microjumper.bsky.social
@microjumper.bsky.social
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Locked in with @arimelber.bsky.social.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Free speech?
Really?
It cost Jimmy Kimmel his job.
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at so-called soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have less shootings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.
August 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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The body language alone speaks VOLUMES.

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦
August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,

Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,

Your fan, Mar🐫
July 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Lines you must never use if you write for TV or the movies:
1. It's complicated.
2. You look like shit.
3. Look at me.
4. That's so crazy it just might work.
July 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Grok has the same embarrassing personality that its creator does. How can anyone take this model seriously? Dude, you can’t sit with us.
July 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
June 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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When Students cheat on Exams — using AI or by any other means — they do so because School Systems value Grades more than Students value Learning.
May 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Thinking about some streming reviews I’ve read lately:
Sometimes I want to say to critics, “Y’all get down in the trenches and try doing this some of this shit. Then listen to some asshole tell you everything you did wrong.”
April 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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"People shouldn’t be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people"

-V, (Alan Moore, 1989)
April 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I stand with Ukraine and the truth that Russia is an invader.
I stand with Ukraine and the truth that Russia is an invader.
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I'm Mar🐫 & I approve this message. 👍

#EcomomicBlackout

(image by @donkoclock.bsky.social) 🙏
February 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.
February 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Tariff-inflated prices pass the pain along to consumers, many of whom voted for Trump.
Good job, asshole.
February 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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A long time ago, games used to come with manuals. The prologue of Max Payne.
February 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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One of the odd lessons of programming is that your future self is just as much of a stranger as someone else. "What idiot wrote this garbage? Oh..."
January 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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An immature team with an immature manager is just never going to go well. The best they can do is learn fast, but nobody seems to ever want to acknowledge that. Instead they learn how to pretend to make progress.
December 5, 2024 at 6:12 PM