The Mick
@micklimerick.bsky.social
…the limericks told the truth, back in the day…
There once was a free and fair press
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There once was a free and fair press
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
Told the truth, got it right, more or less
But then Trump came along
Sang a new fascist song
Now the new CBS? What a mess…
#TrumpTV
#fascistregime
A Republican Senator, Mace
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A Republican Senator, Mace
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
Has a very unusual face
Her ambitions are high
(she just needs the right guy)
And then she’ll be running the place!
🤦♂️
#Nutter
A ferocious attorney, Jeanine
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A ferocious attorney, Jeanine
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
Is keeping our Capitol clean
“To attack with a sub
Is a felony, bub”
And with lettuce and onion? Obscene!
#SandwichAttack
#Subway
If it weren’t for those bone spurs, Donald would have been a fearless warrior, no doubt.
June 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If it weren’t for those bone spurs, Donald would have been a fearless warrior, no doubt.
Indiana Noem and the Temple of Dogs 🐕 🐕 🐶
they just had to die…
they just had to die…
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Indiana Noem and the Temple of Dogs 🐕 🐕 🐶
they just had to die…
they just had to die…
There once was a President, Joe
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
May 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There once was a President, Joe
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
Was he great? Was he bad? I don’t know
But on one thing I’m sure
Donald Trump’s NOT the cure
Where he’s leading I don’t want to go
The POTUS once altered a graph
Because people were having a laugh
He just can NOT abide
An attack on his pride
Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
Because people were having a laugh
He just can NOT abide
An attack on his pride
Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The POTUS once altered a graph
Because people were having a laugh
He just can NOT abide
An attack on his pride
Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
Because people were having a laugh
He just can NOT abide
An attack on his pride
Much too small to admit a slight gaffe
Let’s be fair.
Look at this:
1) tie NOT red
2) suit coat is buttoned
3) tie length may not be stupid looking
This is a man of true courage.
Look at this:
1) tie NOT red
2) suit coat is buttoned
3) tie length may not be stupid looking
This is a man of true courage.
March 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Let’s be fair.
Look at this:
1) tie NOT red
2) suit coat is buttoned
3) tie length may not be stupid looking
This is a man of true courage.
Look at this:
1) tie NOT red
2) suit coat is buttoned
3) tie length may not be stupid looking
This is a man of true courage.
peace through strength
March 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
peace through strength
A fighter, a POTUS, and Vance
Did a highly unusual dance
A vindictive address
In front of the press
Then Volod pulled down both of their pants
#courage
#DiplomacyShame
Did a highly unusual dance
A vindictive address
In front of the press
Then Volod pulled down both of their pants
#courage
#DiplomacyShame
February 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A fighter, a POTUS, and Vance
Did a highly unusual dance
A vindictive address
In front of the press
Then Volod pulled down both of their pants
#courage
#DiplomacyShame
Did a highly unusual dance
A vindictive address
In front of the press
Then Volod pulled down both of their pants
#courage
#DiplomacyShame
All West Point cadets have received this memo.
Almost as if diversity, equity, and inclusion are no longer permitted, let alone encouraged.
Almost as if diversity, equity, and inclusion are no longer permitted, let alone encouraged.
February 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
All West Point cadets have received this memo.
Almost as if diversity, equity, and inclusion are no longer permitted, let alone encouraged.
Almost as if diversity, equity, and inclusion are no longer permitted, let alone encouraged.
HEY!
I have an idea!!
Let’s let a “tech wiz” into the Treasury!!!
He can turn national debt into sovereign wealth, believe it or not!
Just wait, you’ll see!
Yea Sovereign Wealth!!
MAGA!!
I have an idea!!
Let’s let a “tech wiz” into the Treasury!!!
He can turn national debt into sovereign wealth, believe it or not!
Just wait, you’ll see!
Yea Sovereign Wealth!!
MAGA!!
February 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
HEY!
I have an idea!!
Let’s let a “tech wiz” into the Treasury!!!
He can turn national debt into sovereign wealth, believe it or not!
Just wait, you’ll see!
Yea Sovereign Wealth!!
MAGA!!
I have an idea!!
Let’s let a “tech wiz” into the Treasury!!!
He can turn national debt into sovereign wealth, believe it or not!
Just wait, you’ll see!
Yea Sovereign Wealth!!
MAGA!!
DEI hacks, these assholes
fucked music up for decades…
fucked music up for decades…
January 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
DEI hacks, these assholes
fucked music up for decades…
fucked music up for decades…
…thought I’d try an Elon limerick, but then remembered I’d already done one, lol
January 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
…thought I’d try an Elon limerick, but then remembered I’d already done one, lol
We cannot proclaim there was fraud
…as the evidence is a bit flawed…
But the look here today?
