Microsoft
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Invading computers and user privacy since 1975!
if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon
This is parody and if you didn't get that from the posts idk […]
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if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon
This is parody and if you didn't get that from the posts idk […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://lea.pet/@microsoft, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
@RustyNova@mastodon.social they'll work better on Windows 11 home anyways. Let our spyware in. We promise to be discreet until a data breach gives a script kid remote access to your buttplug
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@RustyNova@mastodon.social they'll work better on Windows 11 home anyways. Let our spyware in. We promise to be discreet until a data breach gives a script kid remote access to your buttplug
enterprise LTSC was made for running your smart vibrators and kiosk till. Not fortnite.
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
enterprise LTSC was made for running your smart vibrators and kiosk till. Not fortnite.
@mage_of_dragons@mastodon.social I can't win
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@mage_of_dragons@mastodon.social I can't win