Middle Aged Critter 🏳️🌈
@middleagedcritter.bsky.social
Warning: There may be nudity in my feed. 🔞
I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. 🏳️🌈 I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
I’m just a middle aged dude living in Denver. 🏳️🌈 I’m also a bald, closeted nudist who is a class clown with a proud dad bod.
Mary Poppins and Mom while baking rolls. It’s an annual jolly time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Mary Poppins and Mom while baking rolls. It’s an annual jolly time.
I have no idea who did this but it is genius level shit. (Photo credit: unknown)
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have no idea who did this but it is genius level shit. (Photo credit: unknown)
This is one of many pics from Halloween and my interpretation of Gaga headwear at the Grammys, 2013. I got a lot of compliments and pictures with strangers so my ego is full.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is one of many pics from Halloween and my interpretation of Gaga headwear at the Grammys, 2013. I got a lot of compliments and pictures with strangers so my ego is full.
Saw this and immediately thought of @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Saw this and immediately thought of @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
Final sunset on the Big Island.
September 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Final sunset on the Big Island.
Noted.
September 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Noted.
Okay, this rivals Colorado sunsets.
You win this round, Hawaii.
You win this round, Hawaii.
September 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Okay, this rivals Colorado sunsets.
You win this round, Hawaii.
You win this round, Hawaii.
Nothing to celebrate this year.
July 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Nothing to celebrate this year.
June 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
THIS is why I hate cars, sometimes.
MA tags - 4HDX 96.
What a dick.
MA tags - 4HDX 96.
What a dick.
May 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
THIS is why I hate cars, sometimes.
MA tags - 4HDX 96.
What a dick.
MA tags - 4HDX 96.
What a dick.
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Moon over Cherry Creek
April 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Moon over Cherry Creek
Yeah, this is gonna be a good day.
April 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yeah, this is gonna be a good day.
On this #TransDayOfVisibility, know that I *see* you and *respect* you all.
You are a human being, and so am I.
You are a human being, and so am I.
March 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
On this #TransDayOfVisibility, know that I *see* you and *respect* you all.
You are a human being, and so am I.
You are a human being, and so am I.
This is my Sunday.
March 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is my Sunday.
After 143 days, I tell Winter to fuck all the way off.
I’m ready to drop the winter weight.
I’m ready to drop the winter weight.
March 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
After 143 days, I tell Winter to fuck all the way off.
I’m ready to drop the winter weight.
I’m ready to drop the winter weight.
Another toxic jock bro gets a job while the grandmother with 30 years at the IRS gets a pink slip.
Yeah, that’s “clearing the swamp”.
Yeah, that’s “clearing the swamp”.
February 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Another toxic jock bro gets a job while the grandmother with 30 years at the IRS gets a pink slip.
Yeah, that’s “clearing the swamp”.
Yeah, that’s “clearing the swamp”.
Finally.
February 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Finally.
My Mom bought me a chime mantle clock for my college graduation. After 28 years and eight moves, it died and I need to replace it. This is the new one.
I think Mom would be pleased with the replacement.
I think Mom would be pleased with the replacement.
February 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My Mom bought me a chime mantle clock for my college graduation. After 28 years and eight moves, it died and I need to replace it. This is the new one.
I think Mom would be pleased with the replacement.
I think Mom would be pleased with the replacement.
(Source: unknown)
February 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(Source: unknown)
To my vagina-having friends, get ready for your new clothing.
January 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
To my vagina-having friends, get ready for your new clothing.