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Matt Hall
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I learn things, solve problems, run a business, and vote.💙

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The difference between Covid realists and Covid truthers:

- Realists DO want to know if it DID come from a lab.

- Truthers DON’T want to know if it DIDN’T.

These are not the same. And one of them is better.
January 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Proud anti-fascist out here, still building online stores with WooCommerce.

As someone who has also helped clients in the cannabis (mostly CBD) space—F*%K Shopify.
January 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
South Korea out here making us look bad.

Jealous.
January 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
YOU PLAY AS LITERAL ECO-TERRORISTS AGAINST A MEGACORP.

And it’s great.

p.s. FFX might’ve covertly initiated my deconstructing process. Praise Yevon!
People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7
January 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Joe Rogan’s theory of politics being “I’m just a little podcast man who just asks questions” is starting to ring hollow even for some folks in his audience.
January 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Written in Sharpie, I believe.🍊✝️
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
theonion.com/new-edi...
January 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Arguing with conservative economists—who eagerly stopped their book (with many remaining chapters) at the point where it most-serves the powerful and wealthy, feels a lot like:

“You say 5x3=15, but you can’t even draw your ‘+’ sign straight—and the answer is 8, obviously.”🤓

#FlatEarthEconomics
January 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Do they make, “Sorry all your heroes turn out to be grifters or Nazis😔,” cards?

Seem to know many who could use exactly that pick-me-up.

…Or they could just gain some class consciousness and take up the real fight.
January 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“You Leftists will believe anything the media tells you! They’re obviously just sending them to Roman Scent Chambers so they can put them into Roman Sleep to be able to travel more safely and peacefully into Roman Space Camp!! Arghhhh!!!”
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Back the Blue”

Here’s a pro tip to anyone young or just starting to figure out politics:

Never, ever, ever, EVER take a Conservative’s beliefs at face value.

The basic truth is this:

None of them believe in anything, and to them, nothing that’s real fucking matters.
January 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reactionaries will forever blame the powerless for the problems that the powerful create.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It used to take more words to explain why you shouldn’t like Elon Musk.
January 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
On the ADL—any org that has condemned the likes of @repilhan.bsky.social and @reprashida.bsky.social while giving a pass to the Quite Supremacist Christian Zionist sect—is and always will be utter, capitulating trash to me.
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Watching the anti-war “protector of women” and working class hero get sworn in today surrounded by future trillionaires on his way to invade Mexico, made me realize something I should’ve learned in church long ago, had I paid more attention:

No one believes in anything.
Nothing fucking matters.
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
REMEMBER KIDS:

Nobody believes in anything.
Nothing really matters.
January 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The Orange God King looked out across his swampy empire and said:

“Needs more tech.”
January 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Since November I’ve been asking myself this, on repeat:

“Who’s more entirely-full-of-shit about their stated values—American Christians, or Libertarians?”

I still don’t have an answer.🤷🏻‍♂️
January 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
EL-OH-muddafuggin-EL.
i hate my life
YouTube video by voidzilla
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January 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I kinda understand why chuds are always so pissed off about the culture war:

After a lifetime of Kirk Camerons & Scott Baios—they finally get Kanye just in time for him to become a Nazi, and Elon just in time to realize he’s the biggest fuckin’ dork in the Universe.

Poor chuds.
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Dear MAGA,

The inauguration will be a private affair. Just Trump & the broligarchs in the rotunda.

No seating for you.

No special events to acknowledge your support.

Not to worry. There will be emails later urging you to buy Trump coins, shoes, bibles, hats etc.

Keep that cash coming.

Be best.
January 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Remember when a bunch of Right Wingers wanted to paint Bernie as a fraud because he bought a $600,000 house—after being a public figure for decades AND writing a best-seller?

How stupid was that?

Genuinely unserious people.
January 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dipshit can hedge all he wants—but sorry Bro—no one who cares about science or the continued health of this planet is going to buy any more of your battery-powered MAGA hats.

#Musk #Climate
January 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
January 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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LETS DO THIS: Close your Threads, Instagram and Facebook accounts … at high noon on 20 Jan 2025 right after you do it to X.
The #GreatTwitterWalkoff can also be the #GreatMetaWalkoff.

Let’s do it simultaneously and show our power.
January 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Still wild to me that so many "savvy" folks on left and right have bought into the idea that online misinformation is overblown and doesn't really matter. From lies about migrants to transgender people to crime to election denial to climate denial, it's literally driving our country's politics.
January 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM