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Michael St. James
@michaelstjames.bsky.social
Musician, writer, creative.
If you were wondering who the new Grinch is in those new Black Froday Walmart spots - it’s Walton Goggins
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Know this: if your commercial spot EVER uses phone dings/notification noises, cop sirens, or a fire alarm, I will NEVER use your product.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is quality content
Hope everyone is having as great of a night as Shelby is
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Psst, you can tear off some bread and crack open that Rondele tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Michael St. James
Movie sequels were easier to keep track of when they had numbers (2, 3, 4) instead of their own special subtitle after the colon
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ok, ok, I disagree with going backwards, but how about we just stop? Just stop.
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"OpenAI is neither open nor AI. DISCUSS!”
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Wait, it's THIS Thursday?!"

- a bunch of people, today.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I can't remember who told me about this book, but I'm loving it. I would recommend listening to it because he does examples of the things he talks about.

It's wonderfully relatable, for something that could be very technical. Thank you for the suggestion!
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Unfortunately, the majority of younger people are hearing music, but not listening to it.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Overheard:
“Wow, that’s a lotta Scorpios ♏️!”
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Be on a panel? No thank you.

What I will do is join 4 other people on stage and answer every 5th question though.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Blackout and power outages are such a pain in the ass in the summer. It's so hot, no AC, food goes bad. But you just go to the park or sweat it out.
But, now, with AI slop leading the way, get ready for winter power outages. Where the sun is set, pipes burst, and people freeze to death. FUN!
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“…and viewers, like you.”
Still hits perfectly.
Might be one of the best and enduring pieces of copy ever written.
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don’t want any gifts this year. None. Nothing

But I like giving gifts. I like wrapping and festooning! So I’m gonna go ahead and give you a gift.

Please don’t.

You’ll love it.

Grr. Ok, how about this? Why do you lovingly wrap and festoon a gift of “nothing?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“She never cared much for secrets. But now, she had her own.

She’d come to realize that a deep secret wasn’t a rock weighing you down.

No, it was more like a thick smoke filling your soul, and that weight was the grounding comfort of knowing something that “they” didn’t.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I want to feel Christmas-y.
I do not even feel Holidays-y.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Eating fish on Sunday night is disrespectful to the tradition of weekend and further, prematurely surrendering to the week ahead
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m not saying it’s their best song or recording (might not even be top 20) but if you listen to the Beatles’ song “Magical Mystery Tour” on good headphones, it will make you question every mix you’ve ever done or heard.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Also this: “Why are you guys sending the Dolphins to Madrid? What, do you want another Inquisition?”
-acquaintance in Barcelona
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
An acquaintance in Barcelona asked: “so this team is from D.C. your nation’s Capitol, are they the USA team?”

I sent many, many 😂 emojis.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There’s something about Glen Powell. Not saying if it’s good or bad, just “something” like deep behind his eyes. I never noticed it until he was just talking in the monologue. There’s “something”
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My wish for you tonight is that you are extremely comfortable.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If Republicans and apparently Catholic Clergy don’t understand the meaning of “pedophile” let’s just call all of them “perverts”
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM