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Dr. Maria Holland
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Ass Prof at Notre Dame, studying the mechanics of the brain and other soft stuff. Mamá. Pro-life/whole-life because science. Tweets are my own.
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And...it's here. UW announced tenure clock extension options for junior faculty last week.

Leadership frames this as part of their deep support to junior faculty. But how, exactly, is more time (& delayed promotion) are meaningful support in response to reduced & uncertain research resources?
I'm already hearing rumblings from academic leaders that tenure clock extensions may be part of how early career researchers weather this new storm.

A reminder that clock extensions are not the easy solution some think them to be: www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...

We must do better by junior faculty.
Extended time, elevated expectations: The unappreciated downsides of pausing the tenure clock | PNAS
Extended time, elevated expectations: The unappreciated downsides of pausing the tenure clock
www.pnas.org
June 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Wow, I really wasn't expecting this paper to become so relevant again, so soon - but I've been hearing conversations about extending tenure clocks AGAIN. What about a four-year clock extension? 🤔 I'm sure there could be no downsides . . . .
New paper I'm extremely proud of: "Extended time, elevated expectations: The unappreciated downsides of pausing the tenure clock". We argue that extensions should be treated as a safety net, not insurance policy (1/6) www.pnas.org/doi/full/10....
PNAS
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March 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
MOOD
What a fascinating time to be going through a glacial process where my university ultimately decides if they want to hire me for life or not. 🙃🫠🫣
February 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
New paper I'm extremely proud of: "Extended time, elevated expectations: The unappreciated downsides of pausing the tenure clock". We argue that extensions should be treated as a safety net, not insurance policy (1/6) www.pnas.org/doi/full/10....
PNAS
Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS), a peer reviewed journal of the National Academy of Sciences (NAS) - an authoritative source of high-impact, original research that broadly spans...
www.pnas.org
August 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
A two-proof day. First Springer removed all the italics from in vivo/ex vivo/in silico, then OUP replaced all my spelled-out numbers with digits (e.g. "2 local peaks" and "8 species"). You see, academic publishing costs so much because of the aDdEd VaLuE 🙄
January 2, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I love Gradescope in general, but their data visualization is COMICALLY bad.
October 18, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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Behind every seemingly sane early stage professor, there is a slack of other ESIs shitposting through it with her...you know who you are.
Behind every woman is a slack channel of other women helping her navigate professional situations.
September 26, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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why would researchgate name itself after an academic scandal that hasn't happened quite yet
August 22, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Just awarded my first R01! With our collaborator Hiroshi Kawasaki, we're going to investigate the role of astrocytes in cortical folding via a combined computational and experimental approach!
September 5, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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A wise man once said “every plan is a tiny prayer to Father Time”. (B. Gibbard, 2005)

But these days w/little kids it’s more like “every plan is a tiny prayer to our immune systems” and let me tell you they are an uncaring lot.
August 25, 2023 at 2:16 PM