The Mick
@micklimerick.bsky.social
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The Mick
@micklimerick.bsky.social
· Feb 28
A fighter, a POTUS, and Vance
Did a highly unusual dance
A vindictive address
In front of the press
Then Volod pulled down both of their pants
#courage
#DiplomacyShame
Did a highly unusual dance
A vindictive address
In front of the press
Then Volod pulled down both of their pants
#courage
#DiplomacyShame
There once was a free and fair press
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There once was a free and fair press
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
A Republican Senator, Mace
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A Republican Senator, Mace
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
Richard Chamberlain made a mistake
We all know this, so give me a break
Cuz what Donald has done
ONLY for number one
Was to sell out us ALL out for HIS sake
#CorruptPOTUS
We all know this, so give me a break
Cuz what Donald has done
ONLY for number one
Was to sell out us ALL out for HIS sake
#CorruptPOTUS
As stated by @garrykasparov.bsky.social, comparisons between the Trump-Putin meeting in Alaska and the Chamberlain-Hitler meeting in Munich are inaccurate. Chamberlain had good intentions; Trump does not. Hitler had the military advantage; Putin does not
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Richard Chamberlain made a mistake
We all know this, so give me a break
Cuz what Donald has done
ONLY for number one
Was to sell out us ALL out for HIS sake
#CorruptPOTUS
We all know this, so give me a break
Cuz what Donald has done
ONLY for number one
Was to sell out us ALL out for HIS sake
#CorruptPOTUS
Good one!
August 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Good one!
A ferocious attorney, Jeanine
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A ferocious attorney, Jeanine
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
from here on out, the fascist takeover is fully scripted
there will be no deviations from the script
there will be no deviations from the script
July 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
from here on out, the fascist takeover is fully scripted
there will be no deviations from the script
there will be no deviations from the script
Tulsi has announced the ultimate fake scandal.
It’s hard to believe this could be taken seriously.
#desperation
#FakeScandal
It’s hard to believe this could be taken seriously.
#desperation
#FakeScandal
July 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Tulsi has announced the ultimate fake scandal.
It’s hard to believe this could be taken seriously.
#desperation
#FakeScandal
It’s hard to believe this could be taken seriously.
#desperation
#FakeScandal
Tulsi is making shit up and then telling us she “uncovered” it.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
July 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tulsi is making shit up and then telling us she “uncovered” it.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
If it weren’t for those bone spurs, Donald would have been a fearless warrior, no doubt.
June 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If it weren’t for those bone spurs, Donald would have been a fearless warrior, no doubt.
Indiana Noem and the Temple of Dogs 🐕 🐕 🐶
they just had to die…
they just had to die…
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Indiana Noem and the Temple of Dogs 🐕 🐕 🐶
they just had to die…
they just had to die…
Many of us have lost close friends and/or family members in military service of our country.
This day is solemn reminder of them, and the sacrifice they made.
Donald Trump shits all over this, and it pisses me off.
This day is solemn reminder of them, and the sacrifice they made.
Donald Trump shits all over this, and it pisses me off.
May 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Many of us have lost close friends and/or family members in military service of our country.
This day is solemn reminder of them, and the sacrifice they made.
Donald Trump shits all over this, and it pisses me off.
This day is solemn reminder of them, and the sacrifice they made.
Donald Trump shits all over this, and it pisses me off.
“If you offered to suck me off right now, I’d take it. I’d drop trou right now.
But you’re no Emir, that I can tell you”.
But you’re no Emir, that I can tell you”.
RAMAPHOSA: I am sorry I don't have a plane to give you
TRUMP: I wish you did. I'd take it. If your country offered the US Air Force a plane, I would take it
RAMAPHOSA: Okay
TRUMP: I wish you did. I'd take it. If your country offered the US Air Force a plane, I would take it
RAMAPHOSA: Okay
May 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“If you offered to suck me off right now, I’d take it. I’d drop trou right now.
But you’re no Emir, that I can tell you”.
But you’re no Emir, that I can tell you”.
