mia???
@miamystery.bsky.social
not one post for months
but then suddenly there are
all the posts at once
but then suddenly there are
all the posts at once
Some people don’t seem like they’re from where they’re from but I think I give off insane and borderline unsettling born-in-Pennsylvania vibes
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Some people don’t seem like they’re from where they’re from but I think I give off insane and borderline unsettling born-in-Pennsylvania vibes
I have all the bystander videos from MN (🧊) if anyone wants them. They keep getting removed!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I have all the bystander videos from MN (🧊) if anyone wants them. They keep getting removed!!!!
Yall remember when that J6’er was carrying a don’t tread on me flag and then got trampled to death
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Yall remember when that J6’er was carrying a don’t tread on me flag and then got trampled to death
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Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
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Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/
Just saw my little cousins Spotify wrapped and it’s really based. I’m so shaken. He’s like an NPC to me. He only spawns during limited edition holiday events. He cycles through 4 dialogue options and doesn’t interact unless you enter his proximity zone and aggro him.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Just saw my little cousins Spotify wrapped and it’s really based. I’m so shaken. He’s like an NPC to me. He only spawns during limited edition holiday events. He cycles through 4 dialogue options and doesn’t interact unless you enter his proximity zone and aggro him.
The Buffalo blizzard of ‘14 gave me trust issues and weather-based anxiety but at least I got a 2 week long snow day out of it
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The Buffalo blizzard of ‘14 gave me trust issues and weather-based anxiety but at least I got a 2 week long snow day out of it
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Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For https://theonion.com/unclear-what-coworker-with-banana-on-desk-all-day-waiti-1819579617/
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For https://theonion.com/unclear-what-coworker-with-banana-on-desk-all-day-waiti-1819579617/
Staying at a motel for $60 and deciding to look it up and finding the news reports of various crimes that have occurred on the premises
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Staying at a motel for $60 and deciding to look it up and finding the news reports of various crimes that have occurred on the premises
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
Throw back to when I carved the ugliest pumpkin conceivable and started crying because it was so dumb
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Throw back to when I carved the ugliest pumpkin conceivable and started crying because it was so dumb
It’s seasonal depression (-_-;)
Does anyone else think everything just feels… off? Like I don’t know if it’s the time change or the weather but this October-November just feels different.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s seasonal depression (-_-;)
Cranberry sauce really has one moment a year to do its thing and consistently fucking kills it
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Cranberry sauce really has one moment a year to do its thing and consistently fucking kills it
A woman’s notes app reveals her true soul
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A woman’s notes app reveals her true soul
I don’t know why I thought giving a whipped cream cup to the Whipped Cream Fiend would go any differently
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don’t know why I thought giving a whipped cream cup to the Whipped Cream Fiend would go any differently
No branding. No words. You know what this is
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
No branding. No words. You know what this is
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November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
White girl named Mia Burns call me a firecracker
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
White girl named Mia Burns call me a firecracker
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idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
idk who needs to hear this but the President of the United States of America is APPEALING a judges order forcing him to fully fund SNAP.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Yes — DJT is appealing a ruling telling him to NOT starve his own people. Let that simmer.
Does anyone else think everything just feels… off? Like I don’t know if it’s the time change or the weather but this October-November just feels different.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Does anyone else think everything just feels… off? Like I don’t know if it’s the time change or the weather but this October-November just feels different.
My mom compiled all of my childhood video tapes into YouTube videos for me to show at the birthday party I didn’t have so can someone remind me next year that those exist 🥲
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My mom compiled all of my childhood video tapes into YouTube videos for me to show at the birthday party I didn’t have so can someone remind me next year that those exist 🥲
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Are these hats coming to Etsy in time for Thanksgiving?
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Are these hats coming to Etsy in time for Thanksgiving?
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They LITERALLY campaigned on making children go hungry as a political statement and they can't figure out why they lost.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They LITERALLY campaigned on making children go hungry as a political statement and they can't figure out why they lost.
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PA Supreme Court retains its 5-2 democratic majority! HELL FUCKIN YEAH!
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
PA Supreme Court retains its 5-2 democratic majority! HELL FUCKIN YEAH!