michaelstatia.bsky.social
@michaelstatia.bsky.social
Satire, parody, and focused apathy. Let's face it, if you are sending me a DM you're trying to pull a scam, so just don't. I won't block you, I'll report you immediately and watch you disappear.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Chump Projected That America
Sucked,Then He Made It Happen...
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
IMPEACH PIGGY!!! #fucktrump #impeach47
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What was that you said? Piggy? #fucktrump #voteblue #impeach47
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Donny, YOU and no one else murdered that national guardsman, YOU and only YOU.

You are a piece of shit and you are too stupid to realize it.

And have all your minions save their crocodile tears about how sad it is she died. They are fake and mean nothing, just like everything you've ever done.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Donny, if you aren't going to actually help Ukraine you can shut the fuck up or go back to sucking bubba or putin's dick.

Putin may be hated by the world, but you are hated by everyone on your own team. Fucking loser
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm buying at Target, Amazon, and Walmart while doing all the other shit I'm supposed to boycott. Because fuck you, why should I give up shit and make my life difficult because other people are assholes. Boycotts don't work all we end up doing is going without while they are happy. Don't care.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.

Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.

ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Breaking news: Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican reggae star whose lead role in the 1972 cult-movie sensation “The Harder They Come” helped introduce the genre to a global audience, has died. He was 81.
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae star with global following, dies at 81
His lead performance as a singer-turned-outlaw in the 1972 film “The Harder They Come” helped introduce reggae to the world.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
As a retired military, everything the Democrats said about defying unlawful orders is in the military's own materials and training.

Focus on your own felonies you orange fuck
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I will not celebrate America's 250th anniversary next year. Not while the very thing this country was founded against sits in the white house.

"Sic semper tyrannis"
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hey dumbfuck, if tariffs are paid for by other countries how come you're cutting them to lower OUR prices? Your business acumen is shorter than the rules for monopoly and I'm being generous. Great Pumpkin looking dipshit
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN FILES !
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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This is what a New Era looks like.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can't wait to hear what dipshit Mike Johnson (R)eprehensible is gonna say now. He was right about one thing, Democrats are going to be more interested in making a deal after Tuesday, because the GOP is gonna be grovelling to make a deal in the hope people will forget Trump's and the GOP's crimes.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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This Canadian cop broke up a road rage incident during an interview.

That is hilarious. 😂 very Canadian indeed

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Where r the children? What happened to the 300 plus kids that Taco was ordered to not put on the plane that was headed to who knows where? ICE Gestapo keep taking kids! #iceout
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM