other words, sit down, the adults are talking.
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
I spent the day watching the Harry Potter movies backward except 7p1 and 7p2 which I see as one long movie.
I always skip 4 because I think itโs trash.
Iโm on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt Iโll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
I always skip 4 because I think itโs trash.
Iโm on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt Iโll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I spent the day watching the Harry Potter movies backward except 7p1 and 7p2 which I see as one long movie.
I always skip 4 because I think itโs trash.
Iโm on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt Iโll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
I always skip 4 because I think itโs trash.
Iโm on 2 now, and sadly, I doubt Iโll be able to get to 1 tonight.
First world problems.
The post holiday blahs have set in today. So, itโs a day of watching Insta reels and crying. And thatโs okay.
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The post holiday blahs have set in today. So, itโs a day of watching Insta reels and crying. And thatโs okay.
Okay.
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Okay.
Tables with pop up tops are the best thing invented since they put sliced bread in a bag.
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tables with pop up tops are the best thing invented since they put sliced bread in a bag.
Things Iโve done today:
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The โto doโ list will just have to wait another day.
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The โto doโ list will just have to wait another day.
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Things Iโve done today:
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The โto doโ list will just have to wait another day.
Eaten, twice.
Napped, three times.
The โto doโ list will just have to wait another day.
Okay, I have to admitโฆI canโt party like I used to. I donโt think Iโll ever recover.
But I wonder if Iโll agree with this in a few days.
But I wonder if Iโll agree with this in a few days.
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Okay, I have to admitโฆI canโt party like I used to. I donโt think Iโll ever recover.
But I wonder if Iโll agree with this in a few days.
But I wonder if Iโll agree with this in a few days.
Heated Rivalry ep5 has gutted me in every way possible. And Iโm here for ALL of it.
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Heated Rivalry ep5 has gutted me in every way possible. And Iโm here for ALL of it.
Oh, also, very high thigh (showing tats)โฆ
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oh, also, very high thigh (showing tats)โฆ
Recently, I realized that Iโm not a high 5 or low 6 on the Kinsey Scale; itโs more like a high 3 or 4. Iโm curious where this journey will take me.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Recently, I realized that Iโm not a high 5 or low 6 on the Kinsey Scale; itโs more like a high 3 or 4. Iโm curious where this journey will take me.