@da-zin-guy.bsky.social @devineatslimericksforbreakfast
Although Joe was a capable dude
It’s a shame that he didn't exude
That adored TV shine
Pushing everyone’s whine
Despite all he got done, they were rude
😎
It’s a shame that he didn't exude
That adored TV shine
Pushing everyone’s whine
Despite all he got done, they were rude
😎
May 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@da-zin-guy.bsky.social @devineatslimericksforbreakfast
There once was a President, Joe
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
May 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There once was a President, Joe
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
Sending Venezuelans to concentration camps leading to likely death, with no proof of guilt, is not what America should be doing.
If the bad guys did bad things, use proper channels.
Come on, man.
If the bad guys did bad things, use proper channels.
Come on, man.
May 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sending Venezuelans to concentration camps leading to likely death, with no proof of guilt, is not what America should be doing.
If the bad guys did bad things, use proper channels.
Come on, man.
If the bad guys did bad things, use proper channels.
Come on, man.
Good for him.
MAGAs are making grotesque changes to the military academy.
MAGAs are making grotesque changes to the military academy.
A truly gutting editorial from a West Point faculty member who is leaving the school.
Opinion | West Point Is Supposed to Educate, Not Indoctrinate
www.nytimes.com
May 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Good for him.
MAGAs are making grotesque changes to the military academy.
MAGAs are making grotesque changes to the military academy.
Tech moguls have backed a new horse
Giving millions to Trump, thus endorse
But they’re still getting sued
…and they’re still getting screwed
Do you think they have buyers’ remorse?
www.axios.com/2025/05/08/t...
Giving millions to Trump, thus endorse
But they’re still getting sued
…and they’re still getting screwed
Do you think they have buyers’ remorse?
www.axios.com/2025/05/08/t...
Tech titans reap little reward after going full Trump
The core tensions in the Big Tech-MAGA relationship are far from resolved.
www.axios.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tech moguls have backed a new horse
Giving millions to Trump, thus endorse
But they’re still getting sued
…and they’re still getting screwed
Do you think they have buyers’ remorse?
www.axios.com/2025/05/08/t...
Giving millions to Trump, thus endorse
But they’re still getting sued
…and they’re still getting screwed
Do you think they have buyers’ remorse?
www.axios.com/2025/05/08/t...
If it’s happened to one man, and it has, then it has probably happened to others. You can’t just snatch people up and send them to hell on earth.
How is this happening??
How is this happening??
It’s a month since the administration detained and disappeared a green card holder, a lawful permanent resident.
We cannot allow this to be normalized or forgotten.
We cannot allow this to be normalized or forgotten.
April 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If it’s happened to one man, and it has, then it has probably happened to others. You can’t just snatch people up and send them to hell on earth.
How is this happening??
How is this happening??
…they were trying to sneakily avoid accountability by using a commercial app rather than a scif
…so they copied in a reporter, which exposed their massive ineptitude AND grotesquely selfish intentions 🤦♂️
what a shit show
…so they copied in a reporter, which exposed their massive ineptitude AND grotesquely selfish intentions 🤦♂️
what a shit show
March 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
…they were trying to sneakily avoid accountability by using a commercial app rather than a scif
…so they copied in a reporter, which exposed their massive ineptitude AND grotesquely selfish intentions 🤦♂️
what a shit show
…so they copied in a reporter, which exposed their massive ineptitude AND grotesquely selfish intentions 🤦♂️
what a shit show
So Trump wants to break social security so that he can “save” it?
Do I have this right?
Do I have this right?
March 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
So Trump wants to break social security so that he can “save” it?
Do I have this right?
Do I have this right?
Hegseth went on. He told them that their former Russian targets are now advising our strategy going forward, and to stand down until further notice.
Breaking News: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the Pentagon to halt offensive cyberoperations against Russia, officials said.
Hegseth Orders Pentagon to Stop Offensive Cyberoperations Against Russia
The defense secretary’s instructions, which were given before President Trump’s blowup with the Ukrainian president, are apparently part of an effort to draw Russia into talks on the war.
nyti.ms
March 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Hegseth went on. He told them that their former Russian targets are now advising our strategy going forward, and to stand down until further notice.
The POTUS once altered a graph
Because people were having a laugh
He just can NOT abide
An attack on his pride
Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
Because people were having a laugh
He just can NOT abide
An attack on his pride
Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
March 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
