Just finished a fishing themed parody of Sound and Vision (entitled Because I'm Fishing) if you're wondering how the unemployed life is treating me.

Cheers Google AI, that information'll really help with the Billy Bragg mashup I'm doing.

Loch Ness monster spotted in York.

In an age of division, we've got to find common ground.

In which we wish our friend who looks a little like Sophie Ellis-Bextor a happy new year.

Me and the boys ringing in the new year at the Castleford Jobcentre.

Being forcibly restrained by my friends as I cry out "YOU DON'T GET IT, I CAN FIX HER" about the lady in the Scientology Instagram story ad. Corinne, baby, call me as soon as you get out of that cult, we could start a new life together.

Finally, that's one way to tell them you want to break up.

Ran into a celebrity lookalike. Video attached in the tweet (do we still call them that here?) below for the uninitiated.

Thread of a few things I found while Christmas shopping. First up, the perfect gift for your therapist/dominatrix/delete as appropriate. Either way, you're getting whipped into shape with some CBT.

Decided to do the Proust questionnaire.

Look, I know it's not exactly popular, but you guys are really missing a treat by not staying on X, the everything app.