Rich cash out, most folks pay
…as the billionaires brag and applaud
#corruption
…as the evidence is a bit flawed…
But the look here today?
Rich cash out, most folks pay
…as the billionaires brag and applaud
#corruption
December 20, 2024 at 1:18 AM
We cannot proclaim there was fraud
…as the evidence is a bit flawed…
But the look here today?
Rich cash out, most folks pay
…as the billionaires brag and applaud
#corruption
…as the evidence is a bit flawed…
But the look here today?
Rich cash out, most folks pay
…as the billionaires brag and applaud
#corruption
An incoming man, Kash Patel
Will bring WRATH from the fires of hell
He’d proclaim ANY cause
…this should def give us pause…
But for now he’s with Trump, huh, oh well
🤷♂️
#Oligarchy
Will bring WRATH from the fires of hell
He’d proclaim ANY cause
…this should def give us pause…
But for now he’s with Trump, huh, oh well
🤷♂️
#Oligarchy
December 12, 2024 at 5:16 AM
An incoming man, Kash Patel
Will bring WRATH from the fires of hell
He’d proclaim ANY cause
…this should def give us pause…
But for now he’s with Trump, huh, oh well
🤷♂️
#Oligarchy
Will bring WRATH from the fires of hell
He’d proclaim ANY cause
…this should def give us pause…
But for now he’s with Trump, huh, oh well
🤷♂️
#Oligarchy
An incoming lackey named Pete
Laid his balls right up next to Trump’s feet
He most DEF knows his role
Long ago sold his soul
We are dancing to FASCISM’s beat
Laid his balls right up next to Trump’s feet
He most DEF knows his role
Long ago sold his soul
We are dancing to FASCISM’s beat
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
An incoming lackey named Pete
Laid his balls right up next to Trump’s feet
He most DEF knows his role
Long ago sold his soul
We are dancing to FASCISM’s beat
Laid his balls right up next to Trump’s feet
He most DEF knows his role
Long ago sold his soul
We are dancing to FASCISM’s beat
Paul Simon could be an elf 😎
December 9, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Paul Simon could be an elf 😎
We don’t know if software vulnerabilities have affected 21st century elections or not.
The hackers may not be good enough… 🤔
But we DO know why we don’t have tighter controls over the voting results.
It’s because Republicans like Marsha Blackburn (and so many others) BLOCK fixes.
#Oligarchy
The hackers may not be good enough… 🤔
But we DO know why we don’t have tighter controls over the voting results.
It’s because Republicans like Marsha Blackburn (and so many others) BLOCK fixes.
#Oligarchy
December 6, 2024 at 11:26 PM
We don’t know if software vulnerabilities have affected 21st century elections or not.
The hackers may not be good enough… 🤔
But we DO know why we don’t have tighter controls over the voting results.
It’s because Republicans like Marsha Blackburn (and so many others) BLOCK fixes.
#Oligarchy
The hackers may not be good enough… 🤔
But we DO know why we don’t have tighter controls over the voting results.
It’s because Republicans like Marsha Blackburn (and so many others) BLOCK fixes.
#Oligarchy
Transition is such a dark time
Knowing all about incoming slime
We were here once before
Now it’s so, so much more
Most corruption we’ve e’er tried to rhyme
#Oligarchy
Knowing all about incoming slime
We were here once before
Now it’s so, so much more
Most corruption we’ve e’er tried to rhyme
#Oligarchy
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Transition is such a dark time
Knowing all about incoming slime
We were here once before
Now it’s so, so much more
Most corruption we’ve e’er tried to rhyme
#Oligarchy
Knowing all about incoming slime
We were here once before
Now it’s so, so much more
Most corruption we’ve e’er tried to rhyme
#Oligarchy
Supreme Court? It is obviously stacked
With the fascists they’ve made a dark pact
but what hurts me the most
(and I don’t want to boast)
The election might well have been hacked
#AuditTheVote
With the fascists they’ve made a dark pact
but what hurts me the most
(and I don’t want to boast)
The election might well have been hacked
#AuditTheVote
December 2, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Supreme Court? It is obviously stacked
With the fascists they’ve made a dark pact
but what hurts me the most
(and I don’t want to boast)
The election might well have been hacked
#AuditTheVote
With the fascists they’ve made a dark pact
but what hurts me the most
(and I don’t want to boast)
The election might well have been hacked
#AuditTheVote