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if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon
This is parody and if you didn't get that from the posts idk […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://lea.pet/@microsoft, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
I'm gonna find out who's boosting yuri on this account and shoot them.
someone keeps logging into the company Microsoft account and boosting yuri.
if you see this account boosting yuri, contact Microsoft's support address asap. we will find who is doing this and kill them
someone keeps logging into the company Microsoft account and boosting yuri.
if you see this account boosting yuri, contact Microsoft's support address asap. we will find who is doing this and kill them
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm gonna find out who's boosting yuri on this account and shoot them.
someone keeps logging into the company Microsoft account and boosting yuri.
if you see this account boosting yuri, contact Microsoft's support address asap. we will find who is doing this and kill them
someone keeps logging into the company Microsoft account and boosting yuri.
if you see this account boosting yuri, contact Microsoft's support address asap. we will find who is doing this and kill them
dude you have GOT to buy.
purchase things!
buy our product today! buy our product yesterday! buy! buy! buy!
never stop buying! purchase more! there's always more to buy!
purchase things!
buy our product today! buy our product yesterday! buy! buy! buy!
never stop buying! purchase more! there's always more to buy!
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
dude you have GOT to buy.
purchase things!
buy our product today! buy our product yesterday! buy! buy! buy!
never stop buying! purchase more! there's always more to buy!
purchase things!
buy our product today! buy our product yesterday! buy! buy! buy!
never stop buying! purchase more! there's always more to buy!
cloudflare might be down, but copilot is still up!
please use copilot I'm begging you
please use copilot I'm begging you
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
cloudflare might be down, but copilot is still up!
please use copilot I'm begging you
please use copilot I'm begging you
there's a lady in my private messages calling me slurs I think she want me bad
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
there's a lady in my private messages calling me slurs I think she want me bad
Copilot, generate a picture with me as the Chad and the haters of Microsoft as the virgin.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Copilot, generate a picture with me as the Chad and the haters of Microsoft as the virgin.
Count your days, Windows 10 users.
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Count your days, Windows 10 users.
stop using our ATM operating system for gaming, you fucking idiots.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
stop using our ATM operating system for gaming, you fucking idiots.
i'm so tired bill
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i'm so tired bill
On your knees, solider. Get ready to be absolutely facefucked by us when you preorder Call Of Duty: Black Ops 7 at a price that feels like extortion. The back alley hookers provide you better value at this rate.
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
On your knees, solider. Get ready to be absolutely facefucked by us when you preorder Call Of Duty: Black Ops 7 at a price that feels like extortion. The back alley hookers provide you better value at this rate.
Our latest innovation here at Microsoft:
- we now boil a whole 30 gallons of water every time you ask copilot your one-off dumbass questions.
- we now boil a whole 30 gallons of water every time you ask copilot your one-off dumbass questions.
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Our latest innovation here at Microsoft:
- we now boil a whole 30 gallons of water every time you ask copilot your one-off dumbass questions.
- we now boil a whole 30 gallons of water every time you ask copilot your one-off dumbass questions.
this will be halo in 2014
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
this will be halo in 2014
[Xbox being cucked by PlayStation and liking it]
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
[Xbox being cucked by PlayStation and liking it]
script kid with a metasploit module coming your way!
affirm yes to claim! :infinite_money_glitch:🤑💸
affirm yes to claim! :infinite_money_glitch:🤑💸
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
script kid with a metasploit module coming your way!
affirm yes to claim! :infinite_money_glitch:🤑💸
affirm yes to claim! :infinite_money_glitch:🤑💸
ALWAYS BET ON MISSING REDISTRIBUTABLES THAT SHOULD BE PREINSTALLED
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
ALWAYS BET ON MISSING REDISTRIBUTABLES THAT SHOULD BE PREINSTALLED
Hey there Windows gang, we're coming at you straight from red mound to give you the changelogs of the latest and greatest Windows 11 update:
- moved the start button 5 pixels to the left (task manager no longer works)
- deleted a 30 year old system component (your company's core software suite […]
- moved the start button 5 pixels to the left (task manager no longer works)
- deleted a 30 year old system component (your company's core software suite […]
Original post on lea.pet
lea.pet
October 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Hey there Windows gang, we're coming at you straight from red mound to give you the changelogs of the latest and greatest Windows 11 update:
- moved the start button 5 pixels to the left (task manager no longer works)
- deleted a 30 year old system component (your company's core software suite […]
- moved the start button 5 pixels to the left (task manager no longer works)
- deleted a 30 year old system component (your company's core software suite […]
i should be allowed to goon at work.
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i should be allowed to goon at work.
Remember, we used your microphone to determine the resonant frequency of your vocal chords. One wrong word and we will make you mute
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Remember, we used your microphone to determine the resonant frequency of your vocal chords. One wrong word and we will make you mute
Gamers, we hear you! Which is why we're setting up for the comeback of the century with Xbox:
- raise the console prices
- raise the console prices again
- close a game studio
- raise the price of game pass
- raise the price of consoles again
- close another game studio
- cancel the development […]
- raise the console prices
- raise the console prices again
- close a game studio
- raise the price of game pass
- raise the price of consoles again
- close another game studio
- cancel the development […]
Original post on lea.pet
lea.pet
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gamers, we hear you! Which is why we're setting up for the comeback of the century with Xbox:
- raise the console prices
- raise the console prices again
- close a game studio
- raise the price of game pass
- raise the price of consoles again
- close another game studio
- cancel the development […]
- raise the console prices
- raise the console prices again
- close a game studio
- raise the price of game pass
- raise the price of consoles again
- close another game studio
- cancel the development […]
whatever you do, do NOT get yourself 1-3 years of ESU upgrades for free on windows 10 by going to https://massgrave.dev/ and following the instructions to run the open source script to run an exploit in windows enabling the activation of ESUs. You have to upgrade to windows 11. There's no other […]
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lea.pet
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
whatever you do, do NOT get yourself 1-3 years of ESU upgrades for free on windows 10 by going to https://massgrave.dev/ and following the instructions to run the open source script to run an exploit in windows enabling the activation of ESUs. You have to upgrade to windows 11. There's no other […]
i miss my boywife mr. nadella. i miss xer a lot
October 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i miss my boywife mr. nadella. i miss xer a lot
sorry for late replies im being paid by the hour
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
sorry for late replies im being paid by the hour
oil up bro. new windows update to break your shit.
October 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
oil up bro. new windows update to break your shit.
DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 GAME PASS SUBSCRIPTION :xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black […]
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lea.pet
October 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 GAME PASS SUBSCRIPTION :xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black::xbox_controller_2020_black […]