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September 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
my youtube show ARTS & CROFTS is THE place to watch incredible illustration talent on full display. not by me though, that's sophie's thing.

i just sit there and play tomb raider games.

🎨x🎮x🦎 watch!! youtube.com/watch?v=xpwE...

or michael.town/arts if ya nasty
June 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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In Mr. Mosquito, The little heartbeat meter measures how safe you are. If it's in the green or yellow, feel free to suck away. Even if your victim starts scratching, you're still safe as long as the meter is green or yellow. As it becomes orange then red, you need to be more
careful.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
this one's gunna be an all-timer for me
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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[dracula flow] i stepped in the same river twice. it was the same river, and i was the same motherfucking man
May 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I want an American for Pope. I want a guy who smokes for Pope. I want someone who drinks Cherry Coke Zero for Pope and I want someone who prays to God outside a barren couple's window to grant them a child for Pope and I want a guy who was abandoned by his parents for Pope
April 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
caked up shy guy
March 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM