Michelle
@mich-elle-o.bsky.social
Don't follow me, I don't know where I'm going
Boy mom, wife, dog mom, badass colon cancer survivor, sarcasm is my love language, entering my idgaf era
Boy mom, wife, dog mom, badass colon cancer survivor, sarcasm is my love language, entering my idgaf era
My son just informed me that Linda McMahon will be the new Education Secretary. He said she makes complete sense as the pick because he heard she actually read something once. 🤣😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
My son just informed me that Linda McMahon will be the new Education Secretary. He said she makes complete sense as the pick because he heard she actually read something once. 🤣😭
Why are tfg's supporters so mad that she lost? It's all they talk about.
a man in a yellow shirt is asking why are you so angry .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is asking why are you so angry .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Why are tfg's supporters so mad that she lost? It's all they talk about.
I feel like the memes that will come from this fight will be better than the actual fight.
#tysonpaul
#tysonpaul
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 AM
I feel like the memes that will come from this fight will be better than the actual fight.
#tysonpaul
#tysonpaul
I'm calling it now, Serrano Taylor, best fight of the night.
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I'm calling it now, Serrano Taylor, best fight of the night.
I cannot unsee Mike Tysons's ass now.
November 16, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I cannot unsee Mike Tysons's ass now.
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Someday a Lifetime movie will be made about Cheryl Hines and it’ll go “I knew him as a Kennedy, an environmentalist, a man who decapitated a whale, a man riddled with worms who cheated on every woman he’s ever been with while saying he’s the worm man, but beyond all that? …there was a dark secret”
November 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Someday a Lifetime movie will be made about Cheryl Hines and it’ll go “I knew him as a Kennedy, an environmentalist, a man who decapitated a whale, a man riddled with worms who cheated on every woman he’s ever been with while saying he’s the worm man, but beyond all that? …there was a dark secret”
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying yeth .
Alt: Mike Tyson says YES
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
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Who Is Trump’s Chief Of Staff Susie Wiles?
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November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Who Is Trump’s Chief Of Staff Susie Wiles?
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Dear Mike Tyson,
Do you know how old you are now? Your fight should have been first. It is clearly almost past our bedtimes.
Sincerely,
People in your age bracket
Do you know how old you are now? Your fight should have been first. It is clearly almost past our bedtimes.
Sincerely,
People in your age bracket
November 16, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Dear Mike Tyson,
Do you know how old you are now? Your fight should have been first. It is clearly almost past our bedtimes.
Sincerely,
People in your age bracket
Do you know how old you are now? Your fight should have been first. It is clearly almost past our bedtimes.
Sincerely,
People in your age bracket
I heard it's a requirement to share a picture of your puppy dog. This is Seamus. Don't let the cuteness fool you, he's a jerk.
November 14, 2024 at 12:22 PM
I heard it's a requirement to share a picture of your puppy dog. This is Seamus. Don't let the cuteness fool you, he's a jerk.