Michael
@michaeljfuxx.bsky.social
TV. Movies. Tech. No more mutants, tho.
Binged The Pit over the last 4 days.
That was fucking television. I had ER flashbacks. Goddamn.
That was fucking television. I had ER flashbacks. Goddamn.
May 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Binged The Pit over the last 4 days.
That was fucking television. I had ER flashbacks. Goddamn.
That was fucking television. I had ER flashbacks. Goddamn.
Just quit my job because a white woman messaged me “Help a sister out.”
April 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just quit my job because a white woman messaged me “Help a sister out.”
There’s a breakfast spot near my place that sells $16 dollar Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits and I had to remind myself that arson is a crime.
April 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There’s a breakfast spot near my place that sells $16 dollar Bacon Egg and Cheese biscuits and I had to remind myself that arson is a crime.
I just had a call with a black woman at my job and I hung up just feeling warm and alive. lol. This why I don’t play about them. Black women deserve the world, bruh.
February 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I just had a call with a black woman at my job and I hung up just feeling warm and alive. lol. This why I don’t play about them. Black women deserve the world, bruh.
Nothing beats my ass like sending emails. I am tired.
February 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Nothing beats my ass like sending emails. I am tired.
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
February 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
I love Gregory Eddie with my whole heart. #abbottelementary
February 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I love Gregory Eddie with my whole heart. #abbottelementary
I need to follow more people on this account. But I need an angle for my timeline.
February 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I need to follow more people on this account. But I need an angle for my timeline.
Cobra Kai definitely went off the rails with the Power Rangers Riot of season 2. But the 80s kid in me is alive.
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Cobra Kai definitely went off the rails with the Power Rangers Riot of season 2. But the 80s kid in me is alive.
Finally got around to it and Cobra Kai got me. Binge activated.
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Finally got around to it and Cobra Kai got me. Binge activated.
Yo, is that Jupiter or Venus showing the fuck out next to the moon tonight? I thought it was a really slow plane for like 30 seconds.
February 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yo, is that Jupiter or Venus showing the fuck out next to the moon tonight? I thought it was a really slow plane for like 30 seconds.
*Me checking for a third time that my camera is off before having a glass of wine on this work call*
January 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*Me checking for a third time that my camera is off before having a glass of wine on this work call*
*Kofi Siriboe exists*
Me: CHAWLIE!
Me: CHAWLIE!
January 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*Kofi Siriboe exists*
Me: CHAWLIE!
Me: CHAWLIE!
5 years later and for absolutely no reason…
Me: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman…
Me: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman…
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
5 years later and for absolutely no reason…
Me: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman…
Me: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman…
First show of the year.
January 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
First show of the year.
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increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"
January 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"
Accidentally turned my phone off of Silent. How do you bitches live like this?!
January 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Accidentally turned my phone off of Silent. How do you bitches live like this?!
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
theonion.com/man-returns-...
theonion.com/man-returns-...
January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
theonion.com/man-returns-...
theonion.com/man-returns-...
Me being up cooking collard greens, salmon, pork chops, carrots, broccolini, chicken thighs, corn bread, brown rice, black eyed peas and pork chops at 9pm on New Years Eveis not NOT related to 2024 being a year of celibacy, I’ll tell you that.
January 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Me being up cooking collard greens, salmon, pork chops, carrots, broccolini, chicken thighs, corn bread, brown rice, black eyed peas and pork chops at 9pm on New Years Eveis not NOT related to 2024 being a year of celibacy, I’ll tell you that.
LeRoy The Cat: …
Me: …
LeRoy The Cat: …
Me: SAY SEVEN SIZZLING SAUSAGES SIZZLING IN A SAUCE PAN
Me: …
LeRoy The Cat: …
Me: SAY SEVEN SIZZLING SAUSAGES SIZZLING IN A SAUCE PAN
December 16, 2024 at 10:15 AM
LeRoy The Cat: …
Me: …
LeRoy The Cat: …
Me: SAY SEVEN SIZZLING SAUSAGES SIZZLING IN A SAUCE PAN
Me: …
LeRoy The Cat: …
Me: SAY SEVEN SIZZLING SAUSAGES SIZZLING IN A SAUCE PAN
Seemingly spending 3 days in your first bisexual threesome while your family is embroiled in a blackmail scandal is peak middle son behavior. #Bridgerton
December 16, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Seemingly spending 3 days in your first bisexual threesome while your family is embroiled in a blackmail scandal is peak middle son behavior. #Bridgerton
*Elphaba battle cry*
December 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
*Elphaba battle cry*