I've had the first half of the joke for ages, I came up with the second part today - it's the perfect cherry on top.

Can agree with that - do forgive me, I'm a bit drunk currently. They're both great, but a bit of diversity for any leadership contest would be more than welcome.

Also, obviously not a white woman, but I'm half way there at least (thank God or whomever for my lack of melanin? I guess?!).

Obviously, as someone from the other side of the pond, I have no say in your elections, but that's a pairing I'd happily vote for if I could.

Nice to see you in my neck of the woods! Might have reccomended The Golden Ball to you before, but it's wonderful, especially on Sundays when there's a folk night on. It's only a minute or so out of the city centre, but it may as well be another world.

Lovely stuff, enjoy - all I've got planned for tomorrow is a haircut.

We have indeed. A common enough name, worth a shot - hope you're having a good time!

(assuming it's the same one!)

Nice to see you in the local of my folks' neck of the woods!

Googling "sleep tight meaning from a girl", followed by "is sleep tight flirty", followed by "is my mum flirting with me", followed by "what's an oedipal complex" in quick succession to really freak out whatever intelligence agency is looking at my search history.

Only just seen this (I really must use this site more), surprised I didn't catch it at work! There was a horse running the other day called "The Graveyard Bookie", I quipped to a customer "otherwise known as me on late shift". Absolutely nothing, no pleasing some people.