michael augustine
@michaelaugustine.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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If a nuclear bomb went off in LA the first thing I would do is check to see if the Dodgers were home or away.
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If a nuclear bomb went off in LA the first thing I would do is check to see if the Dodgers were home or away.
November 9, 2024 at 7:49 PM
If a nuclear bomb went off in LA the first thing I would do is check to see if the Dodgers were home or away.
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If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me
fuck baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
fuck baseball
There is no god.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
There is no god.
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Oh you’re a girl dad? There’s already a word for that idiot, it’s mom.
April 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh you’re a girl dad? There’s already a word for that idiot, it’s mom.
Sometimes you have to separate the art (my wife) from the artist (my mother-in-law)
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sometimes you have to separate the art (my wife) from the artist (my mother-in-law)
every time I hear an english accent it is completely against my will.
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
every time I hear an english accent it is completely against my will.
Trainspotting
September 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Trainspotting
There’s a Clampett directed adaptation of Horton Hatches the Egg that despite watching hundreds and hundreds of hours of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies growing up, I never knew existed. We found it on Tubi and my Seuss obsessed son wants to watch it constantly.
September 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There’s a Clampett directed adaptation of Horton Hatches the Egg that despite watching hundreds and hundreds of hours of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies growing up, I never knew existed. We found it on Tubi and my Seuss obsessed son wants to watch it constantly.
they have Gay Dog now. RT for awarenesd
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
they have Gay Dog now. RT for awarenesd
you and me both brother
September 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you and me both brother
Ay can youse stunads pipe da fuck down, I’m tryina organize crime ova heeeeeyuh!
September 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Ay can youse stunads pipe da fuck down, I’m tryina organize crime ova heeeeeyuh!
one thing coworkers love to do is use chatgpt to tag a joke that i used my actual brain to create
August 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
one thing coworkers love to do is use chatgpt to tag a joke that i used my actual brain to create
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nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
Sister Boniface Mysteries is a new low in the dogshit British mysteries my MIL watches. Good lord.
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sister Boniface Mysteries is a new low in the dogshit British mysteries my MIL watches. Good lord.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
@whatatimepod.bsky.social It is my solemn duty to let @eliyudin.com know that the Guinness Book and Ripley’s are owned by the same company.
August 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@whatatimepod.bsky.social It is my solemn duty to let @eliyudin.com know that the Guinness Book and Ripley’s are owned by the same company.
Just tried a new Nespresso pod that is infused with B12 instead of doing anything actually healthy. feeling great.
August 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just tried a new Nespresso pod that is infused with B12 instead of doing anything actually healthy. feeling great.
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They fired me for running for Congress. I'm running anyway -- because if the people in power won't sacrifice, the rest of us have to.
danicaforillinois.com
danicaforillinois.com
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They fired me for running for Congress. I'm running anyway -- because if the people in power won't sacrifice, the rest of us have to.
danicaforillinois.com
danicaforillinois.com
Developing an apparatus that allows a dog to smoke a cigarette
July 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Developing an apparatus that allows a dog to smoke a cigarette
Labubus are real I hit one with my 1998 Eddie Bauer edition Ford Explorer in Los Altos, California on June 14th, 2004.
July 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Labubus are real I hit one with my 1998 Eddie Bauer edition Ford Explorer in Los Altos, California on June 14th, 2004.
My son’s most beloved film trope is There Is Something Under A Hat.
July 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My son’s most beloved film trope is There Is Something Under A Hat.