Michael Gibbs
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Plunderlust: Volume 1, by Plunderlust
11 track album
plunderlust.bandcamp.com
FYI, my second album of mashups, Plunderlust: Volume 2, will be out before the end of the month. Don't have a set date yet, but it's incredibly close to being finished. Watch this space, and in the meantime, if you haven't, check out Plunderlust: Volume 1!
plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...
plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...
As a teen, whenever I made a sex joke, my mum would say "you find that funny because you're 15" or however old I was. Anyway, I've remembered walking down an alley which cut off the "PEA" from a sign for the clothes shop Peacocks and it's still just as funny. 23 in a fortnight.
April 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
As a teen, whenever I made a sex joke, my mum would say "you find that funny because you're 15" or however old I was. Anyway, I've remembered walking down an alley which cut off the "PEA" from a sign for the clothes shop Peacocks and it's still just as funny. 23 in a fortnight.
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they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
Larry the Nuke. He's a fictional character I've created just now who is a sentient nuke large enough to wipe out all of the United States and his name is Larry. Don't worry, he yearns for death, he won't die in vain.
If you could commission one fictional character to fix the U.S. political problems, who would it be?
March 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Larry the Nuke. He's a fictional character I've created just now who is a sentient nuke large enough to wipe out all of the United States and his name is Larry. Don't worry, he yearns for death, he won't die in vain.
Just finished a fishing themed parody of Sound and Vision (entitled Because I'm Fishing) if you're wondering how the unemployed life is treating me.
March 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just finished a fishing themed parody of Sound and Vision (entitled Because I'm Fishing) if you're wondering how the unemployed life is treating me.
Bouncer asked me if I'd brought my id, but I only had my ego - and even then, I had to leave that at the door.
March 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bouncer asked me if I'd brought my id, but I only had my ego - and even then, I had to leave that at the door.
What do a classical composer with writer's block and someone with constipation have in common? They both struggle with their movements. Thank you, thank you, I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs.
March 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What do a classical composer with writer's block and someone with constipation have in common? They both struggle with their movements. Thank you, thank you, I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs.
FYI, my second album of mashups, Plunderlust: Volume 2, will be out before the end of the month. Don't have a set date yet, but it's incredibly close to being finished. Watch this space, and in the meantime, if you haven't, check out Plunderlust: Volume 1!
plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...
plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...
Plunderlust: Volume 1, by Plunderlust
11 track album
plunderlust.bandcamp.com
March 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
FYI, my second album of mashups, Plunderlust: Volume 2, will be out before the end of the month. Don't have a set date yet, but it's incredibly close to being finished. Watch this space, and in the meantime, if you haven't, check out Plunderlust: Volume 1!
plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...
plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...
Cheers Google AI, that information'll really help with the Billy Bragg mashup I'm doing.
March 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Cheers Google AI, that information'll really help with the Billy Bragg mashup I'm doing.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe there's no genetic link and she developed the symptoms independently. Either way, I've been practicing medicine for over twenty five years, and I've never heard of this condition you call "Maybelline".
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe there's no genetic link and she developed the symptoms independently. Either way, I've been practicing medicine for over twenty five years, and I've never heard of this condition you call "Maybelline".
It's not the fact she's married, about my mum's age, or any of the other extenuating circumstances. No, I wholeheartedly believe it's the fact that I use pre-grated parmesan that means I'll never be able to win the affections of Angela Hartnett.
March 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It's not the fact she's married, about my mum's age, or any of the other extenuating circumstances. No, I wholeheartedly believe it's the fact that I use pre-grated parmesan that means I'll never be able to win the affections of Angela Hartnett.
Overheard a mother in a charity shop rhetorically asking her pleading kid "what are you going to do with six polar bears?", to which I would answer "anything you can't do with five".
March 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Overheard a mother in a charity shop rhetorically asking her pleading kid "what are you going to do with six polar bears?", to which I would answer "anything you can't do with five".
(to the theme for Chucklevision): Sigma mindset, sigma sigma mindset.
March 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
(to the theme for Chucklevision): Sigma mindset, sigma sigma mindset.
You listen to a song like Family Business, and all you can think is "why the fuck does he have to be a Nazi?".
March 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
You listen to a song like Family Business, and all you can think is "why the fuck does he have to be a Nazi?".
Loch Ness monster spotted in York.
February 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Loch Ness monster spotted in York.
Every time I see that Duracell advert on Youtube where the Duracell Bunny is working out at the gym and sees a TV saying "breaking news!", I like to imagine it finishes by saying "Duracell Bunny outed as a nonce!" and he gets hounded by TV reporters, but alas it never does.
January 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Every time I see that Duracell advert on Youtube where the Duracell Bunny is working out at the gym and sees a TV saying "breaking news!", I like to imagine it finishes by saying "Duracell Bunny outed as a nonce!" and he gets hounded by TV reporters, but alas it never does.
Just brought my phone into a repair shop to get the screen fixed and on the receipt while they got my first name right, the cheeky buggers put down my last name as "Myers".
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just brought my phone into a repair shop to get the screen fixed and on the receipt while they got my first name right, the cheeky buggers put down my last name as "Myers".
Has the inventor of the concept of the meal deal ever been offered a knighthood or a damehood or a similar gong, and if not why?
January 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Has the inventor of the concept of the meal deal ever been offered a knighthood or a damehood or a similar gong, and if not why?
No, *you're* so much of a nerd you're listening to almost all of the BBC's output about the Shipping Forecast to celebrate its centenary.
January 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
No, *you're* so much of a nerd you're listening to almost all of the BBC's output about the Shipping Forecast to celebrate its centenary.
In an age of division, we've got to find common ground.
January 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In an age of division, we've got to find common ground.
In which we wish our friend who looks a little like Sophie Ellis-Bextor a happy new year.
January 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In which we wish our friend who looks a little like Sophie Ellis-Bextor a happy new year.
More like Auld Langer Syne, haha, only joking. Happy new year folks, here's hoping 1987 is better than 1985.
December 31, 2024 at 9:54 PM
More like Auld Langer Syne, haha, only joking. Happy new year folks, here's hoping 1987 is better than 1985.
Me and the boys ringing in the new year at the Castleford Jobcentre.
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Me and the boys ringing in the new year at the Castleford Jobcentre.
Being forcibly restrained by my friends as I cry out "YOU DON'T GET IT, I CAN FIX HER" about the lady in the Scientology Instagram story ad. Corinne, baby, call me as soon as you get out of that cult, we could start a new life together.
December 31, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Being forcibly restrained by my friends as I cry out "YOU DON'T GET IT, I CAN FIX HER" about the lady in the Scientology Instagram story ad. Corinne, baby, call me as soon as you get out of that cult, we could start a new life together.
Just found out that not only did he suffer having to live and work in Hull for most of his adult life, but Philip Larkin grew up in Coventry. No wonder his poetry is the way it is.
December 31, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Just found out that not only did he suffer having to live and work in Hull for most of his adult life, but Philip Larkin grew up in Coventry. No wonder his poetry is the way it is.
Got the day off on New Year's Eve, your boy is going to do so much end of year reflecting it's going to start to hurt babbbyyyyyyy.
December 30, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Got the day off on New Year's Eve, your boy is going to do so much end of year reflecting it's going to start to hurt babbbyyyyyyy.