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Invading computers and user privacy since 1975!
if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon

This is parody and if you didn't get that from the posts idk […]

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Count your days, Windows 10 users.
A white rabbit holding a stopwatch and pointing to it on a red background
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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[Xbox being cucked by PlayStation and liking it]

A comic with a woman labeled as halo holding the face of a dude labeled PlayStation. The woman asks "are you sure?" And Xbox in the corner sitting in a chair just says "yes."
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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A recent survey we've ran shows 78% of Windows 10 and 11 users would have intercourse with the Windows Hello icon.
We did not realize we were in the wake of so many goddamn freaks.
Graphic representing Windows Hello. 3 white squares sit on a pedastal, to the left is 10 dots arranged as a pin entry layout, to the right is a simplified fingerprint icon, front-and-center being the Windows Hello icon, a simplified smiley face. The 3 icons are colored with a subtle blue gradient, and accomponied by blue sparkles in the top right of the image.
June 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Microsoft yaoi
Artwork by @shu3_sakurai on Twitter, depicting two male Final Fantasy characters. One wearing white jeans and a black shirt, the other with dark gray pants and a white shirt. They have their arms wrapped around each other as their noses are touching. They are both holding glasses and one is holding a cigarette.
June 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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lmao bet
ijichi (blonde haired, red eyes) and yamada (blue haired girl, facing away from camera) from Bocchi The Rock on top of each other and kissing. They are both wearing black and white schoolgirl style outfits.
May 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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From the Windows development team:
A horse running across an open field, a mountain in the distance under a bright blue sky. Text at the bottom of the image says "3 coffees no lunch"
April 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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A lot of Microsoft fans have asked why our logo is four squares and why we don't have a cute mascot like Linux has.

We do have a mascot dumbass. It's a cat riding a fucking T-Rex. If that's not cool as shit I don't know what the fuck is.
The Microsoft Ninjacat holding a Microsoft-colored flag while riding on a gray T-Rex with two grabby hand toys. The image is animated, featuring the cat's headband waving in the wind, and the T-Rex stomping along, clacking the grabby hands.
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM