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melissa ✨
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i just love cats so much 😭😭😭
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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QRP with something watery 🌊
February 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
train’s shake up christmas is basically just coca cola’s open happiness but christmas
December 21, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Shiny #Eevee in her #Sylveon poncho 🎀🩵✨

#Pokemon #cute
December 1, 2024 at 6:12 PM
sorry i was late to work i was building a ramp so that the spider stuck in my sink could get out
September 11, 2024 at 3:00 PM
there was a state trooper on the side of the highway so of course everyone thought it was appropriate to drive 25mph
September 9, 2024 at 12:50 PM
really need people to stop hitting my car when they open their doors 😭 i have three different spots of chipped paint
August 14, 2024 at 1:10 PM
of you think project 25 is a good idea you are absolutely deranged
July 3, 2024 at 3:11 PM
do we HAVE to put a building on every piece of land? can’t we leave some for the animals 😕
June 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
love to work on federal holidays
June 19, 2024 at 1:43 PM
at what point am i allowed to bash my coworkers’ heads in because none of them do things correctly despite being repeatedly told how to do it the right way
June 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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found you at last 🌟
May 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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if you can’t create without chatGPT i have terrible news about how creative you actually are
May 20, 2024 at 1:29 PM
i need to know when my miniso is opening i’m going to implode
May 17, 2024 at 1:41 PM
i have the DUMBEST luck sometimes i swear to god
May 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
“hey melissa can i run something by you”
no. leave me alone.
May 13, 2024 at 1:25 PM
extreme fomo
May 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM
i hate feeling my feelings
April 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
i need to just take my brain out of my head for a while
April 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search.

Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here.

Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
March 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
if i can hear you chewing on your gum from across the room you are chewing WAY too loud
April 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM
somebody spoke to me outside my apartment building so now i can never go there again
April 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM
somebody spoke to me at the grocery store so now i can never go there again
April 16, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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tired from digging a hole.
So here's a fun old one.

Have a lovely evening.

Title: Happy Birthday
(concept was for a murder mystery book)
April 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM