@michaelstatia.bsky.social
Satire, parody, and focused apathy. DM = Block. Pro-AI and hater of anti AI dipshits, suck it caveman. The GOP is a hate group and needs to be eradicated like cockroaches.
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REVOLUTION!!!
a poster showing four presidents with the words did someone say revolution below them
ALT: a poster showing four presidents with the words did someone say revolution below them
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February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
REVOLUTION!!!
One more thing, as president, all that religious stuff in govt is getting stripped out. And don't ask me about my religion either.
You have religious issues? Go to church, the govt isn't a religion.
I got elected to be president, not the fucking Pope.
You have religious issues? Go to church, the govt isn't a religion.
I got elected to be president, not the fucking Pope.
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
One more thing, as president, all that religious stuff in govt is getting stripped out. And don't ask me about my religion either.
You have religious issues? Go to church, the govt isn't a religion.
I got elected to be president, not the fucking Pope.
You have religious issues? Go to church, the govt isn't a religion.
I got elected to be president, not the fucking Pope.
Also if I was president
I would immediately set up an independent agency on science and create a cabinet post on science.
I would immediately set up an independent agency on science and create a cabinet post on science.
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Also if I was president
I would immediately set up an independent agency on science and create a cabinet post on science.
I would immediately set up an independent agency on science and create a cabinet post on science.
Also if I was president.
No overseas trips, I'll send the sec of state.
No social media for me
Press conferences bi-weekly
No TV interviews
No vacations for me except for thanksgiving, Christmas, and my bday.
Why? Because I got hired to work, not talk and take vacations
No overseas trips, I'll send the sec of state.
No social media for me
Press conferences bi-weekly
No TV interviews
No vacations for me except for thanksgiving, Christmas, and my bday.
Why? Because I got hired to work, not talk and take vacations
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Also if I was president.
No overseas trips, I'll send the sec of state.
No social media for me
Press conferences bi-weekly
No TV interviews
No vacations for me except for thanksgiving, Christmas, and my bday.
Why? Because I got hired to work, not talk and take vacations
No overseas trips, I'll send the sec of state.
No social media for me
Press conferences bi-weekly
No TV interviews
No vacations for me except for thanksgiving, Christmas, and my bday.
Why? Because I got hired to work, not talk and take vacations
If you complain about immigrants remember that unless you came from and stayed in Africa you're an immigrant.
Yes, Africa, where modern humans first evolved.
Yes, Africa, where modern humans first evolved.
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If you complain about immigrants remember that unless you came from and stayed in Africa you're an immigrant.
Yes, Africa, where modern humans first evolved.
Yes, Africa, where modern humans first evolved.
If I became president the moment I was elected I would set up a team with the explicit goal of erasing everything trump has done. I'd have his pictures removed and some burned and the rest on toilets around DC so people can piss on him.
I'll name landfills after him though.
I'll name landfills after him though.
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If I became president the moment I was elected I would set up a team with the explicit goal of erasing everything trump has done. I'd have his pictures removed and some burned and the rest on toilets around DC so people can piss on him.
I'll name landfills after him though.
I'll name landfills after him though.
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If I was going to pick with Nazi was the spirit animal of Pam Bondi it would be Ilse Koch.
Bondi the Bitch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch
Bondi the Bitch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch
Ilse Koch - Wikipedia
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February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
If I was going to pick with Nazi was the spirit animal of Pam Bondi it would be Ilse Koch.
Bondi the Bitch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch
Bondi the Bitch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
“This [the U.S. Constitution] is likely to be administered for a course of years and then end in despotism… when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government, being incapable of any other.”
— Benjamin Franklin
— Benjamin Franklin
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“This [the U.S. Constitution] is likely to be administered for a course of years and then end in despotism… when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government, being incapable of any other.”
— Benjamin Franklin
— Benjamin Franklin
"If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking"
- Benjamin Franklin
- Benjamin Franklin
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
"If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking"
- Benjamin Franklin
- Benjamin Franklin
“The eyes of all our countrymen are now upon us, and we shall have their blessings and praises, if happily we are the instruments of saving them from the tyranny meditated against them.”
— George Washington
— George Washington
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
“The eyes of all our countrymen are now upon us, and we shall have their blessings and praises, if happily we are the instruments of saving them from the tyranny meditated against them.”
— George Washington
— George Washington
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Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
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Please post this far and wide and on other social platforms.
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Please post this far and wide and on other social platforms.
Dear Democrats, I swear if you don't start doing your fucking jobs and standing up to this heinous regime you're going in that cell with the GOP.
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Dear Democrats, I swear if you don't start doing your fucking jobs and standing up to this heinous regime you're going in that cell with the GOP.
Come after me Pammy, bring your burn book too, I'll even give you a few free ones as a head start.
I don't need a burn book and I'll make you cry like an infant.
I don't need a burn book and I'll make you cry like an infant.
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Come after me Pammy, bring your burn book too, I'll even give you a few free ones as a head start.
I don't need a burn book and I'll make you cry like an infant.
I don't need a burn book and I'll make you cry like an infant.
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
GTFO, with this Democrat or Biden regime bullshit, GOP.
We all know what you're trying to say.
For the record, here's the definition of regime.
If there's a regime here it's you
We all know what you're trying to say.
For the record, here's the definition of regime.
If there's a regime here it's you
February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
GTFO, with this Democrat or Biden regime bullshit, GOP.
We all know what you're trying to say.
For the record, here's the definition of regime.
If there's a regime here it's you
We all know what you're trying to say.
For the record, here's the definition of regime.
If there's a regime here it's you
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An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.
"Control doesn’t require secrecy anymore. It requires overload. When people drown in information, they cling to whichever story feels safe.” - Sean Oriyano (2011)
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
"Control doesn’t require secrecy anymore. It requires overload. When people drown in information, they cling to whichever story feels safe.” - Sean Oriyano (2011)
If you're from here you can't be an alien. By here I mean Earth.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
If you're from here you can't be an alien. By here I mean Earth.