michaelstatia.bsky.social
@michaelstatia.bsky.social
Satire, parody, and focused apathy. Let's face it, if you are sending me a DM you're trying to pull a scam, so just don't. I won't block you, I'll report you immediately and watch you disappear.
*Trump (Not Limited Enough) Edition
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Don't ever stop doing what you love
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What an asshole. Served with many women (I even had a female XO that I am extremely proud to have served with who kicked ass), the only thing holding them back is sexism and stupidity.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No capitulation, he has no idea what you guys are fighting for and never will. He's a coward, an idiot and a bully. If he wants to learn what being a warrior looks like he should either pick up a rifle and help or shut the fuck up and sit down at the coward's table with Putin.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
He's such an... I don't even have words
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Amen, it must be exhausting and thankless. We must give the good reporters credit and our thanks
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There's a mistake in there, you'd first have to translate it from "dipshit" to Russian first. Because that's all president felon can speak
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This rocks
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Everyone loves a good roaring fire in the winter.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Congrats Canada!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Everybody is a fucking AI expert now. Go play CSI someplace else.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Joan Cusack never gets enough credit
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
He looks like my testicles the morning after I realized I made a big mistake.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I totally agree. I've been fortunate enough to have about 30 books published. Over those 30 books I've had over a dozen people DM me on LinkedIn if it was OK. Like if I said no they wouldn't do it. I agree, you aren't fighting the system, you're a thief who just doesn't want to go to the library
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
And sucking the bullet out part in the movie was epic too.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM